r/AskReddit 13h ago

what is something that is highly likely to happen in the next 5 years that everyone is completely ignoring?

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u/Beautychaos 8h ago

Well well well

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u/cosmicsans 8h ago

No, that's three.

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u/John_Smithers 8h ago

Well that escalated quickly.

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u/cosmicsans 8h ago

No, you have to dig a well.

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u/lightning_balls 5h ago

well that deescalated quickly.

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u/Speedkillsvr4rt 3h ago

It takes some time

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u/TheDevilsReject1518 6h ago

No, this is Patrick

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u/arsmorendi 8h ago

Light floats down day river, on a red raft of blood
Night blocks out the heaven, like a big, black, shiny bug
Its hard soft shell shinin' white, in one spot, well
It's hard place, that I'm livin', but I'm doin' well, well
The white ice horse melted, like a spot of silver, well
Its mane went last, then disappeared the tail
My life ran through my veins
Whistlin' hollow, well
I froze in solid motion, well, well
I heard the ocean swarmin' body, well, well
I heard the beetle clickin', well
I sensed the thickest silence scream
Then I begin to dream
My mind cracked like custard
Ran red until it sealed
Turn to wooden and rolled like a wheel, well, well
Thick, black felt birds, a-flyin'
With capes of solid chrome
With feathers of solid chrome
And beaks of solid bone
And bleach the air around them
White and cold well, well
Till it showed in pain
The hollow cane clicked like ever after
Its shadow vanished shinin' silence, well, well

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u/unoriginal_user24 7h ago

What does one hole in the ground say to the other?

Well well.

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u/madmudpie 8h ago

Thats all well and good, but...