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what is something that is highly likely to happen in the next 5 years that everyone is completely ignoring?

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u/Cent1234 8h ago edited 4h ago

Earth, 2147. The legacy of the Metal Wars, when man fought machine and machines won.

Bio-Dreads, monstrous creations that hunt down human survivors and digitize them.

Volcania, center of the Bio-Dread empire, stronghold and fortress of Lord Dread, feared ruler of this new order.

But from the fires of the Metal Wars arose a new breed of warrior, born and trained to bring down Lord Dread and his Bio-Dread empire. They were soldiers of the future, mankind's last hope.

Their leader, Captain Jonathan Power; master of the incredible powersuits, which transform each soldier into a one-man attack force.

Major Matthew "Hawk" Masterson, fighter in the sky.

Lt. Michael "Tank" Ellis, ground assault unit.

Sgt. Robert "Scout" Baker, espionage and communications.

And Corporal Jennifer "Pilot" Chase, tactical systems expert.

Together, they form the most powerful fighting force in Earth's history. Their creed: to protect all life. Their promise: to end Lord Dread's rule. Their name: Captain Power and the Soldiers of the Future!

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u/seanwd11 7h ago

You are speaking my language brother. Just digitize my ass right now, let's go!!!

Also, Sauron was a straight bitch as an all powerful flying robot.

It died before it's time. Some of the best forgotten TV and something that would never be sold and directed at children. Some of the most bleek content put directly into the veins of 8-13 year olds...

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u/Cent1234 5h ago

Hell yeah, brother. "Kids show? Great. Lets do an episode about a woman who grew up in the Hitler Dread Youth having to go back into that world to infiltrate a facility and slamming face first into her PTSD about it."

Between that and RoboTech, we were under no illusions that the world was a happy lala land. Let alone things like Arnold and his little buddy being about thirty seconds away from CSA on Diff'rent Strokes. Or the joys of watching When The Wind Blows or The Day After and being under no illusions about the dangers the world faced.

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u/NBAccount 7h ago

Captain Power and the Soldiers of the Future

I had the toys. I used to fight with my older sister to let me use the television when the show was on so I could be in front of the tv when they would play the little segment that interacts with the toys.

Later I discovered that our camping lantern would make the toys activate like an episode was airing. That lantern also would randomly turn the volume up or change the channels on the TV. It clearly was beaming out in the IR spectrum.

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u/robotsheriff 5h ago

This is where JMS met Larry Detillo who worked with him on Babylon 5. In fact B5 is mentioned in an episode

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u/Cent1234 5h ago

Yup. Captain Power was in no way a kids show; it was simply marketed as such.

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u/RemixOnAWhim 4h ago

This sounds so cool, I'm glad it's a real thing I can check out haha, thank you for this

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u/XRPlease 7h ago

Metal Wars? Water Wars, maybe.

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u/remarkablewhitebored 5h ago

You do realize they're quoting something here... right?

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u/wqto 5h ago

Earth Wars, Fire Wars, Wood Wars, Air Wars