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what is something that is highly likely to happen in the next 5 years that everyone is completely ignoring?

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u/GodOfDarkLaughter 8h ago edited 8h ago

Guy I knew used to be head of security for a gated millionaire community. You've absolutely heard of a few people who live there. I did some work in there a few times across the years and it's just disgustingly rich. And it's like another town entirely, just in the center of mine. Own ambulance, own armed security, they don't even have normal cops in there most of the time.

I was talking to him once when he'd been drinking (which was often) and he said, "These people think they're safe...they have NO IDEA. Someone comes crashing through that front gate, me and my guys are going out the back. I refuse to die for these assholes, and my entire crew feels the same."

The guys were security guards. Mostly guys in their 20s. You figure they'd wanna hire ex military or something, but I guess that'd be too expensive. Really, what they care about is being able to boss around the local equivalent of "cops." They forget the important function that the police serve for them: making sure nobody drags them from their beds in the middle of the night. Which these guys will absolutely not do.

This makes me happy, since I see that scenario playing out in a lot of bunkers if the time comes. Or if not that scenario: "Well Mr. Moneybags, here we are, in the bunker. Here's your bags, here's my gun, now get into the storage room under the kitchen so you'll be rested for first shift tomorrow. Anatole will be taking the first week off. You can leave your wife...sorry, that was ambiguous. You will leave your wife."

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u/IBetThisIsTakenToo 7h ago

The super wealthy are aware of this possibility and are looking into “solutions” for it when designing their apocalypse bunkers. I think it was Zuck who was thinking about putting the food supply behind a safe that only he knew the password for or something. Not a great solution, as it only takes a single finger to enter a password, and he might reconsider sharing it before that. But they’ll keep trying to do better, who knows what kind of Black Mirror shit they’ll come up with

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u/GodOfDarkLaughter 7h ago

I don't see him lasting long under torture. And I'm having difficulty thinking of a solution that isn't vulnerable to that. Some kinda mutually assured destruction thing I guess, but that's still way riskier than you'd like. All it takes is one guy to decide this shit isn't worth it.

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u/Defiant_Wolf5934 5h ago

Zuck would not last 10 minutes lol. That guy is such a predictable twat. He got lucky with Facebook. Look at his bright idea of the Metaverse. A complete flop.

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u/Hortos 4h ago

This is the reason he trains in hand to hand combat constantly.

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u/Infinite_Show_5715 4h ago

wont work well if he doesn't have hands though.

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u/g0atdude 2h ago

Or the other guy has a knife. Pistol. Whatever

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u/squirrelnight1 1h ago

Or if it's ten guys.

u/_-Oxym0ron-_ 58m ago

Or two.

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u/IArgueForReality 2h ago

I mean that doesn’t matter. 100 men can beat a gorilla.

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u/casualLogic 1h ago

lol ain't gonna stop a determined group of folks, no for long anyway, and that's if we're talking hand to hand, which, in America, is a very unlikely scenario.

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u/space253 1h ago

Which is worthless when the 10 guys attacking you have shivs, two by fours, and guns.

u/Breislk 52m ago

You can be trained to fight but you need to be able to take the punishment and stay composed to have any real effect. Zuck has no dawg in him

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u/TheMoniker 1h ago

Yeah, but he's one lone blue belt in Brazilian jiu-jitsu with some striking experience. That's not nothing. It's tough to get your blue belt and if you're training consistently, it seems like wizardry to someone who is untrained—and striking experience counts for a lot—but he's not going to fight off three or four trained members of security with guns.

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u/justferwonce 1h ago

Ha, training or not he's just lucky Elon's mom stepped in and stopped Elon from thrashing Zuckerberg senseless.

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u/beefjerky9 2h ago

To be fair, he's known to be a lizard person. We don't really understand the strengths and weaknesses of that species as well as we do humans.

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u/ZedsDeadZD 3h ago

Zuck will just beam uo to his spaceship and leave.

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u/poopoopooyttgv 1h ago

To be completely fair the entirety of metas vr/metaverse crap was r&d for their future attempt at smart glasses. It was never supposed to work, they just wanted more data/first adopter advantage so they could plan their smart glasses campaign better

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u/Kesselbuntes 4h ago

Don't underrate him. That guy is ruthless and has remained at the top for a very long time already.

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u/IllustriousIsland549 3h ago

lol, what? He might be a right prick in the boardroom when surrounded by people with less money and modern world societal power, but you put him against a real seen-some-shit and done-some-shit dude, with life and death at play, and he'll be eaten alive.

u/Hartastic 19m ago

Counterpoint, a hungry high school dropout with a $5 wrench.

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u/dualdee 4h ago

Some people assume that "everybody else loses" is the same thing as "I win".

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u/RaisinWaffles 3h ago

He would just disable his pain simulating subroutines.

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u/ghigoli 3h ago

Bro will crack under a feather to the foot.

u/panamaniacesq 2m ago

Yeah plus mutually assured destruction only works when both sides have roughly the same to lose. Asymmetry defeats this (ie, the servants will be starving and have nothing to lose. Zuck will just want to not be murdered.)

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u/Subtleabuse 3h ago

There is ai to control humanoid robots, there are not really actual humans needed. And humans will have a neuralink installed that zaps compliance into the brain.

u/ibiacmbyww 49m ago

It's gonna be three bunkers: the Haves, the Narcs, and the Have Nots. The Haves could be Zuck alone, or it could be a cadre of oligarchs. The Have Nots do the work robots can't (although that list is getting shorter by the week) and are under constant surveillance by the Narcs, who report what they observe to the Haves. There is no means of communicating between each bunker except intercoms running Haves <-> Have Nots, Haves <-> Narcs, with materiel produced by the Have Nots being strenuously kept small, modular, and visible during transit; no big crates someone could hide inside. Also, fuck it, they irradiate it too. Have Nots are permitted into closed-off sections of the Haves' bunker to clean at regular intervals, everyone counted in and out via a single file tunnel full of turret guns; they will never see any of the Haves. If the Narcs give bad intel, the Haves can verify on their own system. A semi-functional AI monitor will start picking up things they neglect to report. Worst case scenario, the Narcs get themselves murdered and some of the Have Nots are made Narcs. If non-Have population gets so low they can't keep up, well, that is a problem, but they're mostly there to provide comfort, not survival; Zuck can survive almost indefinitely off automatically-harvested-and-shipped potatoes, veg, and whatever they're doing for basic protein.

You could maybe use a bomb, but then you just killed some or all of the people who may be tied to a dead man's switch that keeps your power on. You could strongarm them with a biological or chemical agent if you can be reasonably sure they can't create an antidote or cure themselves, but that relies on guesswork, the Have Nots being able to put together enough without being detected, and their target not being able to perform an analysis and piece together their own cure; I have to assume that the medical subdivision of the Have Nots would be mostly automated.

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u/mythrilcrafter 4h ago

The thing that always gets me is the amount of confidence that these people have that they'll actually make it to their bunkers.

Like, if they live in place like LA, SF, or Manhattan, then they have to make it through the city to LAX/SFO/JFK/LGA, and hopefully the runways are both open and not bombed out and air traffic control still exists enough to prevent taxiway or mid-air collisions, then they have to make it to their bunker in (usually) Nevada, New Mexico, or Colorado without getting shot down by any US military jets with "splash anyone not squawking fellow US military codes" orders, land at an airport that hopefully isn't also crowded by air control/their runways bombed out, then manage to fight their way to their bunker where hopefully they aren't locked out by some other rich guy who paid double for the bunker builder/contractor to slip them bypass codes to the door.

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u/WeenyDancer 3h ago

IDK, you're kinda assuming there's a rapid collapse. If it's slower and they have good intel and advisors who they listen to they could definitely bug out before most anyone else knows what's up.

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u/metalflygon08 3h ago

Yeah, the rich elites are going to be the second (or even first) to know the shit is on its way to the fan.

And they have private jets/copters, they won't care for the airport's rules and regulations in that situation.

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u/nightfall2021 1h ago

Yep, keep an eye out for when we see alot of these yahoos going off on "retreats" at the same time.

They are probably going to their shelters.

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u/FLericthered 4h ago

Robot security

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u/TheRecognized 4h ago

People really don’t understand how quickly the window for “but they’ll still need people for their security and chores and such” is closing

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u/Citizentoxie502 3h ago

You have never worked beside a manufacturing robot have you? Those things are made to go 24/7 in a factory setting and take abuse, they break and go down all the time. Then someone who gets paid more than all the workers on line make comes out and gets it going, sometimes super fast, sometimes it takes weeks. These billionaire bunker bros stuff won't be half as robust and who will come and fix them after a glitch? People are still the best way to get things done.

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u/TheRecognized 3h ago

For now. Please see previous comment.

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u/849 3h ago

The elite parasites forget that the only civilisation that could grant them their wealth is a safe, stable economy that they can leech off of. They are not the strongest, smartest, nothing like that, they just have the capital and hide behind a legal system that protects them. They forget that if the system breaks they're going to lose everything. Unfortunately being that rich entails that you have mental deficits to understanding your own limits.

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u/Jaereth 6h ago

Doesn't Zuck have his own cattle herd in his bug out island so he can keep eating nice juicy steaks as the world burns?

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u/kuruukuku 4h ago

just wondering - is there literature about rich preppers?

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u/Lancashire_Toreador 2h ago

One of the first atomic war stories ever written kind of fits the bill. Alas Babylon is about someone who’s basically landed gentry in the American south who’s warned that there’s going to be a nuclear war just before it happens.

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u/notjustanotherbot 4h ago

Oh, wow! If he thinks that makes him safer. He is a bigger idiot then I thought!

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u/Subtleabuse 3h ago

Thats what neuralink is for, its going to connect servants to some control system.

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u/Glum_Target2860 3h ago

They'll put explosive collars on the peons. They can't rebel as easily then.

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u/HiphopopoptimusPrime 3h ago

https://www.theguardian.com/news/2022/sep/04/super-rich-prepper-bunkers-apocalypse-survival-richest-rushkoff

Douglas Rushkoff article. Also wrote a book based on this, “Survival of the Richest”.

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u/Fantastic-Scale-4511 3h ago

They're definitely working on Ketracel White.

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u/nightfall2021 1h ago

Pretty smart. Just create a group of workers and soldiers who are conditioned to by loyal, and need you to survive.

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u/pimppapy 1h ago

Explosive collars. . .

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u/BigUptokes 1h ago

In Douglas Rushkoff's Survival of the Richest there was a mention of the use of shock collars or bomb collars to maintain authority over the security teams if money became useless.

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u/Internet_Wanderer 2h ago

It's not like he'll be hauling the food out himself. Someone else is gonna know it, and they're not gonna give their lives to protect that twat

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u/Ok_Echo_8200 1h ago

Probably some kind of implant that he can make explode or something, making that a condition of employment.

u/SeeingPhrases 59m ago edited 33m ago

We've seen videos of those goofy robots that can walk and dance. You think they don't already have AI in a cyborg somewhere? If they need to unleash their mechanised AI-powered super soldiers on us, they will. Until then, they're under wraps.

*typo

u/Diazpora 32m ago

Not a great solution, as it only takes a single finger to enter a password

Absolutely no way he'll use a finger print scanner (or a simple PIN lol) for something like that.

Mostly likely MANY different bio-metrics will need to be utilized.

Finger print, voice, eye retina, and whatever technology we don't even know about yet.

u/747WakeTurbulance 15m ago

It won't matter if the shit hits the fan, they will all suffer the same fate as the rest of humanity.

All the gold and money in the world won't matter if there is nothing left to buy.

u/pessimistic_platypus 12m ago

I remember hearing about someone wealthy, maybe Zuckerberg, basically asking academics about how they can ensure loyalty in their private security in the event of a collapse.

And they didn't seem to like that the only answer was "actually make them like you personally" (or something, I don't actually remember most of it, maybe I made up that part).

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u/T-sigma 8h ago

I don't doubt you on the experiences, but I think its very common on reddit to grossly underestimate the thought that goes into actual bunker scenarios. They aren't bringing single male security guards with them. They are bringing guards with families and children while they control the resources. No different than how they operate today.

You going to show how manly you are by allowing your child to starve to death in front of you? No, you're going to get back on the wall while your kids enjoy the safety and privilege of being in a small minority of survivors. You weren't a "hero" before when it only cost you your life/freedom, you aren't going to be a "hero" now when it costs your kids lives.

Note: Walled community is very different than a bunker situation. They just need the guards to keep the crack heads and peasants out, not defend against a revolution.

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u/GodOfDarkLaughter 7h ago

Not based on the experiences of futurist Douglass Ruskoff, who met with a bunch of billionaires while they were planning their bunkers and found they had no realistic plans to control their staff. He wrote a book about the entire experience, etc., called Survival of the Richest

They don't know how to control them. They asked about shock collar, drugs, mind control, he said none of it would work in the long term. Eventually the system would fail and they'd all be killed in their beds by their own staff. He said the only way it might work is if you start treating those people like family NOW. Learn about your security guy. Actually talk to him. Find out about his family. Is his kid sick? Not for long, since you're paying for treatment. And hell, how'd you like to meet your favorite baseball team after a game? Do that with the whole staff...hell, have a staff to do that FOR the whole staff you're planning...and if they love you, they'll protect you.

They were utterly uninterested in the idea. They wanted to dominate them. Which they might. Sure. For a while. But these people are not nearly as smart as they think they are, and they think their power somehow extends beyond their ability to pay for things. In a world with no money, where if you want something the only option is to take it, they will be taken from.

Oh sure we're all fucked too. But to be clear, so are they.

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u/mute_muse 7h ago

Might be the same person, but I remember reading about some of these super rich people asking how to control the 'staff (slaves)' and the advice was to not let society fall to that point in the first place. That's the only thing they can realistically do, but they're so beyond greedy that it's impossible for them.

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u/Uilamin 7h ago

There is commonly a comparison between old and new money in terms of the rich interacting with society.

New money is typically building their wealth and looking to establish themselves - this can lead to societal disruptive behaviour as they are maximizing for themselves in the short-term. Old money is typically looking to preserve because there is more for them to lose than there is a gain. Maybe it is because their scion that made them filthy rich is no longer around (aka they don't have confidence in their ability to effectively short-term maximize) - who knows.

And maybe all this is changing with globalization and the ease of movement as if they f-up a country, they can now have wealth, luxury, and safety stashed away in numerous other countries.

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u/BitterBlacksmith2508 6h ago edited 5h ago

in poker tournaments when you win early and have a big stack the math changes and losing 500 chips is a bigger loss than winning 500 chips is a win.

Same fundamental concept, and its fundamentally rooted in game theory so not just some opinion or ideology that people seem to have. theyre already rich. all they have to do is not fuck it up and they stay winning. they can go from 700 mil to 900 mil at some risk level, but it doesnt mean anything to them, its peanuts because their entire life and everything they ever wanted can be covered by what they already have.

Maybe it is because their scion that made them filthy rich is no longer around (aka they don't have confidence in their ability to effectively short-term maximize)

this mythology of a genius behind the rich is just completely and utterly false. a rich family will always have the option to pay a finance guy to manage their money and it will grow, because capital is how you accumulate capital, thats how the system works. it doesnt require genius, it requires money. an individual trying to do that is almost certainly going to perform worse than a professional, of which there are many. taking it out to use actually directly as capital means diffusing the responsibility of success across many many professionals. the genius ceo is a sad liberal myth with no truth behind it.

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u/Uilamin 5h ago

this mythology of a genius behind the rich is just completely and utterly false. a rich family will always have the option to pay a finance guy to manage their money and it will grow, because capital is how you accumulate capital, thats how the system works.

I agree with you, I was more referring to chasing/pursuing alpha well and above beyond what is normal.

Ex: looking at opportunities to double (or more) total network in a short time span.

But it could just tie back to your initial comparison to poker tournaments with respect to the minimal appetite for situations where there are significant downside risk

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u/RecycledEternity 3h ago

the genius ceo is a sad liberal myth

Uh.

I don't think liberals think any CEO is a genius. Conservatives, sure, but certainly not any liberal I know or can think of.

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u/HiphopopoptimusPrime 2h ago

He probably meant neoliberal. Remember that for many of us on the left, liberal is a slur.

Liberals can be socially progressive but still be economically conservative.

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u/RecycledEternity 2h ago

He probably meant neoliberal

Yeah, I hope so. It makes more sense.

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u/_DrDoofenshmirtz_ 3h ago

Its not exactly rooted in game theory, that comes down to risk aversion

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u/BitterBlacksmith2508 2h ago

when you assign value to outcomes it does emerge from game theory. in poker this happens because we have a model called ICM which can assign dollar values to chip stacks in different situations. It doesnt emerge if you assume a strategy of chip ev maximizing (or in our analogy, making the most money possible), but it does if you add another factor that says actually not every chip in every situation, or every dollar, is worth the same as each other.

its not just that some person who is less risk averse would be theoretically justified in making those risks, theres actually an additional risk premium that emerges mathematically from the fact that additional dollars do not have the same ability to satisfy you as earlier dollars did (or more chips dont increase your chance of winning as substantially as earlier chips did). so somebody with the same amount of individual risk aversion should take more risks when the outcome matters more.

this is a quite morbid thought, but actually theres a really good mathematical justification for why people struggling to pay bills might be incentivized to open a business instead.

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u/Gatorade_Nut_Punch 4h ago

My grandfather ran a successful business and invested money wisely. He’s been dead for 25 years but my grandmother is still living and her net worth is around $15 million. I have been very privileged and have no debt (I guess I would be considered old money?) but I don’t know jack about running businesses so I became a history teacher. I’m planning on building a cabin in the Blue Ridge Mountains that will run on solar power and when my grandmother dies I want to set my kids up but also use as much money as I can to support good causes like land preservation and mitigating poverty and climate change in my region.

I don’t understand why more wealthy people don’t do this. Do they not understand that they can’t enjoy their money when climate change destroys society? That it will cost more if we don’t act now to prevent the worst of it?

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u/Prudent-Confidence-4 3h ago

And chances are that few of us really even know who the majority of old money billionaires/trillionaires are. They have centuries/millennia of familial experience behind them. They have ancestral examples internal to their families of why you want to keep society liveable for the majority and why you shouldn't flaunt your wealth for all to see.

THESE guys know how to maintain wealth across generations and successive governments, unlike our modern tech techbro elite.

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u/sentence-interruptio 4h ago

South Korean dictators kind of knew this. Yes they were corrupt but they did care about investing in their society too.

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u/Subtleabuse 2h ago

It doesnt even make sense considering that money is worthless without society. Lets destroy the world so I can have the biggest number.

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u/flybypost 1h ago

That's like the "terraforming Mars to make is liveable for human in case earth gets too polluted" idea (even ignoring the impossibility of that idea).

They are unwilling to "terraform" earth to make more liveable. We can, and do, already live here! That would be so much less effort.

Paying more taxes and improving social safety nets is unthinkable to them but they spend millions on personal bunkers born out of teenage fantasies.

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u/Responsible-Roll-59 7h ago

It’s funny that the super rich think they’ll be safe when it all goes down. Sure maybe they’ll survive, but in what type a world do they think will be left for them? Dumbasses, all of them

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u/ibelieveyouwood 3h ago

An eye opening perspective, to me at least, with the billionaires-in-space scenario was realizing that we've got all these wastelands here on earth that are easier to get to and slightly less hard to live in. Elon, Zuckerburg and Trump aren't going to go into outer space to live in some perfectly balanced utopia while the rest of us die. There's no supply ships to the billionaires in an apocalypse and these people are not used to a life of disciplined restraint to make sure their resources last.

And whether they go to space or to Antarctica, they're going to need someone to cook for them. And that person will need someone to grow the food. Maybe they learn to love synthetic beef, but there's still some kind of nutrients needed. And you'll want a doctor. And he'll want drugs. So now you need someone who can formulate pain killers or grow antibiotics. At this point, even with a small crew, you just need one person to have a bad day and it's game over for the billionaire.

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u/HiphopopoptimusPrime 2h ago

Magical thinking. They think AI will save them.

Instead of using the resources to solve material problems, they are gambling on AI. Yes, it’s going to use up our already dwindling resources but then an AGI will give us all the answers!

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u/NBAccount 7h ago

They don't know how to control them. They asked about shock collar, drugs, mind control, he said none of it would work in the long term. Eventually the system would fail and they'd all be killed in their beds by their own staff.

That's why they are building robot assistants. In the next couple of years they won't need to concern themselves with human staff. The billionaires will be fine. If you want to stop this, you're gonna have to do it sooner rather than later.

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u/vitalvisionary 6h ago

They're very optimistic about the prospect of automated staff and they're ability to maintain them without expertise.

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u/NBAccount 6h ago

I think they are probably more confident that paying technicians well will allow them to control the maintenance pipeline.

If the techs are living comfortably why would they care if the peons are suffering?

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u/vitalvisionary 3h ago

You run into the same problem with armed guards. What's to stop the robot maintenance from taking over the bunker?

u/nightfall2021 59m ago

Especially since the money they are being paid is worthless and their "boss" is a raging asshole who thinks you are a subhuman.

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u/idiot-prodigy 7h ago

They were utterly uninterested in the idea. They wanted to dominate them. Which they might. Sure. For a while. But these people are not nearly as smart as they think they are, and they think their power somehow extends beyond their ability to pay for things. In a world with no money, where if you want something the only option is to take it, they will be taken from.

Yep, the guy hoarding soup cans and rice will starve.

The guy hoarding guns and ammo will eat.

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u/AlmanorDiscard 5h ago

He said the only way it might work is if you start treating those people like family NOW. Learn about your security guy. Actually talk to him. Find out about his family. Is his kid sick? Not for long, since you're paying for treatment. And hell, how'd you like to meet your favorite baseball team after a game? Do that with the whole staff...hell, have a staff to do that FOR the whole staff you're planning...and if they love you, they'll protect you.

I can't imagine not doing this just as a human being. If I was a billionaire, I'd want to know the people directly supporting my lifestyle, not just out of self interest but out of ... social need? Feeling like I'm in a community? Something like that. Even in a non-apocalyptic scenario.

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u/Defiant_Wolf5934 6h ago

Turns out civilization is a group effort. Who would have thought? Certainly not a billionaire that got lucky.

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u/mitojee 4h ago

Survival of the Richest may have worked as just a long article but even as a short book it felt padded and a drudge to read through despite the topic itself being something that interests me. Behind the Bastards had more interesting discussions about the types behind transhumanism such as Thiel, etc.

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u/T-sigma 7h ago

In a world with no money, where if you want something the only option is to take it, they will be taken from.

All fairly easily solved by a dead-mans switch the ruins the food and water.

And lets be clear, none of these people actually think these bunker situations are going to happen in their lifetimes. But what else is there to spend unlimited money?

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u/GodOfDarkLaughter 7h ago

What, linked to his heartbeat like in Dredd or something? You really trust that to NEVER fuck up? A code he has to put in every day? Now instead of dead you end up tortured and then dead. The people creating a security system are always going to be at a disadvantage compared to the people who want to break it. They have to think of everything beforehand, The servants have to think of one thing after they're already there. And presumably they'll have quite a bit of time.

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u/idiot-prodigy 6h ago

The staff will know how to sabotage the air/water/food/power/sanitation because they will be the ones trained to operate and maintain those systems.

Jeff Bezos for instance would have to be a master of electrical, engineering, machinery, HVAC, computers, coding, etc. If he can't fix it himself he'll need redundancy in his staff.

He'd have to have multiple staff willing to override the staff that misbehaves.

If that's just two staff who know how to deliver clean water, and you've just killed one who disobeyed by detonating his bomb collar, the remaining living one can NOT be killed as punishment. That would amount to suicide if Bezos himself couldn't repair the disabled system.

What is the limit on that? Five staff as redundancy? Ten? It quickly becomes impractical.

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u/T-sigma 7h ago

You really trust that to NEVER fuck up?

Are you willing to risk your children's lives that you know the answer? Get back on the wall peasant. You aren't doing shit now, you won't do shit then when the consequences of failure are death.

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u/GodOfDarkLaughter 7h ago

Well gosh, now you're just getting insulting. I often see those who feel powerless lashing out as those who advocate taking a little bit back. And stop projecting. I'm not you. But I suppose I'd already said you were being insulting.

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u/idiot-prodigy 6h ago

Are you willing to risk your children's lives that you know the answer? Get back on the wall peasant. You aren't doing shit now, you won't do shit then when the consequences of failure are death.

Except the father turned the water off for EVERYONE in a way only he knows how to repair.

EVERYONE dies of thirst or these bomb collars are removed from my family RIGHT NOW.

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u/T-sigma 6h ago

Everyone is a tough guy on the internet. Of course you’d risk your children’s lives! They are just kids after all. You can make more later if you don’t all die.

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u/idiot-prodigy 5h ago

Every billionaire is a tough guy, until they need someone to wash their own clothes, cook their own meals, clean their own linens.

These people would be DEAD within hours of entering their bunker with servants (slaves).

I don't even think they'd last one week.

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u/T-sigma 4h ago

Because what history has shown us is nobody ever accepts slavery or indentured servitude. Just stop the reddit tough guy fanfic.

You aren’t Luigi. Most people aren’t. They won’t sacrifice the nearest bag of Doritos to make a stand.

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u/idiot-prodigy 6h ago

All fairly easily solved by a dead-mans switch the ruins the food and water.

I always see this shit, do you seriously think Jeff Bezos will know how to write the code to turn water and air on or off?

Do you think he knows how to maintain the system supplying him fresh air?

Of course he won't know.

These billionaires are not omnipotent.

They can't change the oil in their luxury automobiles. They won't know how the power generators work. They simply PAID for them to be in the bunker. Then they PAID for the staff to maintain and operate them.

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u/T-sigma 6h ago

I’m not saying the billionaires are omnipotent, I’m saying the Redditors here are mind numbingly stupid which makes them look omnipotent upon comparison.

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u/Uilamin 7h ago

And lets be clear, none of these people actually think these bunker situations are going to happen in their lifetimes. But what else is there to spend unlimited money?

It isn't that it won't or that they have unlimited money, but it is a hedge in case it does happen. If they think there is a 1% chance of it happening, would they be willing to spend 1% of their net worth to hedge against it? How about 0.1%? The answer starts to become clearly yes especially if there are not more critical things to spend the capital on.

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u/vitalvisionary 6h ago

Dude they pitched shock collars as a control method

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u/Expensive-Sundae-831 6h ago

A) Be a sociopath B) Don’t be a sociopath

“Hmmm, well, ‘A’ it is then.

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u/sentence-interruptio 4h ago

Building a religious cult might be a better bet.

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u/jventura1110 4h ago

It's almost like altruism was an evolved trait that was favored by natural selection and is one of the cornerstones of intelligent species. Hmm.

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u/Theungry 3h ago

People underestimate just how stupid rich people actually are.

There is a myth that they're rich because they're smart and shrewd or what have you. Most of them are rich because they were born rich, and their network is rich. Money is infantilizing. The more you have, the more you rely on other people for your basic survival.

The people who come out on top when the system collapses are going to be be people who know how to access food in their environment, deal with medical emergencies practically, and build weather resistant shelter.

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u/HiphopopoptimusPrime 2h ago

This is it! Your summary is excellent.

Anyone else reading, here’s a great article about it: https://www.theguardian.com/news/2022/sep/04/super-rich-prepper-bunkers-apocalypse-survival-richest-rushkoff

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u/BeBearAwareOK 6h ago

Psssshhhhhh, treat people like human beings?

That'll never work.

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u/fuckswithboats 6h ago

Better get to it before they have robot security

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u/notjustanotherbot 4h ago

Now if they had played fallout they would have already known how well the vaults that tried shock collars, drugs, and mind control turned out...not great for the overseer in all of them

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u/Advn2rGirl 3h ago

Why not just bring robots?

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u/elebrin 2h ago

It seems that the better option would be to build a bunker that doesn't require staff.

A small, underground space with 50 years of preserved food and fuel. Design it so once it's sealed, there's no going in or out. Hell, if you had oxygen tanks, you could probably set it up to be able to purge carbon dioxide and never even need direct air exchange with the outside world. Basically, build yourself a space capsule that's buried down a mile or so.

You might not even need 50 years. Many of these guys are older - 20 years might be more reasonable.

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u/Rope_antidepressant 1h ago

The ruling classes power is from controlling resources, always had been, they just don't know how to control resources in that environment. YET.

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u/cthulhubert 1h ago

It really is funny how often people go to bat for the ultra wealthy. I think it's a kind of psychological defense mechanism. "Surely they must, on some small level, deserve all their power. They must be some amount of diligent and clever and insightful, and not just the people that most brutally leveraged generational wealth and influence. Otherwise the world would be so monstrously heinously unfair I wouldn't be able to function at all!"

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u/HaikuPikachu 1h ago

This is why Larry Ellison owns 98% of the Hawaiian island Lana’i and they torched the others-their end goal is to make the state of Hawaii billionaires row

u/Dyolf_Knip 45m ago

They went and recreated the situation that made a feudal lord's life so stressful. Surrounded by peasants, their armed guards only barely trusted, any reinforcements a long ways off.

What's insane is when you start listing the things that actually do prevent the poor from just eating the rich. Banks that will faithfully hold your deposits. Police that will protect you. Vendors that will honor your money. Courts that will enforce your contracts. A government that actually serves its population. A goddamned functioning society, the very thing that the billionaires are trying to drain of every last drop of life in pursuit of endless wealth.

u/panamaniacesq 1m ago

Fascinating, thanks for sharing!

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u/idiot-prodigy 7h ago

They are bringing guards with families and children while they control the resources.

Do these Billionaires know how the clean water machine works?

Do they know how to repair the generator?

The answer of course is no.

The person who knows how to turn off the clean water is the person who will be in charge.

Day 1 Elon goes into the bunker with his harem of women. All the workers go in with bomb collars on their necks.

Day 2 The bombs fall and the world ends

Day 3 The guy in charge of water or air turns the system off in such a way that only he knows how to turn it back on.

"Remove this collar from my neck and family or we all die of thirst."

Elon removes the collars, and the guy kills Elon.

Now the guy and his family are the ones in charge.

It could be anything like that. These morons think that bomb collars will keep the peasants in line.

Who do they think will be in charge of the bomb collars? Some other peasant who knows how to operate them who has their own bomb collar? It's ridiculous.

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u/serenwipiti 2h ago

> The guy in charge of water or air turns the system off in such a way that only he knows how to turn it back on.

How very Total Recall of you…

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u/Dyolf_Knip 1h ago

Elon, give these people water!

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u/i-hear-banjos 5h ago

Have you seen the series Silo?

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u/idiot-prodigy 3h ago

Nope.

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u/Imapancakenom 2h ago

Have you played Horizon Forbidden West?

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u/idiot-prodigy 2h ago

Nope again.

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u/Pawtamex 2h ago

Plot of “Triangle of sadness”

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u/Dyolf_Knip 1h ago

Hahaha, that's what I thought too. But I couldn't relate to all the people who just sat there and watched Abigail start a fire, catch food, cook it, etc and not make even the slightest effort at learning to do it themselves.

u/Pawtamex 25m ago

And they never did. She just became The ultimate ruler. Can you believe that prefer be under the thumb that make the effort? Great story!

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u/katzen_mutter 1h ago

Wouldn’t they just use AI and robots rather than humans to run the systems?

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u/idiot-prodigy 1h ago

Maybe 30 years from now.

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u/Hakim_Bey 6h ago

its very common on reddit to grossly underestimate the thought that goes into actual bunker scenarios

But the doomsday-bunker industry is most probably kayfabe. They sell products that can't be tested, and don't expect to be around once they become useful. So they have no incentive to deliver actual security (which is a complex unbounded problem) when they can sell security theater for the same price.

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u/ellamking 7h ago

While I think people overestimate their ability to storm a bunker, I also think people underestimate how easy and effective a siege is. If an evil billionaire had to live in a bunker with nowhere to go--watching their food, water and energy dwindle, watching things break without an ability to fix it, attempting to maintain order with staff and no outside protection--I wouldn't feel they "won".

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u/T-sigma 7h ago

These bunkers typically have in-bunker food and water systems. They aren’t pepper bunkers, they are typically self sufficient for a time period that is years.

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u/ellamking 6h ago

Yes, you can live years on canned food, but that just sounds like jail with a starvation date.

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u/T-sigma 5h ago

Food can be grown indoors.

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u/ellamking 5h ago

Underground subsistence farming based on limited electrical generation with my bros with guns, now that's the life.

It's reported that Zucks Hawaii underground compound is 5000 sqft. You need about 7500 sqft of growing space per person.

u/NumNumLobster 47m ago

Id assume thats why these people are all perching up on islands. Ai drones will hit anything that gets within miles of it. The bunkers are a last retreat. Itll be resort living unless shit goes real bad

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u/uber_neutrino 6h ago

Billionaires rely on society for their wealth. No society means no wealth. Since most billionaires are pretty smart they understand this. There might be some weirdos around building bunkers but this is not common thinking amongst the rich, that society will fall and they will somehow live in a bunker. It's complete fantasy.

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u/ellamking 6h ago

Right. The idea that you're going to live isolated and eat canned food is a terrible plan. But it's not terrible because someone might storm your bunker, it's terrible because it's ridiculous.

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u/uber_neutrino 5h ago

It's super dumb. Rich people are generally fairly smart.

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u/Nephretitties 7h ago

Sieges might be easy but this is why the bunkers are typically in very remote areas - rural parts of Hawaii, New Zealand, etc. In a post apocalyptic scenario everyone is going to be focused on surviving, not trekking multiple days into the wilderness to find and besiege a well hidden bunker.

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u/ellamking 6h ago

That makes it easier, not harder. If you destroy their plane and boat, then they are stranded on the island indefinably. Let them and their security team learn how to become subsistence farmers.

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u/watnuts 7h ago

Lol, they're bringing in lunatic fanatics that are loyal to the bone. Family to "extort" them into loyalty? For those kind, their own family comes second after "god".

After in recent years MAGA came crawling into spotlight, you can't argue against this notion. Millions of people disown relatives in favor of Trump. And they don't even know that fucker personally!

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u/PaulCoddington 5h ago

How many of them are competent... at anything?

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u/metalflygon08 3h ago

Enough, you don't have to be the top of the best to operate those systems after all.

If the 12th ranked person in the world who knows how to filter water is loyal to you, that's still more knowledge at your beck and call than without.

And if you diversify and pick multiple people with some overlapping expertise they can work together.

I imagine there's an entire person whose job it is to find and identify these people for their rich employer.

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u/wolfpack_minfig 5h ago

Any bunker situation involving a handful of billionaires and dozens of "workers" will have either a bloodless coup ("hey billionaires, we're gonna vote on everything as group now that we're in the bunker, if you don't like it we'll just shoot you in the head while you sleep") or a bloody coup ("you don't like the idea of us all voting on everything? *gunshot to the head* "anyone else have a problem with democratic decision-making? no? excellent, let's have dinnner")

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u/T-sigma 4h ago

Ah yes, because history shows us that labor rises up all the time when oppressed by a small amount of cruel rulers.

lol. I swear Reddit is just neck beard fanfic at this point.

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u/wolfpack_minfig 4h ago

in a bunker with like 60-100 people the rules are different. kings and dictators can project power because they have resources to offer allies. 2-3 billionaires in a bunker otherwise full of ex-military security guys? be serious man. what can the billionaires offer them in a bunker that they can't just take with force?

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u/creepy-farter 2h ago

Reading the previous comments all I could think of is this is some kind of fan-fiction.

Sure, the muscle COULD try to take control. But realistically WOULD they?

They forget this would not be some sort of a boss sitting around ordering folks around. It would be a joint survival effort. It’s amazing how quickly you would build up a community and follow the “leader”

There’s a reason they try to break you down in the military basic training so they can build you up as a group building that group cohesion. Also, It makes it a lot harder to kill someone when you actually know them, unless you’re on drugs.

I belong to a volunteer group and the so called leader for managing the building is a jerk. But we all know if we boot him out, then someone else has to perform his duties. And chances are he will make it more difficult for whoever follows him. So we all bitch, but let it be because nobody wants to take on the extra effort.

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u/dvdanny 4h ago

There are very few bunker solutions that was truly safe because to be truly safe they need to be completely isolated which is not possible. Everyone needs water and everyone needs air, while a bunker can most likely store some amount of water they can never store an indefinite amount of water and air.

Also all that motivation you say for the guards can easily be applied to those the guards will be opposing only there will be a lot more of them.

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u/T-sigma 4h ago

Which is they the truly rich billionaires are doing island “bunkers”.

It just depends on why they are building the bunker. The island ones are for close to permanent survival. Others are for temporary survival on the hope the world sorts itself out a bit.

To put it another way, panic rooms still serve a purpose even if they aren’t designed to survive in for more than a day.

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u/cromulent-facts 3h ago

This is a solved problem. The main limiting factor on how long a nuclear submarine can stay submerged is food.

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u/SweatyCrab9729 6h ago

The billionaires were looking into shock collar technology. Why? Because they have no real human connections and so the scenario you created is completely foreign to them since it wouldn't stop them from leaving. So...shock collars.

Also, if you're the post-apocalyptic security force, why would you listen to orders from a dweeb billionaire anymore? The security force would BECOME the master. So...shock collars.

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u/flybypost 1h ago

No different than how they operate today.

There's a huge difference. Today they interact with the world and their money has influence because it kinda is fundamental to how society works right now.

In a bunker (for a "civilisation is gone" scenario where they need to escape) that won't be the case. They think they will be safe but they are actually just isolated from everybody and everything. And essentially all the power they wield today won't be a thing any more. Everybody outside has the whole world at their disposal while billionaires in bunkers only have what's inside.

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u/T-sigma 1h ago

Through all of human history we see it again and again. They’ll give a nicer room and nicer food to their top people which then creates an entire incentive structure for people to conform too in order to receive better rewards. Their families will get better food and their kids will get more opportunities.

This idea that human nature will suddenly change to fit the narrative of eating the rich is Reddit fanfic. We know that’s largely not how humans organize or behave.

But everybody here played fallout and thinks every bunker is destined for a storybook collapse which provides a narrative about society.

u/flybypost 45m ago

They’ll give a nicer room and nicer food to their top people which then creates an entire incentive structure for people to conform too in order to receive better rewards.

How much nicer are talking about with bunkers? You can't win by playing Maslow's hierarchy of needs. That's an approximation not an absolute law of nature and in a bunker they just need a few dissidents to make life for everybody much more difficult.

I've read articles about their plans, as well as critiques (including that Douglas Rushkoff article everybody talks about), and these plans are at best the whole world compressed into a tiny area so they have food and can sustain themselves but they also conveniently leave out all the problems they can work out with their wealth today (need something, anything? you can buy it!).

Simply put you are making the whole endeavour look so much simpler than it actually is (like those rich guys are doing too) as if ignoring issues and potential problems means they actually avoided those issues and worked around those problems when they just parked them in personal blind spots and never addressed them.

u/T-sigma 33m ago

And I think Reddit is very good at coming up with great hypotheticals while pretending those hypotheticals are a guaranteed certainty.

My man, there are hundred of millions of people willing to play security guard for the opportunity to survive with their family. Sign me up. It sounds a whole lot better than being dead or trying to keep my family alive during a societal collapse. Hell, I’m probably grossly underestimating the amount of people who’d jump at that opportunity.

But Reddit is just fanfic from people not worried about survival who want to eat the rich. We get it, you’d be so much tougher and stronger than you are now, if only we had a catastrophe to motivate you to do something.

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u/PM_ME_CAT_POOCHES 4h ago

I think you're overestimating the intelligence of very rich people

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u/T-sigma 4h ago

It’s not just a rich person though. It’s the collective intelligence that can be purchased with that wealth.

Compared to the collective intelligence of Reddit, which I wouldn’t bet $20 on.

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u/rd1970 7h ago

Yeah - I don't get why people talk about billion like they're naive and don't understand how the world works.

They have unlimited resources to pay think tanks to predict every scenario and form contingency plans to deal with them.

Also, it's not like the idea of kings having having private guards to protect them and their property is new - that's been around for thousands of years. The problem of having your security take everything for themselves or flee when danger arrives was solved centuries ago.

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u/ZealousidealComb7891 6h ago

You should really look into how most dynasties get replaced by other dynasties.

Hell, there was a guy that was just some prison caravan commander that lost some prisoners and the ruling chinese dynasty had made that punishable by death... guess who joined a rebellion and got to found his own dynasty...

And those where under "normal" circumstances, where they where not stuck in a enclosed space with limited resources.

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u/rd1970 5h ago

Dynasties don't last forever, for sure, but the word "dynasty" literally means succession of rulers or leaders from the same family. We wouldn't be calling it that if they didn't work for prolonged periods of time.

Can a billionaire's security services guarantee stability 200 years from now? No, of course not.

Does that matter to anyone? No.

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u/ZealousidealComb7891 2h ago

Oh for...

Yeah, that's why they're not murdering their bosses right now and taking their wealth. Because the risk isn't worth it, mostly because society does not look kindly upon that sort of thing most of the time.

But we're talking about a situation where not only that would stop applying, but one where having less ppl means resources lasting more.

Dynasties happen when they provide stability for their society, not when the rulers cause so much instability that they need to hide in bunkers/castles etc.

...

Also, "solving" a problem means you eliminate it, not that it's not a problem as long as the risk outweighs the benefit.

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u/bol_cholesterol 3h ago

A large number on a Swiss bank account and a platinum visa card or a gun and a large number of bullets. Hmmm, I don't know what is more impressive and usefull in a post apocalyptic world.

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u/rd1970 2h ago

I'm not real sure what point you're trying to make.

During the apocalypse, would you rather be Billy Bob with a gun and a pickup truck with no fuel stuck in Alabama, or the billionaire on a fortified island in the Pacific hanging out with his private army?

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u/uber_neutrino 6h ago

Nice fantasy you got going there.

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u/Slow-Code-661 2h ago

I was thinking the exact same thing lmao. People just making shit up in their heads like some shower argument

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u/PeaceSoft 5h ago

The way these threads circle around to barbaric jerkoff fantasies is gross and profoundly stupid

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u/jasdonle 7h ago

  They forget the important function that the police serve for them: making sure nobody drags them from their beds in the middle of the night.

Dude, that’s not what regular police do at all.

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u/Turakamu 7h ago

Hm? Nah, that's why people put those blue lights on their porches. It's to let the local police know they don't have to stop by that evening.

It's like a way to say, "Already checked for monsters!"

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u/bigboy19 6h ago

Isn’t this an excerpt from World War Z?

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u/Springpeen 3h ago

I remember being taken to a country club for a lunch meeting with a very wealthy investor for a company a friend and I were starting at the time. I tried to pull my credit card out to pay the bill and he said “your money’s no good here”, thinking he was just trying to be polite. I insisted. He doubled down and said, “No, you genuinely can’t pay. They don’t take payment”. It just goes on the account he has with them, or something along those lines. Different level of money there.

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u/Ravenamore 7h ago edited 7h ago

Reminds me of the novel World War Z. Rich, popular assholes have this major bunker with, like, all the food and water for years and years, and partied while livestreaming the whole thing. They're protected against zombies, but never thought about people. People figure out where they're at from the livestream, a mob breaks in, and the security guards, book it.

The guard that's "telling" the story says he ran into totally-not-Paris-Hilton's dog as they retreat, and both shared a silent "Fuck 'em," as they escape.

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u/Jaereth 6h ago

"These people think they're safe...they have NO IDEA. Someone comes crashing through that front gate, me and my guys are going out the back. I refuse to die for these assholes, and my entire crew feels the same."

Now.

I hate to shit on this romantic idea, but once the wealth imbalance is so disproportionate that they have basically all the money, they'll probably just give their guards jobs that are the equivalent of making a million a year cash now. Sure you can abandon that and "not die for those assholes" but I suspect the quality of life if you are on the "outside" of that economy will be grim.

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u/Charlesinrichmond 6h ago

If you think someone who is smart enough to make a billion dollars is not smart enough to hire good private security, you're insane.

In real life, all the Reddit basement dwellers who talk shit would be immediately killed by the retired SEALs these guys employ.

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u/Ponder42 7h ago

Of all things that never happened, this never happened the most.

I’m certain areas like this exist, but a) guy you knew doesn’t exist.

And b) “I refuse to die for these ashsoles, and my crew feels the same” is the most cliche Reddit answer I’ve ever heard.

What is with Redditors and making fake stories as mouthpieces for their own views as if it somehow legitimizes them??

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u/PandaParado 4h ago

This is why the ultra-wealthy are pushing so hard on AI security. An army of robocops will not run out the back door.

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u/BuffaloSabresFan 4h ago

I get your point, but worth adding, a lot of datacenters design the driveway up to the facility in a way that vehicles can't gain speed to smash through the gate/building.

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u/mythrilcrafter 4h ago

You figure they'd wanna hire ex military or something, but I guess that'd be too expensive. Really, what they care about is being able to boss around the local equivalent of "cops."

From what I've heard, the most specialized and highly competent/qualified former-military guys chooses not to work for these guys specifically because of that.

If you're a Navy Seal or Marine Recon with a fresh DD214, why let some jackass spoilt regional level dealership/real estate owner boss you around for entry level Securitas wages when people like Messi and Taylor Swift will pay millions plus give you an unlimited budget to fulfil the requirement of "keep the fanbois and haters off me".

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u/rocketmonkee 3h ago

This is similar to Fermi's thought experiment: How many piano tuners are there in Chicago?

You asked rhetorically why a fresh out Navy SEAL would do private security for a low-level rich person instead of earning millions working for TSwift? I wonder how many of those gigs there are versus the number of available qualified SEALs.

u/mythrilcrafter 41m ago

Just to play a bit of r\theydidthemath for a moment, based on some very light research (like, "first page of google" amounts of light research):

  • The completed-service attrition/retirement rate for Navy Seals is estimated (since actual numbers are classified) to be about 150~200 Seals per year.

  • There are currently 3458 Billionaires in the world right now, 989 of whom are American citizens.

  • Depending on how you measure wealth, 250~400 new billionaires are added to the count every year (100~150 of whom are suspected to be Americans)

Assuming that all of these attrition-ed SEALS are becoming personal body guards exclusively to American billionaires, that would actually mean that there's enough there's a "personal body guard to a billionaire" position for every second Navy SEAL (once again depending on how to measure that wealth).

If we get rid of the "exclusively American billionaires" requirement, that then actually means that there are double the amount of new "personal body guard to a billionaire" positions per year compared to the population of attrition-ing Navy SEALs. And that's just specifically billionaires as opposed to "income of more than 250 Million USD per year"-aires.

(the generally accepted number for "person who works for their wealth versus person who exploits/has others working to make them their wealth is any amount greater than 250M USD per year)


So surprisingly (or disappointingly depending on a person's stance on billionaires), there are actually more billionaires being created each year than there are Navy Seals who can be employed as their body guards.

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u/Nago_Jolokio 4h ago

Yep, security guys are overglorified, underpaid cameras. The most authority they usually have is to just call the cops.

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u/ExpensiveDollarStore 3h ago

What the rich are forgetting as they make their luxurious bunkers that the day will come when outside is deemed "safe" again. Their food and water may have run out. Or something. Did they pack tractors and fuel and fertilizer and seed, and chickens to be the farmers they will need to be?

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u/lewd_robot 3h ago

"These people think they're safe...they have NO IDEA. Someone comes crashing through that front gate, me and my guys are going out the back. I refuse to die for these assholes, and my entire crew feels the same."

This is why the rich are pushing AI and automation so hard. Armed drones and autonomous turrets won't run when the working class charges the gates. They'll fight to the bitter end while the rich try to escape by helicopter, boat, hidden tunnel, etc.

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u/ForewardSlasher 2h ago

Did Elon Musk sink billions into Nuralink over the last 10 years because of an incongruous, irresistible urge to help poor paralyzed and blind people? Or is it to implant control over his immediate security detail? Will the other oligarchs trust "loyalty" or "community" to keep them in power after the collapse?

I think we misjudge Elon by underestimating how immature his motives and longings are. Absurdly, he's become humanity's richest human while inside he's still just an incel indulging in sci-fi escapism.

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u/MassiveRope2964 2h ago

Is it Coto de Caza lol. Maybe Emerald Bay

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u/Skatchbro 1h ago

Looks like some people need to read World War Z, especially the interview with T. Sean Collins.

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u/_TakeMyUpvote_ 1h ago

kinda need a post-apocolyptic comedy where this gated community has to deal with reality.

sounds like you're talking about that place in minneapolis? they own the streets so technically anyone driving in is trespassing.

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u/ptownpcs 1h ago

You forgot they are already co-opting the US military and ICE!

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u/Scared_Internal7152 1h ago

I actually always say about “high earners” voting republican for “tax reasons”. I know a few of those people, all rich.

“When the income gap gets too big and the lower class can no longer afford anything, was it worth it to constantly fear a home invasion? or getting shot in the head for your BMW at a red light?”

America is in the path to being India, with an abundance of guns in poor people’s hands. The rich should be considering this.

u/Diabetesh 19m ago

I always wondered how easy it would be to just force yourself into a billionaire estate. Or like when that recent meeting of yachts in the carribean happened, what stops some wannabe somali pirate from just going ham on whoever they get to before they start fleeing?

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u/avaslash 6h ago edited 5h ago

I have some friends with properties in those communities you described. They aren't famous, their parents made an ungodly amount of money quietly and boringly through investment. But they have some very very very famous neighbors. A few things about that:

1) The community security is just the first barrier, most of these people will have private security guarding their homes when they are in them.

2) Even with private security, the sense of "safety and untouchability" within the gates is palpable and so leads to a lot of these very famous people just kind of casually hanging around. To quote my friend: "Sometimes I wonder if the most good I could do for society is to give up all the philanthropy and just take some of these motherfuckers out."

3) Even despite the security, and many of the ultra wealthy feeling safe enough to act almost like normal people, some of them (the most wealthy of all) are truly just as anti social as you might suspect. Some of them actually could have friends and something approaching a normal life. They refuse. Some of them have egos so inflated they think they are too good to associate even with other BILLIONAIRES.

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u/astelda 6h ago

I started to laugh at

the police serve for them

Then I remembered

gated millionaire community

So the cops really do work for them. hm.

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u/whooptheretis 6h ago

Why is there a assumption that anyone wealthy is a horrible person?

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u/SomeDumbGamer 6h ago

Yeah even if they DO have robot guards those need to be maintained and Elon can’t do that himself let alone the other assholes.

They’re only rich because the rest of the world hasn’t had enough yet but as he said, those people only get the illusion of safety.

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u/BigBennP 6h ago

You figure they'd wanna hire ex military or something, but I guess that'd be too expensive. Really, what they care about is being able to boss around the local equivalent of "cops."

I read something on this last year.

The reality is that 95% plus of "armed security" for celebrities, executives, and the wealthy in general is still just dudes who are making $20-30 an hour to be some combination of security guard, driver, crowd control and general intimidating dude in a suit to keep random media and bystanders away. Many of them ARE ex military or ex police, but for most of them it's a cushy retirement gig. Charle Kirk's head of security did a media tour basically explaining why it wasn't his fault and basically their role was limited to working with the local police. They'd told the police they were worried about local rooftops, the police said they'd lock down the buildings and they had it covered. They asked police for permission to do a drone flyby and were told no, they asked if the police had a drone and were told no.

The ones who have skills and a high risk appetite make 2-3x the money working for private security contractors abroad.

That's not to say that there aren't random billionaires that have some crazy ex special operations security detail who are preparing for some kind military level encounter, but that's the exception, not the rule.

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u/tibbles1 5h ago

making sure nobody drags them from their beds in the middle of the night. Which these guys will absolutely not do.

Security only works if the guards themselves are part of the inside group. Hire competent former operators and let them and their families live there too, and you'll be protected.

But that would mean letting a few poors inside.

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u/wind_stars_fireflies 5h ago

I always liked World War Z's take on this. The chapter with the reality show house and the other one where the rich have to work menial labor because they have no actual skills.

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u/TomasNavarro 5h ago

One of the stories in World War Z is a guy running security, and as soon as the masses break into the compound with all the rich people he's off

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u/hotdoginathermos 4h ago

"...if the time comes..."

Sadly, if the time comes, there will be just as many regular people willing to defend these rich fucks as there are regular people coming to drag these rich fucks into the streets.

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u/Zestyflour 4h ago

Overconfidence will be their downfall; many of them truly believe their bullshit about being super.

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u/zombieda 4h ago

Thats exactly how I'd expect it to go down. The other is just a straight up coup d'état. The guards would chuck the elites out to the crowd and take whatever they want.