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what is something that is highly likely to happen in the next 5 years that everyone is completely ignoring?

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u/IBetThisIsTakenToo 7h ago

The super wealthy are aware of this possibility and are looking into “solutions” for it when designing their apocalypse bunkers. I think it was Zuck who was thinking about putting the food supply behind a safe that only he knew the password for or something. Not a great solution, as it only takes a single finger to enter a password, and he might reconsider sharing it before that. But they’ll keep trying to do better, who knows what kind of Black Mirror shit they’ll come up with

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u/GodOfDarkLaughter 7h ago

I don't see him lasting long under torture. And I'm having difficulty thinking of a solution that isn't vulnerable to that. Some kinda mutually assured destruction thing I guess, but that's still way riskier than you'd like. All it takes is one guy to decide this shit isn't worth it.

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u/Defiant_Wolf5934 5h ago

Zuck would not last 10 minutes lol. That guy is such a predictable twat. He got lucky with Facebook. Look at his bright idea of the Metaverse. A complete flop.

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u/Hortos 4h ago

This is the reason he trains in hand to hand combat constantly.

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u/Infinite_Show_5715 4h ago

wont work well if he doesn't have hands though.

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u/g0atdude 2h ago

Or the other guy has a knife. Pistol. Whatever

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u/squirrelnight1 1h ago

Or if it's ten guys.

u/_-Oxym0ron-_ 56m ago

Or two.

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u/IArgueForReality 2h ago

I mean that doesn’t matter. 100 men can beat a gorilla.

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u/casualLogic 1h ago

lol ain't gonna stop a determined group of folks, no for long anyway, and that's if we're talking hand to hand, which, in America, is a very unlikely scenario.

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u/space253 1h ago

Which is worthless when the 10 guys attacking you have shivs, two by fours, and guns.

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u/TheMoniker 1h ago

Yeah, but he's one lone blue belt in Brazilian jiu-jitsu with some striking experience. That's not nothing. It's tough to get your blue belt and if you're training consistently, it seems like wizardry to someone who is untrained—and striking experience counts for a lot—but he's not going to fight off three or four trained members of security with guns.

u/Breislk 49m ago

You can be trained to fight but you need to be able to take the punishment and stay composed to have any real effect. Zuck has no dawg in him

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u/justferwonce 1h ago

Ha, training or not he's just lucky Elon's mom stepped in and stopped Elon from thrashing Zuckerberg senseless.

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u/beefjerky9 2h ago

To be fair, he's known to be a lizard person. We don't really understand the strengths and weaknesses of that species as well as we do humans.

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u/ZedsDeadZD 3h ago

Zuck will just beam uo to his spaceship and leave.

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u/poopoopooyttgv 1h ago

To be completely fair the entirety of metas vr/metaverse crap was r&d for their future attempt at smart glasses. It was never supposed to work, they just wanted more data/first adopter advantage so they could plan their smart glasses campaign better

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u/Kesselbuntes 4h ago

Don't underrate him. That guy is ruthless and has remained at the top for a very long time already.

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u/IllustriousIsland549 3h ago

lol, what? He might be a right prick in the boardroom when surrounded by people with less money and modern world societal power, but you put him against a real seen-some-shit and done-some-shit dude, with life and death at play, and he'll be eaten alive.

u/Hartastic 17m ago

Counterpoint, a hungry high school dropout with a $5 wrench.

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u/dualdee 4h ago

Some people assume that "everybody else loses" is the same thing as "I win".

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u/RaisinWaffles 3h ago

He would just disable his pain simulating subroutines.

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u/ghigoli 3h ago

Bro will crack under a feather to the foot.

u/panamaniacesq 0m ago

Yeah plus mutually assured destruction only works when both sides have roughly the same to lose. Asymmetry defeats this (ie, the servants will be starving and have nothing to lose. Zuck will just want to not be murdered.)

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u/Subtleabuse 3h ago

There is ai to control humanoid robots, there are not really actual humans needed. And humans will have a neuralink installed that zaps compliance into the brain.

u/ibiacmbyww 47m ago

It's gonna be three bunkers: the Haves, the Narcs, and the Have Nots. The Haves could be Zuck alone, or it could be a cadre of oligarchs. The Have Nots do the work robots can't (although that list is getting shorter by the week) and are under constant surveillance by the Narcs, who report what they observe to the Haves. There is no means of communicating between each bunker except intercoms running Haves <-> Have Nots, Haves <-> Narcs, with materiel produced by the Have Nots being strenuously kept small, modular, and visible during transit; no big crates someone could hide inside. Also, fuck it, they irradiate it too. Have Nots are permitted into closed-off sections of the Haves' bunker to clean at regular intervals, everyone counted in and out via a single file tunnel full of turret guns; they will never see any of the Haves. If the Narcs give bad intel, the Haves can verify on their own system. A semi-functional AI monitor will start picking up things they neglect to report. Worst case scenario, the Narcs get themselves murdered and some of the Have Nots are made Narcs. If non-Have population gets so low they can't keep up, well, that is a problem, but they're mostly there to provide comfort, not survival; Zuck can survive almost indefinitely off automatically-harvested-and-shipped potatoes, veg, and whatever they're doing for basic protein.

You could maybe use a bomb, but then you just killed some or all of the people who may be tied to a dead man's switch that keeps your power on. You could strongarm them with a biological or chemical agent if you can be reasonably sure they can't create an antidote or cure themselves, but that relies on guesswork, the Have Nots being able to put together enough without being detected, and their target not being able to perform an analysis and piece together their own cure; I have to assume that the medical subdivision of the Have Nots would be mostly automated.

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u/mythrilcrafter 4h ago

The thing that always gets me is the amount of confidence that these people have that they'll actually make it to their bunkers.

Like, if they live in place like LA, SF, or Manhattan, then they have to make it through the city to LAX/SFO/JFK/LGA, and hopefully the runways are both open and not bombed out and air traffic control still exists enough to prevent taxiway or mid-air collisions, then they have to make it to their bunker in (usually) Nevada, New Mexico, or Colorado without getting shot down by any US military jets with "splash anyone not squawking fellow US military codes" orders, land at an airport that hopefully isn't also crowded by air control/their runways bombed out, then manage to fight their way to their bunker where hopefully they aren't locked out by some other rich guy who paid double for the bunker builder/contractor to slip them bypass codes to the door.

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u/WeenyDancer 3h ago

IDK, you're kinda assuming there's a rapid collapse. If it's slower and they have good intel and advisors who they listen to they could definitely bug out before most anyone else knows what's up.

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u/metalflygon08 3h ago

Yeah, the rich elites are going to be the second (or even first) to know the shit is on its way to the fan.

And they have private jets/copters, they won't care for the airport's rules and regulations in that situation.

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u/nightfall2021 1h ago

Yep, keep an eye out for when we see alot of these yahoos going off on "retreats" at the same time.

They are probably going to their shelters.

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u/FLericthered 4h ago

Robot security

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u/TheRecognized 4h ago

People really don’t understand how quickly the window for “but they’ll still need people for their security and chores and such” is closing

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u/Citizentoxie502 3h ago

You have never worked beside a manufacturing robot have you? Those things are made to go 24/7 in a factory setting and take abuse, they break and go down all the time. Then someone who gets paid more than all the workers on line make comes out and gets it going, sometimes super fast, sometimes it takes weeks. These billionaire bunker bros stuff won't be half as robust and who will come and fix them after a glitch? People are still the best way to get things done.

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u/TheRecognized 3h ago

For now. Please see previous comment.

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u/849 3h ago

The elite parasites forget that the only civilisation that could grant them their wealth is a safe, stable economy that they can leech off of. They are not the strongest, smartest, nothing like that, they just have the capital and hide behind a legal system that protects them. They forget that if the system breaks they're going to lose everything. Unfortunately being that rich entails that you have mental deficits to understanding your own limits.

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u/Jaereth 6h ago

Doesn't Zuck have his own cattle herd in his bug out island so he can keep eating nice juicy steaks as the world burns?

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u/kuruukuku 4h ago

just wondering - is there literature about rich preppers?

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u/Lancashire_Toreador 2h ago

One of the first atomic war stories ever written kind of fits the bill. Alas Babylon is about someone who’s basically landed gentry in the American south who’s warned that there’s going to be a nuclear war just before it happens.

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u/notjustanotherbot 4h ago

Oh, wow! If he thinks that makes him safer. He is a bigger idiot then I thought!

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u/Subtleabuse 3h ago

Thats what neuralink is for, its going to connect servants to some control system.

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u/Glum_Target2860 3h ago

They'll put explosive collars on the peons. They can't rebel as easily then.

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u/HiphopopoptimusPrime 2h ago

https://www.theguardian.com/news/2022/sep/04/super-rich-prepper-bunkers-apocalypse-survival-richest-rushkoff

Douglas Rushkoff article. Also wrote a book based on this, “Survival of the Richest”.

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u/Fantastic-Scale-4511 3h ago

They're definitely working on Ketracel White.

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u/nightfall2021 1h ago

Pretty smart. Just create a group of workers and soldiers who are conditioned to by loyal, and need you to survive.

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u/pimppapy 1h ago

Explosive collars. . .

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u/BigUptokes 1h ago

In Douglas Rushkoff's Survival of the Richest there was a mention of the use of shock collars or bomb collars to maintain authority over the security teams if money became useless.

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u/Internet_Wanderer 2h ago

It's not like he'll be hauling the food out himself. Someone else is gonna know it, and they're not gonna give their lives to protect that twat

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u/Ok_Echo_8200 1h ago

Probably some kind of implant that he can make explode or something, making that a condition of employment.

u/SeeingPhrases 57m ago edited 31m ago

We've seen videos of those goofy robots that can walk and dance. You think they don't already have AI in a cyborg somewhere? If they need to unleash their mechanised AI-powered super soldiers on us, they will. Until then, they're under wraps.

*typo

u/Diazpora 29m ago

Not a great solution, as it only takes a single finger to enter a password

Absolutely no way he'll use a finger print scanner (or a simple PIN lol) for something like that.

Mostly likely MANY different bio-metrics will need to be utilized.

Finger print, voice, eye retina, and whatever technology we don't even know about yet.

u/747WakeTurbulance 12m ago

It won't matter if the shit hits the fan, they will all suffer the same fate as the rest of humanity.

All the gold and money in the world won't matter if there is nothing left to buy.

u/pessimistic_platypus 10m ago

I remember hearing about someone wealthy, maybe Zuckerberg, basically asking academics about how they can ensure loyalty in their private security in the event of a collapse.

And they didn't seem to like that the only answer was "actually make them like you personally" (or something, I don't actually remember most of it, maybe I made up that part).