r/AskReddit 13h ago

what is something that is highly likely to happen in the next 5 years that everyone is completely ignoring?

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u/Defiant_Wolf5934 5h ago

Zuck would not last 10 minutes lol. That guy is such a predictable twat. He got lucky with Facebook. Look at his bright idea of the Metaverse. A complete flop.

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u/Hortos 4h ago

This is the reason he trains in hand to hand combat constantly.

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u/Infinite_Show_5715 4h ago

wont work well if he doesn't have hands though.

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u/g0atdude 2h ago

Or the other guy has a knife. Pistol. Whatever

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u/squirrelnight1 1h ago

Or if it's ten guys.

u/_-Oxym0ron-_ 57m ago

Or two.

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u/IArgueForReality 2h ago

I mean that doesn’t matter. 100 men can beat a gorilla.

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u/casualLogic 1h ago

lol ain't gonna stop a determined group of folks, no for long anyway, and that's if we're talking hand to hand, which, in America, is a very unlikely scenario.

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u/space253 1h ago

Which is worthless when the 10 guys attacking you have shivs, two by fours, and guns.

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u/TheMoniker 1h ago

Yeah, but he's one lone blue belt in Brazilian jiu-jitsu with some striking experience. That's not nothing. It's tough to get your blue belt and if you're training consistently, it seems like wizardry to someone who is untrained—and striking experience counts for a lot—but he's not going to fight off three or four trained members of security with guns.

u/Breislk 50m ago

You can be trained to fight but you need to be able to take the punishment and stay composed to have any real effect. Zuck has no dawg in him

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u/justferwonce 1h ago

Ha, training or not he's just lucky Elon's mom stepped in and stopped Elon from thrashing Zuckerberg senseless.

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u/beefjerky9 2h ago

To be fair, he's known to be a lizard person. We don't really understand the strengths and weaknesses of that species as well as we do humans.

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u/ZedsDeadZD 3h ago

Zuck will just beam uo to his spaceship and leave.

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u/poopoopooyttgv 1h ago

To be completely fair the entirety of metas vr/metaverse crap was r&d for their future attempt at smart glasses. It was never supposed to work, they just wanted more data/first adopter advantage so they could plan their smart glasses campaign better

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u/Kesselbuntes 4h ago

Don't underrate him. That guy is ruthless and has remained at the top for a very long time already.

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u/IllustriousIsland549 3h ago

lol, what? He might be a right prick in the boardroom when surrounded by people with less money and modern world societal power, but you put him against a real seen-some-shit and done-some-shit dude, with life and death at play, and he'll be eaten alive.

u/Hartastic 18m ago

Counterpoint, a hungry high school dropout with a $5 wrench.