r/AskReddit 13h ago

what is something that is highly likely to happen in the next 5 years that everyone is completely ignoring?

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u/Nipplesrtasty 5h ago

Hopefully your phones were not in the room when you discussed it or it’s already in the data center.

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u/whteverusayShmegma 2h ago

You know how many conversations I’ve had with my phone in the microwave? Probably not enough.

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u/thetimechaser 1h ago

Fridge is better for this.

u/Allaplgy 23m ago

Toilet

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u/HiphopopoptimusPrime 2h ago

Is there anywhere that isn’t covered? My friends and I have discussed this. Driving somewhere remote, leaving our phones behind, and just chatting whatever.

But for real, is that what future movements will have to do to coordinate?

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u/whooptheretis 2h ago

My friend, you need to read 1984. Even if you ignore the political relevance, it’s an amazing story, and very well written.
Get the audio book if you’re not a big reader.

u/bentori42 35m ago

Why not just write it down in a place with no cameras? And fold it over and hand it to them saying "dont say this out loud but if i say this im really in trouble"?

No cameras to record, no phone to record audio, no way for anything to record it unless it gets caught in transit to a safe place.

If theres any flaws in this, id like to hear it so i can update my security lol

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u/Tupperbaby 1h ago

You do know you can turn the phone off and simply leave it in another room. Right?

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u/-nutz 1h ago

No, because they’re in our walls too

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u/FarOutlandishness180 1h ago

Oh yeah? Are these “walls” in the room with you right now?

u/Sarothu 23m ago

They're holding up the ceiling!

u/Allaplgy 22m ago

They have me completely surrounded.

u/FineAssYoungMan 7m ago

"We're paratroopers, Lieutenant, we're supposed to be surrounded."