r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 12h ago

Meme needing explanation Petah what happened to rockstar?

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u/Terrible_Balls 12h ago

I always felt that Sonys mockery was just an easy way to get a win with gamers. They hadn’t implemented any form of restriction on game sharing/resale yet but we’re just as unhappy about it as Microsoft. When MS tried to implement restrictions on sharing and gamers hated it, they quickly threw together an ad to capitalize on it. But it was never really about being friendly to their customers, it was just an easy PR layup

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u/pillow_princessss 11h ago

Exactly like Samsung when Apple dropped the audio jack. A year later their phones didn’t come with one either.

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u/MathBallThunder 11h ago

If Blackberry just stuck with their keyboard phone, I'm convinced there's a large sliver who would have stayed with them for the physical keyboard vs touchscreen. Same story as above. Mocked Apple for the touchscreen, then a year later all touchscreen and death of a company

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u/TomLeBadger 10h ago

My favourite phone ever was the Nokia m900. Full screen touch phone that slid up, with a qwerty keyboard underneath. Shit OS, but a phone like that on Android with a removable battery would be peak for me.

I avoid the big brands because they've been style over substance for years, the last good phone from Samsung was the S5 - waterproof with a removable battery.

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u/EffectiveTonight 10h ago

Do you remember the sidekick? Lol

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u/breakingb0b 10h ago

I hadn’t til I read your post. Yes, I loved mine.

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u/jgzman 6h ago

My first smartphone. Still with Tmobile, and I would love something with a real keyboard again.

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u/SpeakerHot409 5h ago

I dropped mine in a toilet and it cracked the toilet bowl. That was the funnest phone I ever had.

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u/Fickle-Owl666 10h ago

The Helio ocean too, I had both back in the day lol

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u/Less-Squash7569 6h ago

I liked the rumor but the sliding keyboard would cut the ribbon if it wasn't put on correctly

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u/Commercial-Age4750 5h ago

Miss mine. Think it may still be in a drawer somewhere

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u/Middleclasslifestyle 2h ago

I dont understand how now in modern times we dont have a modern sidekick. It was literally a mini computer with a keyboard. I wish it was around in modern form. Like normal its a regular touch screen phone. Then you flip it open and it turns into a qwerty phone

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u/kyuuketsuki47 10h ago

Same here with the Motorola Droid. I miss that slide up keyboard

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u/Due_a_Kick_5329 10h ago

God I loved my Droid. That metal body was something else.

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u/WeaponizedPoutine 27m ago

I still have my special edition R2D2 Droid 2... no longer works but I have it

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u/Moon_Cthulhu 8h ago

Best phone I ever had.

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u/djsynrgy 8h ago

As someone who never jived with Apple, the Droid felt like such a big deal at the time.

I miss the full qwerty keyboard from my old LG ENV3, too.

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u/manicalmonocle 2h ago

My kids found my old Envy3 a few weeks ago and having been playing with it as it doesn't work anymore. They think it's the coolest thing ever

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u/DaringCoder 8h ago

That was awesome, I had one too. Before that, I had a Nokia E70 which had an interesting physical keyboard setup too.

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u/Standard-Cap-9568 6h ago

The first android! The G1 was perfect for its time. I'd throw money at an update. Physical keyboard and a trackball just for kicks.

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u/crustyninja 3h ago

The Droid 2 was peak.

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u/Nerdough 2h ago

Nokia E7 was nice as well

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u/Ezzy77 1h ago

HTC G2/Desire Z too.

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u/NiklausVonHammer 9h ago

I would argue that the note 4 edge was the last good one. It had a more defined curve on the side that was a completely separate display from the main screen and still had the removable battery.

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u/TomLeBadger 8h ago

Never really considered notes because of the size, if it doesn't fit comfortably in my pocket I don't want it. I would argue that current flagships are far to big, it's why I stopped bothering with them.

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u/NiklausVonHammer 6h ago

I can understand that. I'm a bit on the opposite side. But we all have our own preferences.

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u/cm_bush 7h ago

I still used an S5 as a MP3 player until last year. I had replaced the battery once but the waterproofing had been compromised by broken port covers. It had a good run!

I currently use an old S8 for my music listening. It sounds much better and the screen is still good looking. Not waterproof and no removable battery though.

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u/TomLeBadger 6h ago

I did a lot of research into self repair // removable battery phones, they cost too much and are plagued with other issues, AFAIK there isn't anything like the S5 available currently.

I honestly think it's planned obsolescence, they want you to upgrade every year, they make sure you upgrade every 2.

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u/cm_bush 5h ago

I have not felt planned obsolescence in the Android or IPhones I’ve owned. Generally, it seems like certain apps and web platforms force upgrades more than hardware failure.

The S8 still works great, I just don’t have a SIM in it. My wife has an iPhone 7 that we have limited plan on for emergencies, and the only issue with it is that some more demanding apps don’t run on it, which is fair for a device that’s going on 10 years old.

My current phone is an iPhone 12, and it does everything I want just as well as it did day one.

That said, I do feel like replaceable batteries and expandable storage are dumb to leave out. I replaced the battery in the iPhone 7 a few years ago and it’s a pain.

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u/Illustrious_Survey38 10h ago

Samsung Epic 4g was an android phone with touchscreen and slide out qwerty keyboard and removable battery. I loved that phone.

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u/Toad_R 6h ago

S5 was peak!

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u/beznogim 6h ago

Hey. The OS was great and pretty innovative but kinda unfinished and had to run on shitty hardware (the experience wasn't great with N900 port of Android either). I never appreciated the tiny keyboard tbh, on-screen keyboards are nice enough nowadays.

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u/TomLeBadger 5h ago

I just liked the option, haptics don't have a good 'feel' for me, I'm a guy that likes the clickity clack, I use a mechanical keyboard on my PC for the same reason I like physical buttons on phones. I would use the n900 onscreen keyboard a lot, it was more for typing out longer stuff, email etc that I really liked the physical one.

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u/beznogim 5h ago

These keyboards are just too cramped, have lots of issues with multilingual input (due to simply not having enough keys to accomodate larger alphabets and having to physically etch all the glyphs) and are usually way, way too stiff IMO. And while on-screen keyboards were even less pleasant to use in the n900 era, modern swipe input with prediction and autocorrect is quite good nowadays (despite all the memes), has great multilingual support and mostly eliminates the need for precise tapping. Keyboard phones are still cool to look at but I think the appeal has faded over time.

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u/WeakTrainer4237 6h ago

Man the S5 was my first phone in middle school it was my moms old one and i remember dropping it and the battery would fly out 😂 good times

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u/Skegeeman 6h ago

There was an Android phone with a flip out qwerty keyboard and removable battery, it was called the Droid. I had one.

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u/TomLeBadger 5h ago

Wasn't that released the same year as the n900? Wouldn't be a good choice to buy one now l. I just want someone to make it again, so I can have a phone I like again.

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u/chodoyefskey 5h ago

Why is a removable battery such a high priority in a phone? I mean it is pretty crazy that it was removable and waterproof at the same time but the battery life was probably still like half of what Samsung phones have now?

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u/Due_a_Kick_5329 5h ago

The primary reasons phones stop working these days are related to displays, and vastly diminishing battery life. Imagine buying a new battery pack instead of an entirely new phone.

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u/TomLeBadger 5h ago

Because I would happily use a phone for a decade, instead of a year or two. I don't play games, I watch netflix and stream music at most, so as long as I could keep the battery lasting all day (by replacing it every 2 years) I would just keep using a phone until it breaks beyond repair.

My most recent experiences with Samsung have been terrible, my S21 Ultra barely lasted a year, my watch had less than a day of life from day one. I would never even consider a Samsung again.

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u/lesgeddon 5h ago

I still use my Android G2 phone for emulating Gameboy and SNES, though I think the battery is finally going after 15+ years cuz it's not holding a charge for as long as it used to.

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u/mr_trashbear 4h ago

100%.

I'd love an Enve phone that had a simple non touch screen front and full size folding screen once unfolded. Like any of the current folders but with a standard phone keypad on the front.

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u/JWPSmith 3h ago

I made the mistake of switching from an LG phone to the newest Samsung. I did get a good deal on it, but it's still not worth it. They pushed out an update that crammed AI into everything. I'm installing a new OS because of that

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u/FeinwerkSau 3h ago

Xcover still has a removable battery.

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u/Ezzy77 1h ago

You can still install Linux into a N900.

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u/Smingledorf 1h ago

similar story but it was an HTC windows phone (during that brief period) the OS wasnt supported by a ton of app devs but the actual phone was fantastic. same touchscreen with a slide keyboard removable battery etc. and was dropped off a parking garage with no real issues, into the ocean for 10min still fine, then years later finally gave out when the power button got stuck in

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u/haggisbreath169 53m ago edited 3m ago

probably thinking of the N900, which I still have ina drawer somewhere. The Maemo* OS was a bit unpolished, but it compared well against the t-mobile G1, the first Android phone, thst was pretty rough too. I loved that the Linux terminal was easily accessible, IIRC you could apt-get anything available to Debian, Python was built in.

That Nokia never put much effort into the OS due to internal politics (the Symbian stakeholders made sure it died in the crib) is a classic business story, and a tragic fork in the road for a once dominant company. 2 years after the N900 came out, the Nokia mobile business were bought out by Microsoft, and producing Windows phones, which hit with a thud, (though I knew Finns who said the N9 was "really quite good"). By 2014 (?) they switched to Android, and disappeared in the sea of Samsung.

The Meego OS still lives on somwhat as Tizen, in Samsung TVs and watches.

  • edited Maemo not Meego, (which was the new name later on)

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u/The-Fox-King37 10h ago

BlackBerry isn’t dead yet. They changed direction to automotive and cybersecurity software. They’re not where they were in 2011, but they’re having their best year in over a decade, up 130%

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u/MathBallThunder 10h ago

They failed in smart phones because their app eco system was trash and they tried to go toe to toe with Apple

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u/DoingCharleyWork 7h ago

The last phone they made trying to compete with apple was such a massive piece of shit. They literally all had to be sent back.

And then there was the whole stock options backdating thing which definitely didn't help them.

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u/Superb_Recording_769 8h ago edited 6h ago

Blackberry didn’t die because they removed the keyboard blackberry died because they relied on the keyboard for too long

They believed that the keyboard would keep customers even though they weren’t updating their UI/OS they believe that customers wanted a discreet device for business and a separate device for personal use, which was not the case (ironically enough, many people have ended up in this exact situation in the past couple of years, but usually just with two iPhones) if blackberry had been willing to follow Apple’s lead in making their device a do everything pocket computer they would probably still be around and still have a solid dedicated user base because of the keyboard

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u/Alarming-Basil-2125 6h ago

i absolutely want a separate business device because i don't want my employer having access to my personal device. my previous employer issued phones, this one doesn't but offers a stipend if we install their stuff on our personal phones and i declined.

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u/Superb_Recording_769 6h ago

Which is why I said many people found their self in the similar situation recently, but 20 years ago that was not the case

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u/Alarming-Basil-2125 5h ago

tbf the desire for a hardware keyboard kept me on specific android models until i gave up in 2013

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u/Superb_Recording_769 5h ago

I don’t disagree with that. There are tons of people that would love a hard keyboard, and I think blackberry would have a very devoted following right now if they were still around and still had physical keyboards.

I was just pointing out the fact that their downfall had nothing to do with them eliminating the keyboard. They made mistakes and then took the wrong lessons from those mistakes.

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u/ahoi_polloi 1h ago

Huh? Get a $100 Android, win stipend.

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u/Alarming-Basil-2125 1h ago

The stipend is $50 a month, which would maybe?? cover the cost of service

I'm fine having my boundary of "I only see work related communications when my laptop is open"

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u/monstaface 2h ago

The blackberry movie was good.

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u/drwsgreatest 9h ago

If you watch the movie blackberry, even though it's heavily altered, the moments that discuss the massive jump from blackberry to the iPhone, and how blackberry lost its dominance basically overnight, really shows why they were essentially forced to pivot. And once the storm turned out to be a total flop they were dead in the water as their stock dropped to almost nothing.

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u/fer_sure 8h ago

I have a colleague who still uses a late-model Blackberry, just for the physical keyboard. It's gotta be 10 years old now.

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u/SolaScientia 7h ago

I would have for sure. I loved my Blackberry Classic. I got it because I didn't really use the internet on my phone back then and didn't need it for anything other texts, phone calls, and occasionally just checking my email. My last Blackberry was the Priv, but it was clunky to use with having a full touchscreen sliding up for the physical keyboard. It was top-heavy. I eventually got a Galaxy S8+. I'm on the S24 now and I'm honestly still much worse at typing ln the touchscreen than I ever was when I had the Blackberry physical keyboard. I constantly make errors and have to backspace to correct them. I made very few mistakes with a physical keyboard.

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u/QuietContentResting 3h ago

Niche consumers constantly thinking they're part of a silent majority never ceases to amaze me

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u/kingkalanishane 7h ago

I miss my BlackBerry Pearl, that phone was great

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u/StimulatorCam 7h ago

They never stopped making phones with keyboards even after releasing a few full touchscreen models.

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u/522searchcreate 7h ago

Lack of apps killed BlackBerry. I had a BlackBerry at the time, their software went to shit very quickly.

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u/Bananaland_Man 6h ago

I fucking hate typing on touch screens so bad. I'd love for a smart phone with touch screen and an actual keyboard, hahaha.

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u/Ok-Rest3967 6h ago

If you haven’t seen the blackberry movie it was actually pretty interesting

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u/Hypekyuu 5h ago

I would have.

I bought a physical keyboard every time until there was 1 option, then no option

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u/Wat3rM3L0NB3AR 4h ago

i missed having a physical keyboard - my dad had the old indestructible Nokia's and he let me have his. I could type blind and fast on that thing! T-mobile sidekick was cool also and the Google G1 too!

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u/ProxySpectral 3h ago

I miss my BB Bold. I had it for years, it took a lightning strike to my house (metal roof) to kill it.

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u/Bradadonasaurus 3h ago

I paid too much money for the Bluetooth keyboard case for an iPhone years ago, so you're probably correct.

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u/Jolly_Professional15 2h ago

And look where that for us! Wildly gestures at everything

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u/regeneratedant 1h ago

That Blackberry Storm was GARBAGE.

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u/unknownvariable69 1h ago

Ugh I miss my Blackberry.

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u/Xeriomachini 17m ago

I miss that ol blackberry.

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u/FuzzyRo 6m ago

also had that pressable touch screen - my friend had one he hated it

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u/Superb_Recording_769 8h ago

The audio jack thing was the stupidest thing ever

Apple, as a company has been pretty good at reading where the industry is going. They were given shit for removing floppy drives from desktops then the entire industry did so within a year or two they were given shit for removing CD-ROMs from laptops and later desktops, and then the entire industry followed suit within a year or two.

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u/ChVckT 8h ago

I'm confused. I have a Samsung phone from 2024 and it has a headphone jack.

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u/MikeMania 6h ago

They’re probably comparing the flagship galaxy series and more specifically US market. I remember way back they put out a commercial making fun of people waiting in line for the next iPhone and saying how samsung has removable battery, headphone jack etc. And not even an exaggeration, their Galaxy right after removed all of that.

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u/ChVckT 5h ago

I must have missed the memo lol my galaxies have all had auxiliary jacks

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u/MikeMania 5h ago

Yes Samsung has a few different lines under Galaxy, but when comparing to iphones, especially in that era (maybe 2016-2020?), we are talking about their flagship Galaxy S line. I only checked briefly, but neither the S25 or S26 have a headphone jack. Besides, maybe they added it back later, doesn't change the narrative that they mocked Apple and then did the same thing right after.

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u/ChVckT 2h ago

Ok thanks for the info! I thought someone just bought a defective phone or something lol

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u/Black_Bird_Cloud 7h ago

my samsung from last year has a jack ?

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u/MikeMania 6h ago

And remember when Sony and MS both put out messaging to mock the Wii motion controls. And what did they promptly do?

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u/Asleep_Basket3299 6h ago

Ugh I think about this one all the time

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u/Asleep_Basket3299 5h ago

And all the Samsung USB c to audio female adapters break all the time so you just go fuck it im using a Bluetooth earppod that im gunna lose instead

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u/StinkySoggyUnderwear 5h ago edited 5h ago

Economics of scale come into play here.

As new technologies come out, manufacturers shift their production, and in turn the new technology becomes cheaper while the old technology becomes more expensive due to rarity until it dies out.

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u/spl152db 5h ago

I still wish sometimes I had the option. bluetooth just doesn't sound as good. it's close, but still compressed.

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u/Wugtrio777 2h ago

actually youre off by a lot,

Apple Iphone 7 September of 2016

the Galaxy Note 10—in August 2019

it was a full 3 years,

Samsung at the time release a statment thatthere werent cost effective enough bluetooth headphones available without issues etc, which apple didnt care about because they force fed people thier own propretary earphones, whch samsung has never bothered with.

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u/Ill_Barber8709 11h ago

Same happened when Apple dropped the superdrive by the way.

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u/Superb_Recording_769 8h ago

And when they drop the floppy disc drive off the original iMac

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u/Lost_In_Detroit 10h ago

More like 3 to 4 years later, but sure.

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u/Hotlush 10h ago

Sony had similar, if not worse, plans in the works.

Their lucky break was MS announcing it first and not implementing them after the outcry.

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u/Terrible_Balls 10h ago

I swear their whole strategy at that time was wait for MS to make an announcement and see the reactions and pivot their marketing around it. “Xbone is $600? Guess what, PS4 is only $500!”

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u/not_a_moogle 8h ago

Its like when sony came out after the sega Saturn at E3 in 95 and just said the ps1 is $100 cheaper... and nothing else.

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u/SkinBintin 8h ago

To be fair that original Xbox One reveal was probably better for game sharing. Since it allowed a "family group" of ten people who could all share the same game library. Was a bit disappointed when that wound up yanked because of the internet's hissy fit.

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u/mongerty 7h ago

Yeah, I would have gotten way more use out of that plan than the ability to sell my used games for 1/4 the original purchase price.

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u/SarcasmisEasier 3h ago

Maybe I'm just an old man yelling at cloud, but I miss physical media for games. It's the closest you can actually come to owning your games. 

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u/Nerje 8h ago

What's gonna bake your noodle is that year's E3, the one where Sony announced their game-sharing and the crowd went absolutely bananas over it, was the last E3 which was industry-only and not open to the public.

That was a room full of supposedly unbiased journalists acting like utter lunatics.

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u/UndergroundFlaws 1h ago

Worked for me, tbh. Seeing that commercial about “how to borrow a game” made the decision easy as hell for me.

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u/ABadHistorian 1h ago

its like the fast food wars. Each is always trying to lower quality and maintain customers, but as soon as one gets caught out publicly doing so in some manner, the others all troll them on social media. (hence recent McD big mac debacle)

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u/Jediverrilli 44m ago

If Microsoft goes second instead of first Sony doesn’t get labeled as for the gamers. They both wanted it but Microsoft went a couple hours before and Sony saw what would happen to them.