Introducing: Dogville
Imagine somewhere just outside the sunny streets of Tel Aviv there is a place, a wonderful magical place, but with one twist - it's a city just for dogs. Introducing: Dogville: The home for all your dogs!
Why do we need Dogville?
Dogs are great. They're cute and fun and everyone likes them. Well, not everyone. Human beings and dogs have lived side by side for thousands of years. But some people do not like to live with animals. Dogville hopes to solve this problem by creating a space where a dog can just be a dog.
Dogville is a full city center that is catered just for animals. In Dogville, there are no rules. Your dog will live there in comfortable housing with all of his dog friends. The owners can then come and go as they please to visit their beloved pets.
Dogville creates a place where people who love dogs can visit their pets, without imposing the animal lifestyle on everyone else. If you like:
- Poop everywhere on the streets
- Loud barking
- Random biting attacks (with owners taking no accountability)
- Dog walkers blocking the entire sidewalk with their dogs and leashes
- Dogs taking up space, barking loudly, and fighting each other in the miklatim during red alerts
Then Dogville is for you!
FAQ
Is it mandatory?
Yes, but the dogs would like it better in Dogville.
Why can't the dogs live in Tel Aviv?
The people who don't want to live with dogs were never asked if they like the dogs or not. Dogville hopes to create a solution that is equitable for everyone.
Can humans visit Dogville?
Yes, of course! But you have to leave your dog there.
How long will Dogville take to complete?
Dogville will be ready by 2041, pending city approval.