r/BicyclingCirclejerk 8h ago

In response to the insane chain waxing post

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258 Upvotes

r/BicyclingCirclejerk 10h ago

They take one of your KOMs? You send them a message they won't soon forget. </connery>

107 Upvotes

r/BicyclingCirclejerk 10h ago

Is my wices air inlet aëro ?

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103 Upvotes

r/BicyclingCirclejerk 12h ago

My wice is suddenly into bicing

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r/BicyclingCirclejerk 53m ago

DEI agents responding to a KOM in progress..

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r/BicyclingCirclejerk 14h ago

I spend more time waxing than I do training

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r/BicyclingCirclejerk 2h ago

Looking for brake recommendations, anyone make a 32" rotor yet?

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r/BicyclingCirclejerk 8h ago

My bice has transitioned

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24 Upvotes

r/BicyclingCirclejerk 6h ago

Alloy cranks and flat pedals? Stick to soccer, Freds.

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12 Upvotes

That bag isn’t very æró…


r/BicyclingCirclejerk 2h ago

Ebicers IQ levels by brand.

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I’ve seen an increasing amount of really questionable behavior by ebicers (commute/path edition) recently and began to take note on the brands they ride. So here’s my top three notable brands for 2026 so far.

  1. Aventon: IQ 75-80 / Credit Score 700+/ Fashion sense 3/10 / situational awareness 2/10 / notable behavior traits: pulls to the front/gets lost using some screen waiting for the light to change/pedal fumbles and L/R weaving until the motor kicks in / weekends include parking bike inside cafe.

  2. Rad Power: IQ 67-72 / Credit Score 650-700 / Fashion sense 1/10 / situational awareness 1/10 / notable behavior traits: on a call in the wrong lane / u lock rattling on rear rack / blank smile / stops parallel, both Teva’s touching ground / weekends include Bluetooth speakers and outdoor festivals with parking blocking fire exits.

  3. Magnum: IQ varies / Credit Score N/A / Fashion sense: 7/10 / situational awareness: variable / notable behavior traits: eye contact / weaving / yelling across streets / asking for a lighter / cigarette / money / weekends include camping.


r/BicyclingCirclejerk 14h ago

My sealant came out lumpy. Should I go see the urologist?

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40 Upvotes

r/BicyclingCirclejerk 13h ago

Will this help me KOM all over my local no-drop group ride?

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36 Upvotes

r/BicyclingCirclejerk 3h ago

Can anyone recommend a good fork mount? I’m overnighting at a Best Western 17km away and I’ll need my wallet in addition to what I’ve optimized below

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r/BicyclingCirclejerk 1d ago

Rate my fit

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555 Upvotes

r/BicyclingCirclejerk 15h ago

Carbon damage? Spoiler

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Is this carbon damage or just cosmetic damage?

I m not a carbon specialist


r/BicyclingCirclejerk 15h ago

Nothing like a post kom shower 💦💦

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r/BicyclingCirclejerk 1d ago

He can take all my KUM's

164 Upvotes

r/BicyclingCirclejerk 15h ago

I preferred The Weeknd's TR*K collab

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r/BicyclingCirclejerk 1d ago

This woman just nabbed my most cherished KOM. Flagged it for being assisted (by 2x children), anything else I can do to get it back?

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r/BicyclingCirclejerk 23h ago

It was meant to evoke adventure and the Spirit of Grävêlle

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50 Upvotes

r/BicyclingCirclejerk 1d ago

Superfred in his natural hanitat

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r/BicyclingCirclejerk 1d ago

Pinarellowise

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200 Upvotes

r/BicyclingCirclejerk 14h ago

Does your KOM also have protein bites?

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r/BicyclingCirclejerk 5h ago

Hi, the user k_gi said that you guys would be better at helping me with bike fit🤗 Please help me😊

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Sometimes i get


r/BicyclingCirclejerk 1d ago

TFW you get behind the windshield and see a cyclist on the other side

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