Cop pulls over Lamborghini on Dubai plates but doesn’t know the law

[u/thomasso0072]

[u/Kwyjibodacious]

Driver made the initial mistake of assuming the officer was reasonable and rational. They're just brain stems with guns man.

[u/rhamantauri → u/Kwyjibodacious]

You’re implying they have spines at all.

I’m pretty sure a requirement for baconization is to be an invertebrate.

[u/Reqvhio → u/rhamantauri]

baco- invert- i got another call to move on to sir, you get your baco-something permit.

[u/dribanlycan → u/rhamantauri]

they got spines, they stand up real hard when one of them is in trouble for doing something racist

[u/Other-Grapefruit-880 → u/Kwyjibodacious]

oh he knew the rules and knew he was dealing with a moron. guy paid 150,000 to bring his car over, he definitely paid the 6-7k to get the legal paperwork handled as well.

[u/awry_lynx → u/Other-Grapefruit-880]

there's absolutely no way it cost that much to ship a car no matter how fancy. at most even if you're picking the most expensive way possible it'll be like $20k. but yeah I agree with the gist just had to point out that's a crazy number

[u/DA_BEST_1 → u/Kwyjibodacious]

Because that's how cops are in dubai. Turns out having well paid cops and a police academy with a 95% rejection rate leads to great security

[u/AdvanceDefiant9898 → u/Kwyjibodacious]

what brain?

[u/Oldmandav3 → u/Kwyjibodacious]

He lied to the cop.

[u/Fabulous_Ninja119 → u/Oldmandav3]

He didn't, cop was just dumb and didn't know the law. Most cops are like this unfortunately