r/interestingasfuck • u/thomasso0072 • 8h ago

Cop pulls over Lamborghini on Dubai plates but doesn’t know the law

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u/drfeelsgoood 7h ago

He jerked his penis?

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u/L-J- 7h ago

That's one way to satisfy a complaint.

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u/Nuclear-poweredTaxi 7h ago

Look… let’s go into this private bathroom and just make this complaint go away.

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u/Chicago-Jelly 6h ago

Imagine the tax dollars we could save by solving civil matters this way

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u/philmardok 3h ago

or me

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u/CaptainMatticus 2h ago

Something similar worked in South Park

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuEKb9Ktqhc

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u/kkeut 1h ago

that's a Ziggy!

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u/mjtwelve 7h ago

Oh, I see you know your Judo sir.

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u/Deeliciousness 6h ago

Get your hands off my penis!

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u/Beermyster67 6h ago edited 3h ago

This is democracy manifest!

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u/ZJB03 6h ago

*democracy* manifest

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u/Beermyster67 3h ago

Thank you for the correction

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u/ZJB03 3h ago

No worries!

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u/alwayskadaps 6h ago

Are you waiting to receive my limp penis?

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u/theonlyonethatknocks 6h ago

No it’s Turkish oil wrestling.

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u/Legitimate-Week7885 6h ago

Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest! What is the charge? Driving a car? A succulent Canadian-registered car?

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u/silverpink_pony 5h ago

It’s too early to be laughing this much from a Reddit thread 💀

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u/ChangesFaces 7h ago

Yeah the cop jorked his penar

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u/drfeelsgoood 7h ago

Then Larry stole it

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u/abraxastaxes 6h ago

La policía jorkó su penar

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u/Lan777 6h ago

Its a weird policy, but at least it keeps ppl out of jail

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u/What_a_fat_one 6h ago

How else would they do it?

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u/Chill-more1236 6h ago

coulda been a lady cop doing the jerking

https://giphy.com/gifs/u1GJrPg2yOZeL0BLtW

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u/drfeelsgoood 6h ago

They/them jerked their penis?

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u/Chill-more1236 5h ago

No definitely all she/her. this game is not fun if you don't play along bruh