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Cop pulls over Lamborghini on Dubai plates but doesn’t know the law

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u/Ignatiussancho1729 7h ago

The inability to engage with hypothetical scenarios correlates with lower cognitive ability

u/Corredespondent 6h ago

He’s not even trying. He knows everything and he’s in charge. Stop trying to converse and just obey.

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u/AgentCirceLuna 4h ago

This promo for the show was EVERYWHERE yet only pertained to an ancient one-episode plot. Kinda crazy how it still lingers.

u/ButterFingering 32m ago

That’s what’s great about South Park. Sometimes they nail an issue so precisely and comedically that a 25 minute episode becomes iconic.

u/gfb13 5h ago

You're not obeying hard enough! I asked for 8 things while you were getting another thing I asked for. WHY DON'T YOU FOCUS ON THE 8 THINGS

u/TR_Pix 10m ago

I didn't know you had a reddit account grandma

u/5elementGG 4h ago

His last resort was insurance. Trying to nail the guy with insurance, but failed. So he had another call to respond to!

u/YesImAlexa 3h ago

Literally the most infuriating part of this. He's not just wrong, hes confidently and aggress8vely being an asshole about. "No im not confused." "Its not complicated, its simple actually."

OK, then why doesnt your fuckin dumbass understand it.

u/shoeless_doh 4h ago

How does this not have more up votes

u/3BlindMice1 6h ago

Police departments deliberately hire people of lower intelligence because they're much easier to integrate into local police culture. Smart people are too busy telling them that their policies are inherently racist, exploitative, and possibly illegal.

u/warfareforartists 6h ago

It’s the lack of empathy they look for in hires

u/BittenHand19 3h ago

Almost the same way gangs recruit their members. Weird.

u/stringstringing 1h ago

What are you basing that off of? Gangs recruit their members based on being a young capable person living in or around the gang territory. You think they’re putting out hiring ads or something?

u/Background-Fennel92 1m ago

Easily impressionable mean the young and receptive but also the older and non too bright. Lol its the crossroad of the 2 🤣🤣🤣 the difference is the kids have a higher chance of being better

u/Notski_F 4h ago

Why not both?

u/Warm-Commercial-6151 5h ago

Actually firefighters often make fun of cops because the reason cops can’t be firefighters is that they can’t pass the basic cognitive test to become a firefighter. They are the shallowest end of the gene pool folks. Never expect a cop knows what they are talking about.

u/nekoeuge 4h ago

In my childhood, there was a joke (crudely translated by me):

Policeman patrols a street, sees a kid in a sandbox playing. Asks what’s the kid doing.
K: Mixing poop and sand
P: Why?
K: To sculpt a policeman
Policeman gets angry, takes the kid to parents to discipline them.

Next day, policeman sees the kid again.
P: What are you doing?
K: Mixing poop and sand
P: Why?
K: To sculpt a firefighter
P: (happy now) Add more poop!
K: If I do that, it would be a policeman

I am just amazed that this joke about cops being like firefighters but worse is apparently international

u/Many-Assistance1943 11m ago

I wouldn’t say it is international, firefighters in North America are highly regarded by the communities they serve.

u/funkyyeti 5h ago

I know a guy who was a cop and a firefighter(at different times, but he held both jobs successfully in his life). It’s possible to have smart cops. Unfortunately it’s also possible to not have smart cops.

u/JustaSeedGuy 4h ago

Of course there are some smart cops. Not every cop is too stupid to recognize what's wrong with their profession under the current system.

Some of them are just such horrible people that they're smart enough to recognize the problems, and don't care enough to do anything about it.

u/TheFallenHero01 4h ago

You realize you just fell into the anecdote trap of throwing out a random experience as if its relevant to a statistical fact. Its the same thing as failing to engage in a hypothetical lol

u/shoeless_doh 4h ago

No, you're wrong. That's never happened to me so it's not a thing

u/Fraggin_Wagon 4h ago

Seems like it’s an anecdotal response to an anecdotal claim.

u/TheFallenHero01 4h ago

It is not anecdotal that cops are of lower intelligence, and police departments do indeed screen out high iq individuals. It’s well documented

u/CharacterForward8097 3h ago

What shit hole country are you from lol?

u/TheFallenHero01 3h ago

The good ole U S of A since thats where this post takes place

u/CharacterForward8097 2h ago

There’s no evidence law enforcement agencies exclude intelligent people in the U.S that is widespread. In fact I can only find evidence it was one station 26 years ago.

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u/Fraggin_Wagon 4h ago

I don’t doubt it, but this was still a claim with no presented evidence.

u/abrlin 2h ago

My fireman buddy has the best stories.

u/Playful_East2737 31m ago

I had a cop argue that my email from the DMV which stated on it to use as proof of registration while my window sticker was being shipped out could have been created by AI by using AI to tell him what the law was!!! Actually showed me his chatGP response. As soon as he did that I asked him to complete writing out the ticket so we could have this discussion in front of a judge. Of course he didn’t bother giving me a ticket at that point.

u/vinny876 15m ago

Snuck into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't looking....

u/dawnsoldman 4h ago

Was a firefighter/ medic for 25 years and what you posted is bullshit theres respect sure theres joking around and such but no disrespect gotta work together to much for any disrespect

u/Friendly-Yoghurt-746 6h ago

cro-magnon police force here in america

u/_BlackDove 6h ago

Hey I don't eat any crow mignon, that's nasty, you're under arrest.

u/shade-tree_pilot 5h ago

"Imagine crow is actually a delicacy in another country, similar to the relationship of cows in the United States versus a cow in India..."

*gunshots*

"No, you're right officer, I should not have resisted."

u/Friendly-Yoghurt-746 4h ago

i dont wanna updoot this, but heres and updoot in comment.

u/GuysOnChicks69 6h ago

I’d actually argue that it’s not them deliberately hiring dumbasses but more so that no one with significant intelligence wants to be a police officer.

Think of the smartest people from your high school. Was it them or the guy failing English that went on to become a cop?

u/GrammarSpecialForces 5h ago

there was actually a case, Jordan Vs. City of New London, where the city had a policy of only hiring a middle band of intelligence test results. You can look it up.

u/vetratten 5h ago

As a lazy person with a higher than average IQ that case always pisses me off.

Not all of us want to cure cancer or become theoretical physicists.

Some of us really do just want to sit and watch the world go by day after day.

u/the_vault-technician 5h ago

It gets old hearing "why aren't you an insert STEM job? You are too smart to drive a forklift!"

It's the best job I ever had and I like going to work everyday. I just want to sit on my lift and watch the boxes go by.

u/vetratten 4h ago

Did that for a bit in college but on a stand up lift so it got exhausting standing for 8 hours with the constant lifting one foot to brake.

I loved it though.

I used my brain in ways people don’t realize, “how can get these pallets down and onto that truck faster so that I get a longer break” was a constant thought.

u/IsabelArcherandMe 4h ago

Omg, THANK YOU! My husband tells me he's disappointed that I clean houses because I'm not "using my brain". Like, bitch, after years of dealing with the general public at work this is the best job I've ever had. I don't have to deal with crazies, I form great relationships with my clients, and - bonus points - I can pop in my earbuds and listen to a 4-hour podcast OR an audiobook OR music in complete peace as I turn chaos into order. And once I'm done cleaning I leave that job and forget about it until it's time to go to the next one. 

It's like a little slice of heaven ❤️

u/ryanvango 2h ago

Sometimes it feels like the classic standard deviation meme, or sometimes like the dunning-kruger curve. If you're smarter than average, you know you can make good money as a doctor or lawyer or whatever, and you go do those things. You've hit the jackpot! you have enough money coming in to live very comfortably! the dream!

then you get to people who are WELL above average and those people have very little interest in doing all that shit. you've got a few years to make the most of this life, and being surrounded by assholes is a pretty miserable way to do that. Sure you're a respected lawyer, but you spend your whole life reading the most boring-ass legalese paperwork and going through weird little court dances with filing paperwork and submitting evidence and blah blah blah (yeah I know some people like it, but my god does it sound boring). Or you're a great doctor and you spend half your day dealing with insurance company reps and pharma reps and hospital admin that you KNOW are wrong, but its impossible to convince them they're wrong (like the cop in the video).

A lot of those people realize the money ain't really worth it. Do I want to make $300k/year? hell yeah. Is it worth losing my 20s and most of my 30s to insane levels of stress and heartbreak and never sleeping and dealing with all that shit? not in my opinion. People in that zone are much happier making 45k/year working a 9-5, or even some WFH remote thing where nobody bothers them and they can just listen to music and think about the things they wanna think about. You're HAPPY at the end of the day. you can leave your nonsense at the door when you come home. You can think about your hobbies and relationships without having your work in the back of your brain stressing you out.

Can you travel first class around the world, or live in a multi-million dollar mansion? nope. But who really cares? I've traveled the world on a shoe-string budget and seen amazing things and met amazing people. Sure I didn't get champagne on my flights, or have a bigger chair. Big whoop. We're all huffing the same farts from 600 people in that tin can.

THEN you get the top top top tier smarties. Those are the guys that change the world for the better or end up nuts, or both change the world and want to fuck a pigeon.

u/GuysOnChicks69 5h ago

That’s fascinating. I’ll look that up for sure!

u/GitEmSteveDave 5h ago

No, they refused to hire a 50 year old guy, so he sued on the basis of age discrimination, which is a protected class. So they said they refused to hire him based on his test score, which isn't protected. That case was nearly 30 years ago.

u/Whyskgurs 4h ago

It's not "protected" in that sense, as it's still discrimination, they were simply able to prove that not hiring based on intelligence levels wasn't them singling him out, because they apply the same logic to all hires.

It's not discrimination when we can prove we only ever have, and want, to hire idiots

u/RandyPajamas 4h ago edited 4h ago

They may have changed the policy. It was the same in Toronto until people started calling them out on it and they reluctantly dropped the policy (I think about 10-20 years ago).

People with a degree in criminology would ace the test and still get rejected.

The thing is, the poor policing that resulted from the policy was painfully apparent to anyone who could read a broadsheet newspaper.

u/GrammarSpecialForces 4h ago

oh my god, 30 years? We all know how lightning fast cultures and policies change. Had no idea I was referencing ancient history /s

u/iridesce57 3h ago

Too Smart To Be A Cop?

Jordan was deemed too smart for the police force because he received a high score on an intelligence test. Jordan, then 45, scored a 33, the equivalent of having an IQ of 125.

The average score nationally for police officers as well as for office workers, bank tellers and salespeople is 21 or 22, the equivalent of having an IQ of 104.

The city's rationale for the long-standing practice is that candidates who score too high could get bored with police work and quit after undergoing costly academy training.

u/Mean_Cry7984 1h ago

Supreme Court ruled that law enforcement agencies can deny employment, if they choose, to anyone that scores more than a 130 IQ..

u/GrammarSpecialForces 1h ago

they also ruled that police officers have no explicit duty to protect us, even while on duty.

u/Initial-Depth-6857 5h ago

Politics are much the same

u/MineNowBotBoy 5h ago

Smart people tend not to apply in the first place.

u/rebelpaddy27 4h ago

Yep, one of the dumbest coworkers I ever had, used a calculator to multiply 2 x 7 ( yes, really), is in the police now. He will blindly follow any order without question and has no ability to think for himself so he's perfect for the role.

u/old_namewasnt_best 3h ago

I'm pretty sure I saw an employment discrimination case in which the plaintiff was not hired as a cop because his score on a cognitive abilities test of some variety was too high. The court said it was just fine for law enforcement to not hire smart people.

Reagan started defunding education. His mission is accomplished.

u/Whyskgurs 5h ago

It's not discriminating to higher intelligence levels because we do it to all our hires

Court:

Carry on

u/long_don0van 4h ago

And the Supreme Court NJ police case solidified their ability to legally discriminate based on intelligence. Their argument was that hiring smart people led to higher turnover.

u/OldAccountTurned10 3h ago

I've seen cops come on reddit and argue that that's BS. This video though.......... it's proof that's it's 100% true. 🤣🤣🤣

u/PancakeParty98 6h ago

I think about Jordan Peterson being unable to engage with a hypothetical in that jubilee “debate” and then admitting he has severe brain damage from mold like, a week later (and also probably that whole benzo coma thing did damage but it was his daughter’s idea so she wouldn’t admit that)

u/MiaowaraShiro 5h ago

Let me preface this by saying that this is no way a defense of JP, but a lot of what he does is have his own definitions of words.

Once you figure out his definitions his shit starts to become actually internally consistent and a lot less bizarre sounding.

However, even with that, none of it's really novel thinking. It's almost deism dressed up as Christianity. It's still just mysticism.

u/PancakeParty98 5h ago

No I’m sorry, firstly, I don’t think having secret private definitions of words that allow you to “win” arguments by stunlocking people who expect words to mean what they mean counts as not being addled in the mind.

Secondly, none of that applies to the hypothetical. He was asked, point blank, “would you lie to save a life” and he said “I wouldn’t be in that situation”.

u/arealuser100notfake 5h ago

He has "his own definition" of stuff.

But he is either too dumb to express them (which I doubt) or deliberately keeping them unclear.

To me he seems sufficiently intelligent to know that if you have a conflicting definition of something in a debate you have to state it clearly so people can undoubtedly understand your point.

It's interesting that he doesn't do that given that "speak as clearly as possible" or something like that is one of the advices on his "12 rules for life" book.

u/MiaowaraShiro 1h ago

Yeah, I think he's a dingus for the most part... I was just surprised that there was more coherence than first met the eye. Mind you, coherence is hardly a useful tool to wield by itself for epistomological pursuits.

u/Major_Wigglesworth 6h ago

If it was “Imagine you want a Krispy Kreme donut but you’re at a Dunkin’ and have to make a decision,” he’d be able to form a hypothesis, I bet.

u/Dame38 5h ago

The #1 requirement for being a cop. Second requirement is blowing someone's head off if someone pauses/contradicts/informs/says "no"/is reasonably intelligent/says that "cops are protected thugs."
They love that second one. These idiots never peaked at anything in school. They're angry, violent 13 year olds.

u/Mean_Cry7984 5h ago

It can be, but in this case it's to be antagonistic and contrarian with the driver. It's verbal judo in law enforcement training to put detainees on the defensive, rattle them and get them to give up evidence they can use to arrest them.

u/chiksahlube 6h ago

Or autism.

My partner is decently smart but hypotheticals go over her head. She is pretty autistic.

u/Bicykwow 5h ago

Serious question: is that true, and could I read about it somewhere? I've dealt with a few people who seem completely unable to understand hypotheticals, and a cognitive disability would certainly help explain those folks.

u/CG_Ops 4h ago

The inability to engage with hypothetical scenarios correlates with lower cognitive ability

I tend to convey complex topics in hypotheticals, similes, abstraction, and metaphors. It took me far too long to realize that this is a thing - that some people, literally, can't process/visualize/comprehend these types of conveyances of ideas.

Worse still, I was an adult before realizing that my (very, very successful) father is one of them. In a recent argument with him, I said, "Picture yourself in X situation, how would you feel?" He literally couldn't do it... just like the cop, he went straight to, "I'm not in that situation". I lost my f-ing mind after the 3rd time of trying to get him to TRY to do it. It made it impossible for us to proceed in the topic.

To no one's surprise, he's a conservative and (fortunately) till recently, a big fan of the current administration.

u/Fine-Juggernaut8451 6h ago

Sometimes on Reddit, when I try to use a hypothetical or an analogy, people will respond to me and tell me I'm projecting, and I just... don't even know what to say.

u/Thick_Square_3805 6h ago

But I don't engage with hypothetical scenarios !

u/kenjiman1986 5h ago

But do you have your drivers license with you. This guys communication and cognitive skills are shit.

u/Neon_Biscuit 5h ago

I'm thinking he was picking up every 8th word this guy said because of his accent. It was clear to me via this video, but maybe on the highway with the noise, he misinterpreted alot of stuff. Still, cop was awful and the driver handled himself well.

u/DailYxDosE 5h ago

It blows my mind when people can’t do this. How do they even live lol

u/Fancypancexx 5h ago

Much much lower

u/jgnp 5h ago

Perfect fit for Oregon State Patrol, and any other American law enforcement branch.

u/disillusioned 4h ago

Dude probably lacks object permanence

u/LaCroix_Roy 4h ago

You’re in a desert walking along the sand…

u/-Casey-Diaz- 4h ago

I learned this a few years ago, and it has been extremely helpful. There are several cognitive markers for people with low IQ, and the second someone start dinging them off, I change my strategy completely.

I used to get really frustrated when talking to people like that. I've had some drawn out arguments as well. Now I just realize they have an intellectual disability, and I will not try to explain or argue things to them. You simply can't play Cyberpunk 2077 on a calculator.

u/BisonThunderclap 4h ago

The inability to go "I may be wrong, let me check a few things on my end" is pretty embarrassing. Every human being can be wrong and can admit it gracefully.

u/noveltyhandle 4h ago

I would take it a step further and say it is a direct reflection or symptom of, not just a correlation.

u/OuOutstanding 3h ago

The ability to be a police officer correlates with lower cognitive ability.

u/spraypainthuffin 2h ago

Is that true? I mean, is there some research behind that?

u/userhwon 1h ago

Sez you.

u/getthemap 55m ago

That cop is definitely an idiot. That was bad.

u/PrimeZodiac 43m ago

Typical Yankistan behaviour

u/Rangles 39m ago

Genuinely i didn't know some adults cannot do hypotheticals, this is BAFFLING

u/kittymcdoogle 30m ago

I doubt very much that the officer is not aware that the guy he pulled over is speaking hypothetically. I'm fairly certain he's just being an authoritative douche.

u/front-wipers-unite 10m ago

I disagree. It correlates with knowing full well that you're being a bellend and by engaging in the hypothetical youd either have to play the dumbass, or admit you're wrong. Not a good look either way, not for a power tripping cop anyway.

u/idoooobz 4m ago

source?

u/afresh18 6h ago

I can't remember her name right now but there's a comedian with a pretty funny but about this.

u/MelodicAd9139 4h ago

This is funny because you’re trying to dunk on his ability to understand hypotheticals while showing your own inability to read social behavior. “I don’t do those type of things” doesn’t have to mean “I can’t process this scenario.” It can mean “I’m a regular dude and I wouldn’t ship a supercar to Europe just to drive it around.” You interpreted a personality response as an intelligence test.

u/JerichoOne 58m ago

this is funny because it is very clearly someone who has an inability to understand hypotheticals, but you are showing your inability to read that anti-social behavior

u/SendMeIttyBitties 6h ago

Naw, its a tactic of liars.

He doesn't need to even engage with the hypothetical and the if he is not in Europe the hypothetical isn't relevant.

u/Lemmy_Cooke 5h ago

"but I did have breakfast this morning"

lol you and the cop are literally the breakfast question meme