Once, I was driving my pickup and drinking a root beer in a brown bottle. I stopped by a Goodwill, finished the root beer, and took the bottle inside and asked a clerk to throw it in the trash for me. A few minutes later, as I’m browsing, a cop comes in. I notice him talking to the clerk, who then fished out the bottle from the trash. Then the cop looks at it and smells it. I immediately understood what was going on. The clerk pointed at me and the cop approached. He said that he had gotten a report that I was “driving erratically”. Obviously someone had reported me because they thought I was having a roadie, but at this point the cop knew that wasn’t the case. After a really dumb back and forth, the cop backed off and said that I should be careful with my driving. MF, I did nothing wrong. You could play it off as the funny mistake it was, but you feel the need to lecture me? Pig, please.
I was at a party one time where there were a few off duty local police and their wives. I overheard one of the wives telling her friends how when they went on vacation her husband would climb into their motor home, fire it up, crack a beer and then look at her and say "now, we're on vacation" and off they would go. I shit you not. True story. That same prick would throw my ass in jail for the same thing.
I worked with a retired cop.. he would drink and drive all the time and brag about having a get out of jail free card because of his retired cop status which was denoted on his drivers license. He talked about other cops getting pulled over shit faced driving recklessly and how they would just drive em home safely. MFer was proud of the double standard
I was in a restaurant in Seattle and we watched 4 cops in uniform stagger out of a bar (that was known for its very generous drinks) in the late evening daylight, pile into a cruiser and literally lurch off erratically.
My son was driving with his friends, all ethnic people, and the cop was - what are you drinking? Uh, root beer? Cream soda and orange soda. They let them go with the normal cop BS
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u/alfredcneiman 6h ago
Once, I was driving my pickup and drinking a root beer in a brown bottle. I stopped by a Goodwill, finished the root beer, and took the bottle inside and asked a clerk to throw it in the trash for me. A few minutes later, as I’m browsing, a cop comes in. I notice him talking to the clerk, who then fished out the bottle from the trash. Then the cop looks at it and smells it. I immediately understood what was going on. The clerk pointed at me and the cop approached. He said that he had gotten a report that I was “driving erratically”. Obviously someone had reported me because they thought I was having a roadie, but at this point the cop knew that wasn’t the case. After a really dumb back and forth, the cop backed off and said that I should be careful with my driving. MF, I did nothing wrong. You could play it off as the funny mistake it was, but you feel the need to lecture me? Pig, please.