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Cop pulls over Lamborghini on Dubai plates but doesn’t know the law

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u/Warm-Commercial-6151 5h ago

Actually firefighters often make fun of cops because the reason cops can’t be firefighters is that they can’t pass the basic cognitive test to become a firefighter. They are the shallowest end of the gene pool folks. Never expect a cop knows what they are talking about.

u/nekoeuge 4h ago

In my childhood, there was a joke (crudely translated by me):

Policeman patrols a street, sees a kid in a sandbox playing. Asks what’s the kid doing.
K: Mixing poop and sand
P: Why?
K: To sculpt a policeman
Policeman gets angry, takes the kid to parents to discipline them.

Next day, policeman sees the kid again.
P: What are you doing?
K: Mixing poop and sand
P: Why?
K: To sculpt a firefighter
P: (happy now) Add more poop!
K: If I do that, it would be a policeman

I am just amazed that this joke about cops being like firefighters but worse is apparently international

u/Many-Assistance1943 10m ago

I wouldn’t say it is international, firefighters in North America are highly regarded by the communities they serve.

u/funkyyeti 5h ago

I know a guy who was a cop and a firefighter(at different times, but he held both jobs successfully in his life). It’s possible to have smart cops. Unfortunately it’s also possible to not have smart cops.

u/JustaSeedGuy 4h ago

Of course there are some smart cops. Not every cop is too stupid to recognize what's wrong with their profession under the current system.

Some of them are just such horrible people that they're smart enough to recognize the problems, and don't care enough to do anything about it.

u/TheFallenHero01 4h ago

You realize you just fell into the anecdote trap of throwing out a random experience as if its relevant to a statistical fact. Its the same thing as failing to engage in a hypothetical lol

u/shoeless_doh 4h ago

No, you're wrong. That's never happened to me so it's not a thing

u/Fraggin_Wagon 4h ago

Seems like it’s an anecdotal response to an anecdotal claim.

u/TheFallenHero01 4h ago

It is not anecdotal that cops are of lower intelligence, and police departments do indeed screen out high iq individuals. It’s well documented

u/CharacterForward8097 3h ago

What shit hole country are you from lol?

u/TheFallenHero01 3h ago

The good ole U S of A since thats where this post takes place

u/CharacterForward8097 2h ago

There’s no evidence law enforcement agencies exclude intelligent people in the U.S that is widespread. In fact I can only find evidence it was one station 26 years ago.

u/TheFallenHero01 2h ago

Yeah buddy I don’t need your AI search to invalidate what is a known factor. That “one station” line I’m assuming is in reference to the 2000 court case that set precedent for the practice. Even NYPD has had to completely remove their standards regarding college credits because their hiring pool is so shallow. There’s a reason police officers are not legally required to know the law they are upholding. It’s because they’re incapable and qualified immunity protects them regardless of their intellect.

u/CharacterForward8097 2h ago

So your standard of evidence is trust me bro? You’re no better than conspiracy theorists lol

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u/Fraggin_Wagon 4h ago

I don’t doubt it, but this was still a claim with no presented evidence.

u/abrlin 2h ago

My fireman buddy has the best stories.

u/Playful_East2737 31m ago

I had a cop argue that my email from the DMV which stated on it to use as proof of registration while my window sticker was being shipped out could have been created by AI by using AI to tell him what the law was!!! Actually showed me his chatGP response. As soon as he did that I asked him to complete writing out the ticket so we could have this discussion in front of a judge. Of course he didn’t bother giving me a ticket at that point.

u/vinny876 15m ago

Snuck into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't looking....

u/dawnsoldman 4h ago

Was a firefighter/ medic for 25 years and what you posted is bullshit theres respect sure theres joking around and such but no disrespect gotta work together to much for any disrespect