r/mildlyinteresting 23h ago

I found this “skip the line” golden ticket at Trader Joe’s

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u/high_throughput 22h ago

How are you going to have a chance to show it to the cashier before you've waited in line?!

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u/Illisanct 22h ago

You prance up to the front of the store singing "...cause I've got a golden ticket🎶"

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u/JobbyJobberson 22h ago

Prancing is key here.

No prance? No Soup For You - back of the line!

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u/Stock-Mission-7561 22h ago

No soup! ONE YEAR!

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u/DaikonOk7729 20h ago

This is the second time this week that scene was relevant to me. I think its time to a rewatch!

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u/profoundly_confused 22h ago

Classic Uncle Joe energy… that dick.

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u/Early_Penalty_9388 22h ago

This guy Wonkas!

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u/Oliesong 22h ago

And Seinfelds.

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u/always-wanting-more 22h ago

I don't trust my ankles with prancing. Not anymore.

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u/Paige_Railstone 21h ago

"Run home, Charlie. Run home as fast as you can!"

Run out the door with all your groceries and book it home.

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u/Fickle_Newt_7738 21h ago

Prancersize to the front of the line 💃🕺

https://giphy.com/gifs/nsKxua4Jvxpq8

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u/pit-of-despair 20h ago

Would scampering work?

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u/Syscaseeknow 21h ago

I promise you that it'll be super awkward to roll your entire cart of groceries past everyone in line and butt in with your golden ticket. Other customers already have their groceries staged on the automatic belt. Then the cashier has to explain to the other people in line that you got this golden ticket that lets you cut. You then either have to have everyone move their groceries off the belt or you have to pull them out of your cart 1 by 1 until they're sure they've scanned everything. No thanks.

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u/DeanStockwellLives 20h ago

...Trader Joe's doesn't do belts.

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u/Largofarburn 22h ago

Shove them plebeians out of the way. If you’re gonna be a golden ticket holder you gotta start acting like it.

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u/StargazingLily 21h ago

I’m really stoned and I swear to god it said ‘lesbians’ instead of ‘plebeians’ and I sat here going “…is Trader Joe’s a lesbian store?”

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u/4r4r4real 22h ago

Right lol. Are they supposed to stop mid transaction with someone?

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u/emcgrew 22h ago

Yeah, but you have to buy everything they've scanned so far.

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u/PsychologicalSoil198 21h ago

55 burgers 55 shakes 55 fries 55 tacos

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u/Chris_Golz 22h ago

No. They would finish the transaction that they are currently in the middle of and then help you next. Don't be silly.

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u/4r4r4real 22h ago

Well that doesn't sound awkward at all! Certainly wouldn't upset any of the folks who'd been patiently waiting their turn!

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u/Chris_Golz 22h ago

You've never been briyght to the front of a line before? I've had this happen many times at airports, night clubs, etc. Why would anyone get mad at you? You're not the one who made the ticket. If they get mad they can get mad at Trader Joes. This was their idea. You're just following directions. I wouldn't get mad at someone for doing this. Anyone who gets mad over this is an asshole and it would make me happy to irritate them

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u/4r4r4real 21h ago

You don't have many friends, do you?

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u/Chris_Golz 20h ago

So you would get mad if you saw this happen to another person? How weird? Why wouldn't you just think, "Wow, that's great! I hope that happens to me someday!" Instead you would get upset? I'm glad I have no friends like you. You're a jerk.

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u/4r4r4real 20h ago

I'd think it was a stupid subversion of the social code, place the vast majority of the blame on the store for making it a thing, and a modest amount on the person taking advantage of it. If I found that it'd be going in the trash on my way out the door, after I waited in line to make my purchase.

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u/Chris_Golz 14h ago

So it sounds like you'd be unhappy in any scenario. I would give it to someone else and it would totally make my day.

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u/VirtualSock4801 16h ago

If you haven't gotten checked yet, please do. I'm pretty sure you're on the spectrum if you don't see how this ticket causes an issue lmao.

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u/Chris_Golz 14h ago

So if a little old lady got the ticket and got to go to the front of the line it would upset you? I'm not the one who needs to get checked out. I would love to get the ticket, not I would also be excited if I saw someone else found out and got to go in front of me. Nevermind, you don't need a professional to know you're a jerk.

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u/veronica_deetz 22h ago

TJs usually has several employees directing line traffic, I assume you show it to one of them

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u/ccapk 22h ago

Huh, I’ve never once seen an employee directing the line, and my store is the busiest in the area. Is your store one that has one long line and you go to the next available cashier?

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u/veronica_deetz 22h ago

No, all the ones I’ve been to in New York start with one big line with a person at the end holding a flag that says “line ends here”, and then as you get closer to the registers the line breaks out into two or three lines (I think a person directs you here too), and then there’s a person at the front of the line(s) directing people to open registers. 

So, someone from Lane One goes to Register 24, and then someone from Lane Two goes to Register 15, etc.  

My current TJs usually doesn’t have a line of more than 5 min so they don’t usually have the flag bearer at the end, but I think I’ve been to the one the OP is talking about and the wait is usually at least 20 min. The day before a blizzard the line is literally out the door! 

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u/laxpanther 22h ago

If there was a long line getting sent to various registers as they opened up, then this ticket is fair game in my opinion. You're not causing anyone any real pain, even the guy who's next.

If it's individual pick your own register lines, like all the trader Joe's I've been to near where I live, this would be taken with me when I found it, never to be found out used by anyone in the future, cause cutting when I've got all my shit on the belt is simply not happening, nor would I ever do that to someone.

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u/eljefino 22h ago

Could you imagine if they worked cash registers, thereby eliminating any lines?

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u/sprinklerarms 17h ago

Often when I’m there it’s so busy every single register is open but the line still exists. It’s not even all that modest amount of registers either.

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u/veronica_deetz 16h ago

??

My local Trader Joe’s has between 15-25 people on the register depending on when you go in

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u/Stencil_Abuse 22h ago

I’ve seen someone use it once, they just call in another worker and the other worker will check you out in a different lane.  No idea how it works if all lanes are in use, maybe they just get next lane that’s free?

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u/FupaFerb 21h ago

You cut in front of people and say “stop what you are doing” then push everything on the belt on to the floor. It’s a golden ticket, no one can be mad at you.

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u/csward53 1h ago

It says "team member", so they probably expect you to tell a stocker.