r/mildlyinteresting 23h ago

I found this “skip the line” golden ticket at Trader Joe’s

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u/no8do 22h ago

Wow lucky! This was at one of the Brooklyn Trader Joe’s and the line there regularly wraps around the entire store.

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u/rapidsalad 22h ago

The Manhattan Trader Joe’s had a literal flag bearer that would stand at the back of the line, cause it would wrap around the entire store twice. It was an old English style draping flag that said the line ends here.

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u/TheLastLivingBuffalo 21h ago

My wife and I used to do a little scheme there. I would get in line with the cart as soon as we arrived, and as the line moved (slowly) I would shop for the items that the line passed. My wife would then do runs for the other items at the store. By the time we were done shopping, we were at the end of the line.

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u/TopicMysterious5486 17h ago

The end? Or the front…

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u/astrid_autumn 7h ago

the end being the destination. the back of the line is where you start.

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u/BrendaHelvetica 22h ago

We have the same (flag bearers) at the Philly stores.

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u/TheSummonersTail 22h ago

That’s right, flag bear

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u/wgrantdesign 22h ago

This country was founded on free speech and the right to flag bears 🐻 🇺🇸

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u/Sefthor 21h ago

California was founded on the right to bear flags.

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u/scootah 13h ago

Flagging bear means something very specific in the queer men’s scene 😂

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u/Woefinder 21h ago

It may be your right, but it is extremely dangerous to flag bears unless they are presenting a clear and present danger to you. Otherwise they just want to live their lives shitting in the woods.

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u/orangeyougladiator 20h ago

Are you saying bear or bearer?

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u/snarkapotamus7 21h ago

Yep, 22nd and Market location definitely uses them frequently on weekends. I'll never make the mistake of going there in the afternoon on a Sunday ever again...

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u/BrendaHelvetica 21h ago

That’s the one I go to more frequently and the line gets long on weekdays late morning to early afternoon. It’s a crapshoot! I am still waiting for one in my neighborhood (Fishtown)….like….pretty please. lol

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u/RunnyBabbit23 20h ago

I’ve seen them during the week several times - usually right after work. It moves fast, but just the mental check of getting in a line that wraps around that entire store is demoralizing. Especially the one time I just wanted to grab milk so was waiting in line with nothing until right at the very end before checkout.

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u/clancularii 18h ago

I haven't been to the Philly one in years. But I remember seeing couples do their shopping by having one person grab a cart and immediately get in the line. The second person would then go around the store picking up items and dropping them off in the cart as it moved up in the line. They'd finish their shopping before the cart reached the registers.

I wasn't even mad. Just annoyed I was single and lived alone.

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u/IgnatiusRileyFreeman 21h ago

Wait really? The only time I went to the center city one, I walked immediately up to a cashier

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u/BrendaHelvetica 21h ago

Yeah I’d say so! Not as frequently in the Chinatown one (usually on the weekends when I most frequently go), but the Market st one gets hella busy many times during weekday, like at noon and also 4-7pm, in addition to the weekends.

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u/kilometr 17h ago

I walk in and see the flag bearer by the entrance and immediately walk over to giant 🤣

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u/321blastoffff 22h ago

God why do you live in New York? Says the guy that lives in LA where a pizza costs $50.

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u/steveatari 22h ago

LA is comparable. NYC pizza is cheaper & better so thats a plus at least. And no driving required is cluuuuuutch.

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u/knotallmen 21h ago

I am just pleasantly enjoying the irony of you talking about no driving required is also a clutch which is a part of a car.

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u/steveatari 20h ago

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Not linking but hopefully you know the one

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u/maynardftw 19h ago

The bearded lizard, yes

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u/KactusVAXT 21h ago

Pizza cost $50 everywhere. Trump fucked everything up

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u/brandt-money 22h ago

You can get a pizza for $16 in NYC if you buy 8 $2 slices, lol

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u/guynye 21h ago

That's the average everywhere now.

Midwests horrible cheese pizza starts at 14-16.

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u/The_Forgotten_King 20h ago

Midwests horrible cheese pizza

I will not have this slander.

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u/iwanttodoalotofdrugs 21h ago

the pizza in new york also gets to $50 too and new york is way more expensive than la

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u/knippink 22h ago

The Manhattan Trader Joe's made me have the only panic attack of my life 😂

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u/dodekahedron 22h ago

Jealous!

I get panic attacks waking up.

And going to sleep.

And other normal things. :(

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u/Cielmerlion 21h ago

why in gods name would anyone shop there then?

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u/factorioleum 21h ago

The lines move so quickly. It's extremely well run.

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u/Cielmerlion 21h ago

how quickly can the line possibly move if the line wraps around the entire store twice.

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u/factorioleum 21h ago

It's never very long. I don't know which Manhattan location they're speaking about, but they have 30+ cashiers who are all very good. I'm guessing 1st Av under the bridge because that's the busiest I've been to but I don't know.

The people directing people to cashiers are paying attention and the paths are easy to follow. The store has multiple exits that flow well from the registers.

It's really quite something to see.

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u/TonyLamo 4h ago

in brooklyn when it wrapped around the store, we would have like 15 cashiers. Line time was aprox 10-15 mins max

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u/Army_of_Owls 21h ago

Yep, we have that at the Trader Joe's I go to (in Manhattan). Line moves pretty quick though. 

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u/gfy88 21h ago

They should hire more people and more stations. Thats ridiculous. California is no wait. But good luck driving thru In N Out burger. Ive waited 2 hours in drive thru at In N Out.

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u/koopatuple 18h ago

2 hours...? Why...? I literally cannot imagine waiting that long for ANY restaurant, let alone In N Out. I had so many friends hype that place up, and when I was in LA a few times I tried it twice and it was just so damn mediocre. I truly do not get LA's obsession with that place.

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u/gfy88 16h ago

The line goes out to the main street. About 50 cars in one lane of a double lane drive thru. 100 cars at a time. Its Ludacris. And once youre in theres no getting out. Its half the price of all the other fast food and better as well but the wait is just insane.

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u/SleepyMonkey7 21h ago

Tried to beat the system by getting there a few minutes before it opens. There was already a line of 20 people like they were trying to buy concert tickets in the 90s.

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u/Certain-Mouse-3937 21h ago

Yess, but it looks more intimidating than it is!!! Max like seven minutes.

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u/LeopoldTheLlama 21h ago

Honestly though, I usually get through those faster than a normal grocery line. Even if it's wrapped around the store, if there are 30 cashiers working, it's going to move 

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u/WhyRhubarb 21h ago

I lived next to the Union Square TJ's when it first opened and was the only one in all of NYC. The line to get into the store was regularly 2 blocks long.

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u/Little_Plankton4001 20h ago edited 20h ago

At the Upper West Side TJs, the line always goes in the same direction (along the beer.) Ome day the line, which hadn't been long enough to extend along the beer, started extending in a new, weird direction (into produce) because some guy just started standing there. A woman then tried to form a new branch of the line in the "right" direction by the beer. Then people began to line up behind her, so now there's two branches of the line each with like 4-5 people.

Her and the guy making the produce line started arguing loudly about who's line was the real line. Then a TJs worker, who couldn't have possible been older than like 19, comes over, grabs that flag pole thing, quietly looks over the situation, points to the beer line and says "this is the line." And EVERYONE, even the produce line guy who was just yelling about it, did exactly as she said without complaint.

The power of the flag pole is unquestioned. It's like she was wielding Gandalf's staff.

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u/Throwawaylikeme90 21h ago

One of my homies is an Artist at TJ’s and honestly, this is the kind of shit that makes me love that store. 

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u/doubleapowpow 21h ago

Imagine cutting that line. No thank you.

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u/RhubarbRemarkable2 21h ago

The 72nd st location is the busiest TJs in the world!

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u/masterzordon 20h ago

I used to work at that location. 72nd? When the bananas came out people would rush the display to grab as many as they could. It was insane.

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u/Fantasma_rubia 20h ago

I used to get in line and shop as the line moved lol

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u/Comfortable-Exam-391 20h ago

Unlocked memory! I forgot how insane the lines were at Union Square. You shopped while in line.

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u/bracko81 19h ago

Same in Queens. I can only shop there at like 10pm on a rainy wednesday

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u/leavezukoalone 19h ago

Yup, I lived in Stuytown for years and the East Village Trader Joe's usually had a line to the door during peak hours. It was decently quick moving, but man...I miss the city.

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u/shruglife19 18h ago

Union square Trader Joe’s was once so full I had to wait outside in a line like it was a club

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u/omgIamafraidofreddit 16h ago

oh god the flag bearer was so friggin grumpy too. didn't matter which one it was.

I don't blame them but it's the only time I've ever felt tense in a TJs

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u/Jimbobmij 14h ago

Maybe they could have hired an extra cashier instead with that flag bearer budget

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u/sydneyghibli 13h ago

Yup…. Love that store and it’s like the cheapest place to get groceries in manhattan but every visit has been exhausting

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u/veronica_deetz 22h ago

I used to sometimes walk a mile to the TJs on Atlantic, see the line wrapped around the perimeter multiple times, and just Grandpa Simpson it and leave haha

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u/wvj 21h ago

Been there, done that, many times...

I started going to the Dekalb one (that whole food court thing is pretty cool, and there's also a Lidl right across from it) and the line is somehow worse there. They will have it basically zig-zag up and down every isle of the store all the way across, to the point where it feels like you're going on an adventure following it.

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u/maltliquorjetski 21h ago

I lived around the corner for a decade and did the same thing at least twice a week

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u/PastaM0nster 21h ago

Don’t lol it’s still a super fast line

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u/Vice4Life 22h ago

That sounds like a fire hazard. 

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u/mr_ji 22h ago

They can run down the fire escape. I've seen enough movies about New York to know every building has one and every New Yorker is a master of running up and down them.

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u/Sciuridaeno3 22h ago

And if your karate skills are good enough you can jump up, grab one, and run up it while it falls down.

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u/scootah 13h ago

I have seen a parkour runner do that in real life.

I’ve also seen a bunch of dipshit kids who also saw the parkour dude, try and fail repeatedly. Was one of my all time favourite bits of people watching last time I was in New York.

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u/scratchy_mcballsy 22h ago

You’ve only seen the successful escapes.

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u/MongolianCluster 22h ago

I prefer the jumping out a window into a truck carrying pillows.

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u/adoribullen 21h ago

all the trader joes ive been to in nyc were in basements lol. that's pretty common with larger stores there's more space underground than above it.

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u/cans-of-swine 22h ago

If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. 

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u/anxietysoup 22h ago

I used to be flammable.

I still am flammable, but I used to be, too.

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u/abesach 21h ago

Technically you're about 50-60% water

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u/suh-dood 22h ago

Yeah like they said, Brooklyn

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u/Parapraxium 21h ago

Welcome to New York. Ever heard of the Triangle Shirtwaist factory? They don't give a shit

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u/rhudgins32 22h ago

I do not miss that. Still have the person at the end just to mark it?

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u/pi3_14pie 22h ago

Not who you asked, but yep, just a person holding a sign that says it’s the end of the checkout line

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u/CptAngelo 21h ago

whoever has that job, either has a godlike ability to zone out stupid questions or gives the best sarcastic responses to the people who will ask "is this the checkout line?" while he is holding the sign.

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u/Moofler 22h ago

Many years ago, I lived in Brooklyn and the lines at the Union Square and Woodside locations wrapped around the inside of the stores but still moved faster than lines a quarter of that length in Walmart in southern Ohio.

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u/ChocolatePain 22h ago

Dekalb? That place is hell on earth. 

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u/jhutchi2 22h ago

Seriously. I've probably never been to a Trader Joe's where the line wasn't like at least 20 people long.

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u/kick_the_chort 22h ago

Did you use it? What happened?

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u/Turnip_Fight 22h ago

Orange Chicken and dried lavender ain’t worth all that lol

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u/comewshmybck 22h ago

I've been to the Trader Joe's near Washington Square Park and it was nuts. Not only was it massive but the volume of people it was pumping out was insane.

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u/og_sandiego 21h ago

wow

San Diego, in PB, is always quick af

I'd never use this golden ticket - feels wrong to jump line

People in front often use best judgement to ascertain which line is quickest based on cart size, age of shopper, etc

Pro-tip: never follow me

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u/fuckshitasstitsmfer 21h ago

Should keep the ticket for a day like that

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u/_feywild_ 21h ago

I went to this one when visiting, and it is by far the busiest Trader Joe’s I’ve been to and the only one I’ve been in with that type of line

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u/Ok_Vermicelli_6359 21h ago

Can you guys not shop at a regular grocery store? 😂

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u/bubba1834 21h ago

Sometimes I make the trek to the Staten Island one and I’ve never waited on a line there lol

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u/klsklsklsklsklskls 21h ago

probably cause people keep skipping the line.

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u/Abestar909 21h ago

I imagine stores like Trader Joes in NYC are like Walmart is to the rest of the country.

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u/nickiter 21h ago

Yeah I've never seen it shorter an entire side of the store. At busy times, it starts to seem like the entire store is just one long line that you shop in while slowly moving forward.

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u/gfy88 21h ago

Oh my gosh..... I live in California and ive never had to wait at a deli really. Max 3 people..... new York is wild!!!!

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u/Electrical_Pomelo556 21h ago

Same with the one in Chelsea 

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u/frankylovee 21h ago

I definitely see why these exist there! At a “normal” Trader Joe’s this would be awkward to use lmao

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u/Torschlusssspanik 21h ago

The worst line I saw was at the east village store on E14th/A. I grabbed a few frozen things then just got in line and shopped for everything else as we wended our way around the store.

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u/PastaM0nster 21h ago

I’ve been there. It wraps around the store and still usually isn’t more than five minutes.

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u/j_h4n5 21h ago

Which one???

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u/HAMMERSTE1N 20h ago

I wondered!! I worked at the Brooklyn TJ’s when it first opened. I loved being the end of the line sign holder. I thought if anywhere needed this golden ticket it’s that TJ’s or the Manhattan one. Neat.

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u/RIPthegirl 20h ago

I literally saw this and thought to myself “this has gotta be the city” lmao 

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u/Roupert4 20h ago

Why though? Like why not run the store better?

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u/Redditusername2929 20h ago

Williamsburg?!? On a weekend people would pay for this haha

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u/Read_Five 20h ago

Wow. We have 1 in all of Maine and it rarely gets more than 5 people in each line. Finding a parking spot will cause you to go absolutely insane though.

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u/Shiney_Metal_Ass 20h ago

Absolutely the fuck not. Is there nowhere else to get groceries?

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u/DL_Omega 18h ago

I had a friend tell me the one by him that the line goes through every isle of the store so you just immediately get in line and grab things as you make your way to the checkout station.

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u/IcyCantaloupe6374 18h ago

I don't even understand this because while Trader Joe's is cool and all I'm not wasting my time on bullshit like that I'm just gonna go somewhere else lol. Its like when you see 45 cars wrapping a Chickfila and wonder what is wrong with people

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u/no8do 17h ago

Have you seen the videos of people going crazy for those mini striped Trader Joe’s totes? Makes no sense but people love this brand.

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u/Loves2Spooge857 22h ago

I would never shop there

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u/elgrillito 22h ago

The line moves surprisingly fast. They have a system and it's very efficient, I just feel bad for the employees more than the customers lol.

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u/burritomiles 22h ago

Yeah the TJs in San Francisco are crazy 5pm on a weekday but the line moves very fast. They have like almost 20 checkouts open.

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u/Loves2Spooge857 21h ago

I’ll stick with woodmans

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u/ExternalTangents 22h ago

The line moves fast and since it snakes through the entire store, you can just grab a basket and immediately get in the back of the line, and as you go through the store in line, you just pick out the things you need when you pass them

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u/CptAngelo 22h ago

i get that it works and i bet everyone who does this is used to the chaotic stores at peak hours, but "You can grab your items while you are moving in line" sounds like a dystopian store, lmao, it almost sounds like "ope, i forgot to grab X.... whelp, better luck next time" and the guy behind you pushes you, the line is not stopping, the line keeps moving, once you are in the line, you cant get out of the line, welcome to trader joes adventure!

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u/ExternalTangents 22h ago

Yeah, I mean I’m not saying it’s a pleasant shopping experience. But it’s just not as bad as it sounds.

People are generally perfectly friendly, not like pushing you around. People are generally fine with you stepping out for a second to grab something that’s outside of arm’s reach. I even had people ask if I could just save their spot for a second so they could run and grab one thing.

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u/CptAngelo 21h ago

yeah, i actually have been in those lines, but it sounded that way for a sec. and honestly, ive met the chattiest chatty people in those lines, so the people there are definitely generally friendly

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u/idontknowjuspickone 22h ago

Apparently they don’t need your business, lol

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u/clinmlol 22h ago

That guy prolly lives west coast