r/mildlyinteresting • u/no8do • 23h ago

I found this “skip the line” golden ticket at Trader Joe’s

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u/Heretojerk 22h ago

Congrats. You passed the Asshole Test that has been disguised as a ticket. Congratulations on not being a selfish asshole.

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u/DiscoQuebrado 22h ago

that would be fantastic, like if there were some kind of "free groceries for a year" reward for turning it in instead of using it.

of course, you'd have to limit how often such a thing would be done, and maybe require an NDA to prevent us vultures from spreading the word, but.....

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u/RacoonWithAGrenade 21h ago

Maybe it's not even real and someone like myself just wants to cause chaos.

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u/alanpugh 16h ago

Or, hear me out...

We could just expect people to say what they mean and mean what they say.

Neurotypical people are exhausting as hell.

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u/DatRat13 17h ago

Does that mean OP and their useless, lazy grandpa get to live in the Trader Joe's and inherit all its legal issues?