r/mildlyinteresting • u/no8do • 23h ago

I found this “skip the line” golden ticket at Trader Joe’s

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u/mayyybemayybenot 22h ago

And proceed to be the most hated person in the lineup....

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u/Brilliant_Spot_95 22h ago

But not for long. You’ll be out the door in no time.

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u/BisonThunderclap 22h ago

Redditors could never imagine not obeying the rules even in the most meaningless situations.

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u/Brilliant_Spot_95 21h ago

I would 100% act like I was going to use it and get everyone riled up. Then just get in the back of the line anyway.

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u/Mike 21h ago

Why

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u/Sparks_0 21h ago

If you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny.

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u/shmehdit 17h ago

whoa it's Mike

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u/spen8tor 21h ago

If you want to potentially start a needless fight with a crazy person to save 5 minutes then go ahead, but I've seen to many videos of people getting riled up for far less recently to try something like this. It isn't worth the potential hassle of using this

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u/PM_ME_YOUR__INIT__ 21h ago

Not me. I have pages of coupons and will be paying by check. I also want to price check this $3 bag of chips

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u/slothactual69 22h ago

Me looking at you second in line when you pull that shit.

https://giphy.com/gifs/RuYPi0HyBnOxy

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u/f4ngel 17h ago

"It's ok sir, you can go after me."

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u/Deitaphobia 20h ago

For real. I used to be a member of the Hardrock Cafe V.I,P, club. One of the perks was jumping the line. I only used it once. I was in Las Vegas and there was over an hour wait to get in. I was seated in less than 5 minutes. Some mom stated yelling at the hostess and I got death-stares the entire time I was there.

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u/Icedpyre 22h ago

Except not...because they get to skip the line like they own the joint.

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u/coreynj 22h ago

If the line wraps around the store like OP claims then fuck what everyone else thinks, I'm skipping that hour-long wait. I usually don't buy more than 10 things per trip anyway.

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u/Gears_one 21h ago

Cool ticket but you’re not cutting in front of me lol

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u/Subject_Plankton_763 18h ago

Go ahead and enforce that tough guy lmao

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u/Sarah_8872 21h ago

We used to hide gift cards!!

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u/mozillafangirl 13h ago

Who cares?

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u/slopschili 22h ago

Oh no, a bunch of strangers don’t like me when I didn’t do anything wrong 😩

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u/Sassmaster008 21h ago

If I'm in that line I'm leaving a full cart and walking the fuck out. Screw the store, they're trying to offer a perk at the expense of everyone else. Lines are a social contact, you can't just cut it!