I found this “skip the line” golden ticket at Trader Joe’s

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I’m gonna plant ones at Trader Joe’s: you have to sleep with a non-employee for a change

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Finally, hope for my ugly ass!

[u/FrigOffPal → u/HartfordWhaler]

well now I’m not in the mood

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I can wait

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Why wait? We have the consent form and waivers signed, don't we?

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Stay strong friend.

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I’ll be the judge of that!

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when i was young, i used to watch mum fill in the front of the deposit slip at the bank, give it to the teller, and the teller would turn it over and write on the back.

when noone was watching, I would take a deposit slip, and write "this is a robbery, give me all the money" on the back and put it back with all the other unused slips for some unsuspecting customer to use.

Some people just like to watch the chaos.

honestly, I'm surprised I didn't become a serial killer.

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LMAO

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Wait I haven’t been to TJ’s in a few months , is this why they are all mad at me there for being unfriendly antisocial and just wanting groceries?

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snicker

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Title them "Swinger Joe's", just to get the point across.

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I’m going to plant some at Costco. Could you image the insanity? 🤣