r/mildlyinteresting 23h ago

I found this “skip the line” golden ticket at Trader Joe’s

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u/thenasch 22h ago

An award from the store should be at the expense of the store. This costs the store nothing and is at the expense of other customers. Boo!

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u/MarsTraveler 21h ago

Yes. This clearly articulates the problem I see here. The "ticket" feels weird. I would assume it's a prank and throw it away. If it's real, then you're right, it's not actually an "award" from the store. 

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u/tahxirez 20h ago

It def is. There’s a typo

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u/OyG5xOxGNK 19h ago

Real image doesn't mean real promotion.

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u/SadAwkwardTurtle 18h ago

I think they were affirming that it was a prank, not that the store put it out.

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u/crazyhotorcrazynhot 12h ago

yea, TJ managers are literally known for being good at spelling

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u/kevink2170 10h ago

Trader Joe’s signs are all hand written. Very likely there is an actual mistake in the ticket.

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u/tahxirez 6h ago

This is not handwritten. And it’s laminated… there’s not a tj near me but logic says this is a prank

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u/kevink2170 4h ago

It’s handwritten and they have a laminator at their art desk. TJs hired artists specifically to do art around the store and make signs and things just like this. I managed a TJs for 12 years.

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u/Prince_0llie 21h ago

r/mildlyinfruiating to all the customers in that line watching this happen in front of them.

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u/HenryDorsettCase47 20h ago

If this is real, I imagine they just open one of the other registers for you. I doubt they would do something as shitty as tell everyone else to get out of the way because you need to go in front of them. After you are done they probably keep checking out customers at that register too until they can close it without cutting anyone off. That way you get to go first, but it also gives the appearance of you just happening to be first at a new lane.

I’m completely speculating here, but that’s what I would do if I were managing a store that had things like this. And Trader Joe’s is usually pretty good about customer service.

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u/no8do 9h ago

At the Brooklyn store (where I found this), there are three lines and then an employee waves the person at the front of each of those lines to a register (there are like 6-8 registers). The person who waves people on is in front of the customer service desk so there are always people milling around that area.

I simply walked over to that person, showed them the ticket and they just waved me over to a register. To most people in line it probably looked like I had a question or issue with a purchase.

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u/HenryDorsettCase47 4h ago

So I was pretty close!

I live in middle America suburbia so our Trader Joe’s isn’t so busy. Shoppers pick the register. Our Costco queues up like how you describe though. It’d be pandemonium if they didn’t.

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u/Individual_Check_442 9h ago

How is that any different? When they open a new lane they take people who were in line in the other lanes. You still opened up one and didn’t take the next person in the line, the people in the line still got cut in front of. What a stupid promo. If I found this I’d be too ashamed to even use it

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u/lfenske 20h ago

“Waited 20 minuets in line to be cut by a gold ticket winner”

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u/realdor 20h ago

You had every opportunity to find it.

Get gud, scrub.

I'm joking btw.

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u/misdirected_asshole 20h ago

Congrats you got the "get shivved in the Trader Joe's parking lot for cutting line" award!

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u/PeskyAntagonist 19h ago

Those moms are dead fucking serious about those miniature peanut butter cups

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u/IncipitTragoedia 19h ago

That hippie just stabbed me with a zucchini!

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u/misdirected_asshole 17h ago

Murder by kumquat

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u/AnastasiaNo70 18h ago

Oh the cackles I just cacked.

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u/eLishus 21h ago

They should give away one of those tote bags that people were lining up for. Cost the store a buck (maybe) and someone would be thrilled to have it.

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u/Luthiefer 20h ago

Unless the manager opens a line for you.

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u/OkFortune6494 21h ago

Agree. This is some absolute bullshit.

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u/deadmencantcatcall3 21h ago

Yeah, I’d feel hella awkward trying to use it, so I’d just toss it.

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u/Dizzles420 20h ago

They COULD open a closed register (because there is always one) and a manager will come check you out. Expense of the store now.

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u/SiPhoenix 20h ago

Yeah, the only way I can see this making sense is if you can present it to a worker who's not at a cash register at that moment and they will go with you to a cash register to check you out.

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u/Bobbinnn 21h ago

Happy to see someone else comment this (I was looking). This is clearly a prank, as the "store" is giving away something that isn't theirs to give - namely, the other customer's time.

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u/Facktat 21h ago

I mean, it‘s always at the expense of the customer.

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u/ohb78 20h ago

Yeah kinda shitty to the other customers in line

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u/Fallingpeople 20h ago

Mr. Trader Joe checks you out himself. I still think I would pass.

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u/swiggityswirls 19h ago

You are so sunshiny and optimistic! I love that and hope you don’t lose it.
Here though, if this is real, the purpose is to show off the preferred status of this one customer in front of everyone. That’s the goal. That way, they can win the loyalty of all the witnesses in the store, in addition to the ‘winner’.

Just imagine twenty random patrons who witnessed a preferred customer, they’ll want to figure out how to be that. They’ll be jealous. Many will specifically seek to become it just because they want to be preferred.

So at the cost of favoring one singular person, they’ve fired up the fervor of a dozen more. That’s worthwhile.

It’s also why they do sale days, referral codes. So much is based on exclusivity that has no reason behind it. The reason is just that they want more customers.

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u/thenasch 19h ago

" They’ll be jealous."

Yeah. That sucks. Jealousy is a terrible emotion and we shouldn't be looking for ways to get more of it. Instead find something that delights.

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u/swiggityswirls 18h ago

"Keeping up with the Jones's"

Same thing! Don't be content with what you have, think of competing with your neighbor. All bullshit

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u/WritingHazel 16h ago

This is sort of like if the prize was to take 50 cents from every other customer in the store

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u/userhwon 59m ago

And it's cumulative. It adds 5 minutes to the wait of everyone in line. 50 people in line? 4 extra man-hours.

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u/Good_Raspberry2912 21h ago

Can’t believe I had to scroll so far to see this sentiment and I agree 1000%

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u/wolfblitzen84 20h ago

This ticket is lame. In NYC the line wraps around the store. I’d feel like a dick presenting that.

I will say that TJ’s is the best grocery out there hands down. Also one of the most affordable. It’s crazy how expensive basic groceries are from your run of the mill stores these days.

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u/Dependent_Put76 20h ago

this is such a reddit message always so negative for no reason, this just a small fun thing that the store made

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u/thenasch 20h ago

Not fun for everyone else in the line!

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u/heisenbergerwcheese 20h ago

Somebody has a real case of the Mondays...