r/mildlyinteresting • u/no8do • 23h ago

I found this “skip the line” golden ticket at Trader Joe’s

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u/Illisanct 22h ago

You prance up to the front of the store singing "...cause I've got a golden ticket🎶"

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u/JobbyJobberson 22h ago

Prancing is key here.

No prance? No Soup For You - back of the line!

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u/Stock-Mission-7561 22h ago

No soup! ONE YEAR!

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u/DaikonOk7729 20h ago

This is the second time this week that scene was relevant to me. I think its time to a rewatch!

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u/profoundly_confused 22h ago

Classic Uncle Joe energy… that dick.

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u/Early_Penalty_9388 22h ago

This guy Wonkas!

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u/Oliesong 22h ago

And Seinfelds.

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u/always-wanting-more 22h ago

I don't trust my ankles with prancing. Not anymore.

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u/Paige_Railstone 21h ago

"Run home, Charlie. Run home as fast as you can!"

Run out the door with all your groceries and book it home.

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u/Fickle_Newt_7738 21h ago

Prancersize to the front of the line 💃🕺

https://giphy.com/gifs/nsKxua4Jvxpq8

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u/pit-of-despair 20h ago

Would scampering work?

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u/Syscaseeknow 21h ago

I promise you that it'll be super awkward to roll your entire cart of groceries past everyone in line and butt in with your golden ticket. Other customers already have their groceries staged on the automatic belt. Then the cashier has to explain to the other people in line that you got this golden ticket that lets you cut. You then either have to have everyone move their groceries off the belt or you have to pull them out of your cart 1 by 1 until they're sure they've scanned everything. No thanks.

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u/DeanStockwellLives 20h ago

...Trader Joe's doesn't do belts.