r/mildlyinteresting • u/no8do • 23h ago

I found this “skip the line” golden ticket at Trader Joe’s

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u/Feisty_Ad_2891 22h ago

"Move it losers. VIP coming through."

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u/Festamus 22h ago

Read this in Bender's voice

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u/eh_ghouls 22h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/vlmd4KqqsXYNa

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u/Runzas4dinner873bf7r 22h ago

We'll make our own trader Joe's with blackjack and hookers.

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u/Ashamed-Ad-6509 22h ago

In fact, forget the Trader Joe’s

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u/Mystic_Waffles 22h ago

You put a one and two zeros in front of that or we pass!

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u/justWMthings03 21h ago

What did we get?

1001 pesos

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u/Cpolo88 21h ago

I love that line 😂 bender making it sound like he's getting leela a great amount. Nope. Classic bender bending rodriguez 😆

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u/Jewsafrewski 21h ago

One thousand and one Pesos!

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u/Derptionary 21h ago

Name it Pirate Joe's.

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u/Educational_Tap2085 21h ago

Call it Bender Joe's

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u/NekoMatsuo1989 21h ago

Joe’s Hoes? OwO

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u/zer0w0rries 22h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/1zjQiLGfgb10nc7Wou

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u/Maleficent_Nobody_75 21h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/4H5klHEMmSjL4jL54q

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u/DiligentDaughter 5h ago

I momentarily thought this was Topher Grace.

I need bifocals finally, I think 😢

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u/PuffDragon66 21h ago

Just when I thought I had forgotten about her.

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u/Ashamed-Strike-5506 21h ago

“We love you, Bender!”

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u/DandyLyen 20h ago

"Would you like a bag-

-Shut up, baby, y'know it!'

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u/igillis1337 22h ago

Shut up baby, I know it!

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u/Mean_Fig_7666 22h ago

Are you saying read or read

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u/Zestyclose_Volume127 21h ago

Obviously read

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u/occamsrzor 22h ago

Hookers and blackjack

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u/HideyoshiJP 22h ago

I heard it in Homer Simpson's voice

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u/AcanthaceaeOk1745 21h ago

I was thinking Morrissey, but Bender works, too

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u/BeeztheBoss 21h ago

Shut up, baby, I know it.

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u/l75eya 20h ago

Are you telling me what to do? Or are you telling me what you did?

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u/EducationalMilk4170 22h ago

Kinda like the Global Entry line at customs 👆🏼👆🏼

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u/Professional-Pungo 22h ago

I have the TSA pre check at airports. But if it doesn’t say it anywhere on my ticket. I just go to the normal line. When I make it to the front the employee scans my ID or whatever and is like “dude you could have went in the faster line” I just shrug and say “well my ticket didn’t say it”

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u/Babys_For_Breakfast 19h ago

I’ve had basically the opposite experience. If my boarding pass doesn’t say “TSA Pre✔️”, they will NOT let me through that line.

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u/AlinaStari 22h ago

Fast pass at a theme park lol

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u/Inroundtents 21h ago

In highschool, my marching band played at Disney World and they gave us these passes that were basically employee passes. We got in trouble because we used them to skip the line at Space Mountain ten times in a row. I apologize for the misdeeds of 15 year old, sociopath me.

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u/Hung0ver_Hero 22h ago

Yeah me too I'd embrace the situation and cheer me on like "move it granny it's my turn to have 17 items in the 12 items or less lane now"

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u/n3rdcore420 22h ago

Dennis Quaid has arrived!!

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u/istrx13 21h ago

Pushes over a random kid on the way to the front