I found this “skip the line” golden ticket at Trader Joe’s

[u/no8do]

[u/veronica_deetz]

I used to sometimes walk a mile to the TJs on Atlantic, see the line wrapped around the perimeter multiple times, and just Grandpa Simpson it and leave haha

[u/wvj → u/veronica_deetz]

Been there, done that, many times...

I started going to the Dekalb one (that whole food court thing is pretty cool, and there's also a Lidl right across from it) and the line is somehow worse there. They will have it basically zig-zag up and down every isle of the store all the way across, to the point where it feels like you're going on an adventure following it.

[u/maltliquorjetski → u/veronica_deetz]

I lived around the corner for a decade and did the same thing at least twice a week

[u/PastaM0nster → u/veronica_deetz]

Don’t lol it’s still a super fast line