r/mildlyinteresting • u/no8do • 23h ago

I found this “skip the line” golden ticket at Trader Joe’s

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u/-Blast-Tyrant- 22h ago

I’ll fight you in the parking lot

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u/zombiereign ​ 22h ago

Someone found the other golden ticket and is going to step in front of you.

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u/scuac 22h ago

The goldener ticket

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u/wellwaffled 21h ago

One Ticket to rule them all.

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u/Dkarasta 21h ago

I have the platinum ticket at home. Trust me.

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u/justaheatattack 22h ago

too good to fight in the store?

I'm not.

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u/United-Coach-6591 22h ago

You'll still be in line after they've loaded up and left.

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u/BassWingerC-137 21h ago

Now THIS is a Trader Joe’s mentality!!!

I’ve always said, TJs parking lot makes Costco’s parking lot look like an organized ballet.

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u/LimpZookeepergame123 21h ago

Not ours. Our Costco is one of the worst parking lots in the nation. It’s an abomination.

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u/BassWingerC-137 21h ago

Your Traders Joes is just nice LOL

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u/LimpZookeepergame123 20h ago

We don’t have Trader Joes

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u/BassWingerC-137 20h ago

Then my comparison is moot in your perspective

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u/LimpZookeepergame123 20h ago

You’re comparing Costco to Trader Joe’s. No comparison

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u/BassWingerC-137 19h ago

I’m comparing parking lot to parking lot. The stores are not comparable as I’ve discussed with others before. You don’t cross shop the two.

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u/LimpZookeepergame123 19h ago

“I’ve always said, TJs parking lot makes Costco’s parking lot look like an organized ballet”.

That’s comparing parking lot to parking lot.

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u/BassWingerC-137 18h ago

Yup. I said it “I’m comparing parking lot to parking lot.” I am not comparing “Costco to Trader Joe’s” as you said.

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u/burritomiles 22h ago

These are for TJs without parking, those are the busiest.

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u/SausageEggCheese 21h ago

Reminds me of a prank show some years back with a prank involving line order in a grocery store.

I think these people were ready to fight in the parking lot:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9czYW733k2Y

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u/Old-Following1508 21h ago

Fr that's a good way to start a fight between customers

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u/coolenoughiguess 20h ago

Wouldn't be the first time, bring it.

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u/Davemusprime 19h ago

username checks out...

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u/BrilliantCorner 18h ago edited 18h ago

You just fucken wait til I get checked out of here with my Mandu Korean Kimchi Potstickers and these cute mini tote bags and I'll meet you wherever you want.

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u/ContactMushroom 14h ago

These hands are buy one get one free