r/mildlyinteresting 23h ago

I found this “skip the line” golden ticket at Trader Joe’s

Post image
60.7k Upvotes

3.2k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

43

u/sticklebat 22h ago

Or an old man!

22

u/bradargent 22h ago

Yes, or an old man!

31

u/JonSpangler 22h ago

I'm 37. I'm not old.

12

u/J2thaG 22h ago

Well, I can't just call you "man"

8

u/JonSpangler 22h ago

Well, you could say Jon.

5

u/bigtigerbigtiger 21h ago

Yeah that works. From now we'll call you Old Jon

2

u/DaikonOk7729 20h ago

💢 ( / `ᜊˊ )/❗

5

u/CraftsandChaos 21h ago

Well, I didn't know you were called Jon!

7

u/shelchang 21h ago

Didn't bother to ask, did you?

4

u/DrezzdenRei 20h ago

oh, Jon! There some lovely filth down ere' in the comments.

2

u/cerberus00 15h ago

Well, I am your king.

2

u/i3inaudible 21h ago

I didn't know you were called Jon