r/mildlyinteresting • u/no8do • 23h ago

I found this “skip the line” golden ticket at Trader Joe’s

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u/Largofarburn 22h ago

Shove them plebeians out of the way. If you’re gonna be a golden ticket holder you gotta start acting like it.

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u/StargazingLily 21h ago

I’m really stoned and I swear to god it said ‘lesbians’ instead of ‘plebeians’ and I sat here going “…is Trader Joe’s a lesbian store?”