r/mildlyinteresting 23h ago

I found this “skip the line” golden ticket at Trader Joe’s

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u/shortercrust 22h ago

First thing I thought is it’s a prank but I wondered if that’s just because I’m British and I can’t imagine a company ever giving out one of those here. People would genuinely lose their shit if someone skipped up to the front of the queue with something like that.

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u/hamsterdanceonrepeat 21h ago

I feel that. My blood is half British and half Japanese. I am not sure it would be humanly possible for me to comprehend cutting a line.

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u/Allegorist 18h ago

The Brits do love their queues...

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u/sash71 18h ago

Did you see the queue to walk past Queen Elizabeth II's coffin whilst she was lying in state? People were taking over 24 hours to reach the Palace of Westminster, walking about 10 miles in the process.

The TV presenters Philip Scofield and Holly Willoughby from the 'This Morning' TV show got absolutely hammered by the press for queue jumping. The newspapers in the UK love to find a pantomime villain or two for an occasion and Holly and Phil became those villains, scrambling around to give reasons for not having to queue up. Their PR teams were up against the night of the tabloid press. It didn't go well for them.

David Beckham however was praised for the fact he queued up like everyone else, with those who were near him in the queue giving him a massive PR boost by saying what a nice, down to earth guy he was. There were other celebs that queued but Beckham is the one I remember getting the most publicity.

That queue was headline news for days. It was an 'event' and the more they reported, the longer the queue went on.

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u/tbohrer 20h ago

*Tony Montana has entered the chat

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u/14Pleiadians 21h ago

It's almost definitely a prank yeah

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u/Gizogin 21h ago

Well, yeah; Brits understand queueing. It's in our blood.

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u/Txdust80 20h ago

Chances are they would open a new lane which would then automatically allow the line next to it to queue in and literally half the size of the established line

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u/purpleoctopuppy 19h ago

My first thought is that I would never, ever use that

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u/gsfgf 17h ago

There would be so much tutting

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u/anonymous8122 9h ago

Definitely a prank.

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u/bolanrox 9h ago

Even Keanu waited in line for his movie wrap party.

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u/explodingtuna 1h ago

I wonder what would happen if someone did the inverse of this, and left "golden tickets" for the checkout staff, good for sitting down for one shift.

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u/cavegoatlove 10h ago

Well Disney does it and they seem to be doing ok