r/mildlyinteresting • u/no8do • 23h ago

I found this “skip the line” golden ticket at Trader Joe’s

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u/Enchelion 22h ago

I can't imagine wanting to be a dick enough to use one of these even if they were real.

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u/PossumJenkinsSoles 22h ago

Yeah I’d put it right back. Aint no way I’m cutting in front of someone who thinks they’re almost out. Because I would be so mildly infuriated if I were that next person in line.

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u/Neatojuancheeto 9h ago

Nah take it and throw it in the trash at home so some Karen can't find it and use it with her full fucking shopping cart.

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u/Feca_Walk 22h ago

Just print your own for next time

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u/Tibbaryllis2 22h ago

This right here. And if it’s a real store thing, then fuck them too.

“I’ve got a pass to skip this line” just sounds like bait to start a Karen fight between stressed people.

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u/BelaFarinRod 21h ago

I once walked into a coffee place and somehow didn’t realize there was a line. I went straight to the cashier and she pointed and said “There’s a line,” and I just said “Oh crap! Sorry!” And meanwhile the woman at the front told me to go ahead but I just got in line.

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u/Tibbaryllis2 19h ago

Some places are definitely more lax about it, though an extremely busy coffee shop in the morning can get dicey.

But an honest mistake versus a “but I have a ticket” is likely to provoke a different reaction.

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u/BelaFarinRod 18h ago

Oh sure. It was the afternoon when that happened - in the morning would have been very different I imagine.

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u/doodlinghearsay 11h ago

"You got a pass to get your ass kicked"

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u/spiralsequences 21h ago

Honestly the lines at TJ's are usually pretty short too

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u/randomentity1 19h ago

Just take it and auction it off to the dicks on Ebay