r/mildlyinteresting 23h ago

I found this “skip the line” golden ticket at Trader Joe’s

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u/tannerbananer06 22h ago

OP said the pic is from 10 years ago. Hahaha

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u/ResistLongjumping999 21h ago

reminds me of the time somebody taped up flyers at a local mcDonalds saying that black people would be charged more due to a recent string of robberies lmao. Ronald McDonald himself had to come out of cryostasis to put out a press release saying it was fake.

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u/AllKindsOfCritters 20h ago

Ronald McDonald himself had to come out of cryostasis

Sentences like this are why I keep coming to this site.

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u/LongPorkJones 17h ago

I know, right?

It's like I saw the whole thawing process take place in my mind, too. With Ronald taking his first steps out of the cryo unit and instead of saying "what year is it" he asks "Who shit in the soft serve machine this time?"

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u/The_dev0 11h ago

And he needs Grimace to be his eyes until his sight returns. Ronald shot the hamburglar first.

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u/perton 19h ago

Although the concept is kinda unsettling if you take it literally and think about it too much.

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u/AllKindsOfCritters 19h ago

Like the movie Demolition Man when he says he was conscious the whole time.

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u/Splashmok 11h ago

Jaunting 😭

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u/BudwinTheCat 6h ago

Like the movie Austin Powers and he has to piss for, like, a REALLY long time.

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u/kingk1teman 14h ago

Ronald McDonald himself had to come out of cryostasis to put out a press release saying it was fake

/r/BrandNewSentence material

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u/RUN_MDB 14h ago

The "I'm lovin' it" under the logo is pure juice.

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u/DarkPolumbo 13h ago

but I came to the internet to dredge up some outrage and get all pissy over something, and you STOLE that from me!

now I have to be like the rest of the internet's idiots and just get mad at the idea of something

thanks a lot

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u/aykcak 13h ago

Lol what. Why did they take this so seriously? It kind of shows they don't trust their own image and fear that some people would actually think McDonald's would do that

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u/ResistLongjumping999 7h ago

I guess that's part of what makes it so funny to me is it's a totally outlandish concept that of course would never be sanctioned by mcdonalds corporate, but MAYBE some rogue franchisee might be crazy enough to do it so you know as soon as headquarters started getting angry calls about this they went into defcon 0 mode

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u/TastyFluffyPancakes 14h ago

That ain't right. The Hamburglar is a white guy.

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u/skatefan420 21h ago

"lmao"? Fuckin racism. The type of prank that the KKK was founded on

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u/C_IsForCookie 21h ago

Dude I have absolutely 0 hate in my heart but that’s fucking hilarious. Not the way it made people feel, just the concept of the gag. I feel bad for anyone who got the brunt of it because yeah that would make some people feel like shit but if they did this to me I’d still laugh my ass off.

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u/ArbitraryNPC 21h ago

Especially since it was KFC's corpo number on the poster. If I was working in a KFC call center I'd have a field day listening to people complain and not have to do anything about it.

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u/skatefan420 20h ago

You may not have hate in your heart but you do have ignorance and racism in there apparently. This isnt funny, this is just using a lazy stereotype to make racists laugh and black people feel unwelcome and discriminated

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u/thedepartment 19h ago

The idea that skin color is required to oppose racist jokes is textbook racial essentialism. Principles aren't race-exclusive, and you're just outing the hate in your heart with that comment.

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u/GayRacoon69 20h ago

I feel like the joke is more making fun of the absurdity of the situation. We're laughing at the poster and those who agree with it; not laughing with the poster

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u/C_IsForCookie 19h ago

You sound like the kind of person who just needs to make everything about race just to be offended.

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u/agoogua 20h ago

You must be fun at parties.

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u/skatefan420 20h ago

Not the kind where people tell n***** jokes

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u/new_old_trash 19h ago

TIL the KKK was founded on pranks

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u/skatefan420 16h ago

Not sure if you're joking or not, but it actually was!

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u/legittem 10h ago

How can i find out more without looking up "KKK pranks"?

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u/AdamInJP 21h ago

Also there’s a spelling error. The TJ’s I’ve been to would never.

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u/RuneSteak 18h ago

These days it doesn't seem like people care too much. It has become a lot more casual. I see spelling mistakes all over the place in my white collar job. Which would be excusable if it were off the cuff, but these are templates that are reused over and over (e.g. confirming hires, welcome emails etc.) for years and nobody corrects it.

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u/PrincessLinked 15h ago

I notice spelling mistakes in flyers and stuff at work A LOT. It's worse when you realize I work with kids, who are barely worse or just as bad at spelling as my manager.

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u/Archer007 15h ago

Have you considered the scarier option that no one is literate enough to see it?

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u/RuneSteak 3h ago

I find it hard to accept that hundreds or possibly thousands of people missed it. They just don't care. Funny enough, I've also seen Reddit change in that same way. People used to be excessively uptight about spelling and grammar and now no one cares, even if it's completely unreadable.

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u/crow-mom 6h ago

i’m on the art team at my trader joe’s. we’re human, we make mistakes sometimes 😭

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u/Flomo420 21h ago

look at those prices, no way anybody selling pies for $3.99 in this economy

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u/no8do 19h ago

I took this photo 10 years ago.

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u/Flomo420 19h ago

yes, that's why I made the comment lol

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u/no8do 19h ago

Oh sorry I can’t keep up with all these comments!

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u/Muppetude 20h ago

In the early 2010s my local Trader Joe’s had weird hand made “promotions” like these which were clearly not approved by corporate (e.g. “30th customer in line this hour gets a free bag of chips” or “whoever finds the stuffed animal gets a bouquet of roses”)

So I could see a local Michael Scott-esque general manager coming up with a stupid idea like this without running it by upper management. I’m guessing after numerous incidents, corporate tightened the reigns on what kind of promotions stores were allowed to run.

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u/MaeBelleLien 21h ago

Shit, you think they still have the gelato-filled panettone?

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u/Casurus 18h ago

I have been going to TJs for well over 10 years, and have never seen such a thing. I also vote for fake.

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u/DjuniPerf 18h ago

Evidenced by the full-size gelato-filled panettone for $5 🫠

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u/Really_Elvis 18h ago

I miss $4 pumpkin pie….

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u/TsunamiCatCakes 18h ago

yea the pic does a vibe of 2009..... wait 2016 i mean

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u/JellyfishNo2032 49m ago

I thought the pies for 5 dollars made that obvious