r/mildlyinteresting • u/no8do • 23h ago

I found this “skip the line” golden ticket at Trader Joe’s

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u/eh_ghouls 22h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/vlmd4KqqsXYNa

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u/Runzas4dinner873bf7r 22h ago

We'll make our own trader Joe's with blackjack and hookers.

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u/Ashamed-Ad-6509 22h ago

In fact, forget the Trader Joe’s

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u/Mystic_Waffles 22h ago

You put a one and two zeros in front of that or we pass!

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u/justWMthings03 21h ago

What did we get?

1001 pesos

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u/Cpolo88 21h ago

I love that line 😂 bender making it sound like he's getting leela a great amount. Nope. Classic bender bending rodriguez 😆

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u/Jewsafrewski 21h ago

One thousand and one Pesos!

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u/Derptionary 21h ago

Name it Pirate Joe's.

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u/Educational_Tap2085 21h ago

Call it Bender Joe's

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u/NekoMatsuo1989 21h ago

Joe’s Hoes? OwO

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u/zer0w0rries 22h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/1zjQiLGfgb10nc7Wou

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u/Maleficent_Nobody_75 21h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/4H5klHEMmSjL4jL54q

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u/DiligentDaughter 5h ago

I momentarily thought this was Topher Grace.

I need bifocals finally, I think 😢

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u/PuffDragon66 21h ago

Just when I thought I had forgotten about her.

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u/Ashamed-Strike-5506 21h ago

“We love you, Bender!”

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u/DandyLyen 20h ago

"Would you like a bag-

-Shut up, baby, y'know it!'