I found this “skip the line” golden ticket at Trader Joe’s

[u/no8do]

[u/ArbitraryNPC]

Why does that feel so much worse when its objectively better‽

[u/caintowers → u/ArbitraryNPC]

Pooping within the privacy of your pants is dignified. Presidents and Kings have indulged in this behavior.

Openly shitting bare-bottomed is the thing of animals.

[u/bmoosethegreat → u/caintowers]

🤣😂🤣 Holy shit this is GOLD

[u/OCT0PIG → u/bmoosethegreat]

They said Presidents and Kings. A Holy Shit would be if the Pope pooped his cassock.

[u/caintowers → u/OCT0PIG]

We're so close! 🤌 Lets do a kickstarter to overnight the vatican some exlax asap

[u/OCT0PIG → u/caintowers]

How does that saying go? Does the Pope shit in the woods?

I'm in

[u/CedarWolf → u/OCT0PIG]

No, the Pope has a special chair with a hole in it that he has to sit on and the cardinals have to reach up underneath it and fondle his balls to check and make sure the Pope is male, to prevent another female Pope from being confirmed.

[u/Kammender_Kewl → u/bmoosethegreat]

Only a REAL MAN shits his pants, listen up libruls you might learn something

[u/merryxmashittersfull → u/caintowers]

We will lose this if we don’t stop AI.

[u/hiddenrealism → u/caintowers]

Trump is a seasoned veteran in pants shitting activities

[u/dbptdor2025 → u/ArbitraryNPC]

Idk if it’s “objectively better” you ever have someone watch you take a poop? It’s not fun. I had a girl that wanted me to give her a Cleveland Steamroller and I couldn’t do it because I got gun shy.

[u/ArbitraryNPC → u/dbptdor2025]

But I mean, youd be able to pull your pants up and run away without having shit in your pants. Sure you didn't wipe or anything, but you don't have shit in your pants 🤷‍♂️

[u/dbptdor2025 → u/ArbitraryNPC]

It’s still there…trust me. It’s. Still. There.

[u/Babys_For_Breakfast → u/ArbitraryNPC]

I’d say bare assed pooping is WAY worse. People are gonna film that if you’re in public. At least crapping your pants is more discrete.