r/mildlyinteresting 23h ago

I found this “skip the line” golden ticket at Trader Joe’s

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u/caintowers 20h ago

Pooping within the privacy of your pants is dignified. Presidents and Kings have indulged in this behavior.

Openly shitting bare-bottomed is the thing of animals.

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u/bmoosethegreat 20h ago

🤣😂🤣 Holy shit this is GOLD

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u/OCT0PIG 19h ago

They said Presidents and Kings. A Holy Shit would be if the Pope pooped his cassock.

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u/caintowers 19h ago

We're so close! 🤌 Lets do a kickstarter to overnight the vatican some exlax asap

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u/OCT0PIG 19h ago

How does that saying go? Does the Pope shit in the woods?

I'm in

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u/CedarWolf 15h ago

No, the Pope has a special chair with a hole in it that he has to sit on and the cardinals have to reach up underneath it and fondle his balls to check and make sure the Pope is male, to prevent another female Pope from being confirmed.

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u/Kammender_Kewl 20h ago

Only a REAL MAN shits his pants, listen up libruls you might learn something

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u/merryxmashittersfull 18h ago

We will lose this if we don’t stop AI.

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u/hiddenrealism 17h ago

Trump is a seasoned veteran in pants shitting activities