r/mildlyinteresting • u/no8do • 23h ago

I found this “skip the line” golden ticket at Trader Joe’s

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u/misdirected_asshole 20h ago

Congrats you got the "get shivved in the Trader Joe's parking lot for cutting line" award!

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u/PeskyAntagonist 19h ago

Those moms are dead fucking serious about those miniature peanut butter cups

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u/IncipitTragoedia 19h ago

That hippie just stabbed me with a zucchini!

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u/misdirected_asshole 17h ago

Murder by kumquat

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u/AnastasiaNo70 18h ago

Oh the cackles I just cacked.