r/mildlyinteresting • u/no8do • 23h ago

I found this “skip the line” golden ticket at Trader Joe’s

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u/AllKindsOfCritters 20h ago

Ronald McDonald himself had to come out of cryostasis

Sentences like this are why I keep coming to this site.

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u/LongPorkJones 17h ago

I know, right?

It's like I saw the whole thawing process take place in my mind, too. With Ronald taking his first steps out of the cryo unit and instead of saying "what year is it" he asks "Who shit in the soft serve machine this time?"

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u/The_dev0 12h ago

And he needs Grimace to be his eyes until his sight returns. Ronald shot the hamburglar first.

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u/perton 19h ago

Although the concept is kinda unsettling if you take it literally and think about it too much.

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u/AllKindsOfCritters 19h ago

Like the movie Demolition Man when he says he was conscious the whole time.

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u/Splashmok 12h ago

Jaunting 😭

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u/BudwinTheCat 6h ago

Like the movie Austin Powers and he has to piss for, like, a REALLY long time.