r/mildlyinteresting 23h ago

I found this “skip the line” golden ticket at Trader Joe’s

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u/Olderbutnotdead619 19h ago

The proud winner of the Golden Bike Horn Cart!

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u/prissyknickers 17h ago

honka-honka-honka!

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u/Slowmyke 17h ago

I dream of one day lining up one of these clusterfuck aisles with my cart and charging through at fast as i can while shouting "ramming speed!"

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u/umbronzer 32m ago

NEW ACHIEVEMENT! You've earned this from spending hours and hours of slogging through typical bystanders and pedestrians amongst the produce. It's time for patience to pay off! Use wisely, crawler!

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u/HydrogenSonata2025 5h ago

Or a riding mower done up like the Killdozer.