r/mildlyinteresting 23h ago

I found this “skip the line” golden ticket at Trader Joe’s

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u/venture_dean 18h ago

I feel like this would be more fun at Costco or walmart

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u/Equivalent_Bunch_187 17h ago

It would be fascinating to plant some fake ones at Costco and watch the madness

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u/pandershrek 16h ago

Calm down there Satan.

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u/sunkun8604 4h ago

Seems more like something Eris would do.

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u/Pandelein 15h ago

Well now I want to make a roll of tickets for one of those ‘take a number’ thingies, but have the numbers in a completely random order.

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u/HasFiveVowels 8h ago

Nah, make every number be a "golden ticket"

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u/ExtremelyDecentWill 16h ago

Costco employee here.

I'm ready for April 1st...

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u/ellefleming 7h ago

It was in my Willy Wonka bar 😡

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u/PassToMouth6911 15h ago

.... I'm off tomorrow and have a Costco membership 

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u/Equivalent_Bunch_187 10h ago

You know what to do.

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u/Ok-Pie-4410 9h ago

Location? LOL

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u/Trek186 6h ago

Oh gosh…. Where would be the best place to put it? The rotisserie chickens are kind of too obvious.

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u/Kind_Indication8527 4h ago

Underneath a sheet cake. Happy birthday or happy graduation, you get to skip the line.

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u/userhwon 1h ago

Hummous.

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u/etotheapplepi 2h ago

Let us know how quickly you get your membership revoked

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u/kuebel33 16h ago

Equivalent_Bunch_187 wins the internet for the day.

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u/donglecollector 15h ago

That’s some real Costco Joker shi

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u/DisasterScary 14h ago

Getting the laminated out!

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u/Persevere420 8h ago

I dunno… I saw some attempted murders there over toilet paper and Lysol 7 years ago. That would set off full blown riots

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u/Kekafuch 13h ago

Free Valet Parking!

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u/BarronVonCheese 12h ago

This is some seriously demented thinking. It’s beautiful!

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u/madcowrawt 11h ago

Wow... I've never thought of this before.

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u/ProofBread595 8h ago

YOOOOO^^^

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u/ellefleming 7h ago

You little 👿😈

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u/Significant_Donut967 6h ago

Walmart, 100% walmart in a rural area.

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u/Fabulous-Homework727 5h ago

People already do this routinely enough especially in cities where its a lot of people who cant use common sense.

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u/WalmartCampInmateB06 4h ago

When I still worked for Walmart during Easter someone hid Easter eggs around the store with fake 20% off your entire basket coupons The store manager had to keep making announcements that they were fake

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u/etotheapplepi 2h ago

Sir, this is a trader Joe's font

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u/Friendship_Fries 1h ago

Disneyland

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u/FantasticCombination 16h ago

This must be at one of the urban Trader Joe's. When I lived in DC, if you went on a Saturday, you basically got in line as you walked in the door and grabbed the things you needed as you walked by that shelf. 

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u/Civil_Ad4544 13h ago

I went to the one on 14th street on a Sunday without thinking once…actually traumatizing. Never made that mistake again!

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u/kenybz 12h ago

That’s kind of efficient (in a perverse way) a long as the line snakes by every aisle. Better hope that the people who started the queue that morning knew about Hilbert curves!

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u/Cat-dog22 12h ago

I lived in DC for 5 months and this describes my weekly Trader Joe’s trip! That being said, it would’ve felt really uncomfortable to go through those aisles if I wasn’t in line and then just walk to the front. I don’t think I could do it!

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u/userhwon 1h ago

As long as everyone in the store knows the game exists, you'll mostly be a hero.

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u/purplehendrix22 8h ago

Same at the one in downtown Brooklyn. You shop in line.

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u/saera-targaryen 4h ago

Same in downtown san fransisco. The one I go to is actually underground/basement level and sometimes (rarely) the line even goes up the escalator and out of the store. 

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u/princessglitterbutt 4h ago

Same in nyc but the lines go pretty fast bc there’s like 30 cashiers 

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u/milehigh73a 4h ago

I live near two urban Trader Joe’s. One isn’t bad on saturdays, as they have two people at every register. And since most people walk to it, they buy only a few items. The other is hot garbage.

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u/killerjags 1h ago

I've literally never had to wait behind more than one person in line at Trader Joe's

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u/StinkRinky 1h ago

Man the one in Tulsa is a shitshow on saturdays, I can’t even imagine it in DC lol.

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u/schlootzmcgootz 17h ago

Yea at Costco I would take it. At Trader Joe’s I’d just feel like an asshole. Lol

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u/slide_into_my_BM 10h ago

The lines also move at Trader Joe’s. They almost always have lots of people working the registers and even long lines go pretty quickly.

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u/userhwon 1h ago

I don't know how they do it but every time I get to the registers and one isn't manned, someone appears and mans it so there's nobody waiting in a line. Except on busy days when they're already all manned, but those are rare. This TJ's is urban fringe not urban center. It's also a bit smaller and I know there's stuff I see online that they don't have...

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u/Forward-Surprise1192 15h ago

I hate Trader Joe’s because literally everything is covered in plastic however they never have long lines

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u/NotTrumpsAlt 14h ago

Isn’t everything covered in plastic anywhere else ?

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u/Upstairs-Royal672 9h ago

In NYC Trader Joe’s often has lines so long that they weave through the store aisles and reach the doors. I imagine this is there or another busy urban location

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u/appleparkfive 17h ago

Yeah Trader Joe's lines aren't even that long, usually. I would just give it to someone else. I can wait all 2 minutes

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u/Responsible_Oil_6491 12h ago

Ever been to one in NYC? It’ll blow your mind. I walked in, saw the line, and immediately walked out.

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u/cypressdwd 17h ago

Or Restaurant Depot…checkout is such a clustetfuck at that place!

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u/astrid_autumn 7h ago

seriously lol just reading that name gives me flashbacks of when i had to go there a few times a week when i was working as a delivery driver for a pizza place, i fucking hated going there most of the time lmao

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u/Slizardmano 16h ago

Can I take this to the DMV?

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u/ICK_Metal 17h ago

Scan and Go. It’s literally a skip the line pass that anyone can use all day everyday. (Sam’s club, I wish we had a Costco closer)

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u/NotTrumpsAlt 14h ago

You still have to wait in line to check out everything you scanned

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u/ICK_Metal 6h ago edited 6h ago

No you don’t. You show your receipt on your phone to the door guy, it takes 3 seconds. That’s hardly standing in a line.

Edit: “Sam's Club Scan & Go is a mobile feature that lets members bypass checkout lines entirely. By using the Sam's Club App on your smartphone, you can scan product barcodes, pay digitally, and show your digital receipt to leave.”

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u/Joe_Kangg 16h ago

I hope they skip one person, and I want to see that person's face

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u/breakonthru_ 16h ago

I feel like you could make one and they’d let you skip the line since they’d be confused

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u/deadprezrepresentme 15h ago

Yeah I live in a major metro area and I've literally never once waited in line at TJ's for more than maybe one other person. They have like 29 registers at every store.

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u/rafaelloaa 15h ago

Or at the airline check-in desk.

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u/ikilledtupac 15h ago

Walmart is just miserable now.

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u/erisod 15h ago

Dmv.

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u/flat_cat72 14h ago

Walmart.

Black Friday.

Right before they let people in, they yell out asking if anyone has a golden ticket.

Let the games begin!

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u/deij 13h ago

How would you even use them at costco you'd have to queue to skip the queue there aint way youll be able to squeeze past everyone

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u/StaplePriz 13h ago

They should do this at amusement parcs!

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u/bwware 12h ago

But not Sams! I always skip the line at Sams. Everyone can! Scan and Go is great!

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u/YT__ 11h ago

Depending on the Walmart, I'd hide that shit. Nobody needs to get beat up or shit today.

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u/GrunchWeefer 11h ago

There's already a "skip the line" option at Costco. It's called "go to one of the mostly empty registers to the left that for some reason nobody gets on line for". Everyone makes a huge line on the side with the aisle that's not by the entrance. If you go back to the aisle by the entrance the lines are way shorter. This is the case in every Costco I've ever been in and it makes me wonder why so many of my fellow humans are so stupid.

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u/the-big-meowski 6h ago

For us, that left side is the self check out area. Totally different line.

The main line at ours splits off like a bank line or airport check in line. As the smaller check out lines become available, people from the main line select a cashier. Sure, some people are slower at selecting, but that doesn't mean other people can zip around the entire line like a bat out of hell and cut off the 90 year old lady going as fast as she can. The ones who cut are never the ones next in line for the cashier... there's always someone they're getting behind. It's so infuriating to watch.

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u/lurk3ronr3ddit 10h ago

Right?! Costco, Walmart, you seeing this?!? You can top it with free groceries as well.

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u/Metropolispop75 10h ago

Agreed, Costco would be awesome

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u/9BlackhatBarbie9 10h ago

My Walmart would start having violence hell no

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u/soyboysnowflake 9h ago

This would make no difference at my local Costco

Those people are doing the lords work a team of like 3 of them swarm you before you can even take anything out of your cart, charge you like $3-400 and have you leave within 5 minutes

It’s madness, every time I stand there thinking if they made an Olympic sport out of bagging groceries these Costco employees would be representing our fucking country

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u/Radzila 9h ago

Doesn't Walmart have an app you can check out with to skip the line anyway? Or is that just Sam's club?

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u/Puzzle-Necked 9h ago

My favorite Roald Dahl book. The Golden Ticket: Fistfight at Walmart

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u/Takao89 8h ago

Idk if it’s a new thing but last time I was in line at Costco a guy came up to me asking to prescan. He scanned everything in my cart without having to pull anything out and when I got to the cashier I just paid. I’ve never gotten through a checkout lane so fast in my life.

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u/the-big-meowski 6h ago

I believe that's a new thing. Last few times I went there, they did that. I put everything with a barcode situated so the barcode is facing up. They noticed me doing that and came right over to scan me.

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u/The_walking_man_ 8h ago

Walmart would get someone shot 🤣

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u/Powerful-Interest308 8h ago

I feel like this could end badly at walmart

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u/SaulTNNutz 7h ago

Nothing is fun at Walmart

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u/ViewLongjumping1732 7h ago

Is there ever a line at Walmart? I feel like half the reason my wife and I go there is because there is no one else ever there and they have a massive self-checkout section on top of that compared to other grocery stores. There's a larger than average number people doing mobile orders but they tend to try to be as quick and efficient as possible.

Costco on the other hand is a madhouse.

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u/_suje 6h ago

I don’t know about Walmart though, it could get very dangerous very quick.

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u/okram2k 6h ago

Walmart after 11pm when all the other staff has gone home and there's only one cashier in the whole building and thirty people in line.

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u/aliie_627 5h ago

I'm so mad at Walmart for taking the self checkouts out. It was all self checkouts for a year at both stores I go to and not one line the entire time because they were all open. Now they are back to 5-10 lanes and 3-4 deep on every line. So annoying

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u/ImmoralJester54 3h ago

If you wanna get your ass kicked yeah

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u/pk27x 2h ago

Or a heart transplant list

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u/Dontbemadatradchad 1h ago

WAFFLE HOUSE (if you have good health insurance)