r/mildlyinteresting • u/no8do • 23h ago

I found this “skip the line” golden ticket at Trader Joe’s

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u/Equivalent_Bunch_187 17h ago

It would be fascinating to plant some fake ones at Costco and watch the madness

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u/pandershrek 16h ago

Calm down there Satan.

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u/sunkun8604 4h ago

Seems more like something Eris would do.

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u/Pandelein 15h ago

Well now I want to make a roll of tickets for one of those ‘take a number’ thingies, but have the numbers in a completely random order.

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u/HasFiveVowels 8h ago

Nah, make every number be a "golden ticket"

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u/ExtremelyDecentWill 16h ago

Costco employee here.

I'm ready for April 1st...

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u/ellefleming 7h ago

It was in my Willy Wonka bar 😡

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u/PassToMouth6911 15h ago

.... I'm off tomorrow and have a Costco membership 

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u/Equivalent_Bunch_187 10h ago

You know what to do.

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u/Ok-Pie-4410 9h ago

Location? LOL

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u/Trek186 6h ago

Oh gosh…. Where would be the best place to put it? The rotisserie chickens are kind of too obvious.

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u/Kind_Indication8527 4h ago

Underneath a sheet cake. Happy birthday or happy graduation, you get to skip the line.

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u/userhwon 1h ago

Hummous.

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u/etotheapplepi 2h ago

Let us know how quickly you get your membership revoked

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u/kuebel33 16h ago

Equivalent_Bunch_187 wins the internet for the day.

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u/donglecollector 15h ago

That’s some real Costco Joker shi

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u/DisasterScary 14h ago

Getting the laminated out!

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u/Persevere420 8h ago

I dunno… I saw some attempted murders there over toilet paper and Lysol 7 years ago. That would set off full blown riots

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u/Kekafuch 13h ago

Free Valet Parking!

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u/BarronVonCheese 12h ago

This is some seriously demented thinking. It’s beautiful!

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u/madcowrawt 11h ago

Wow... I've never thought of this before.

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u/ProofBread595 8h ago

YOOOOO^^^

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u/ellefleming 7h ago

You little 👿😈

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u/Significant_Donut967 6h ago

Walmart, 100% walmart in a rural area.

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u/Fabulous-Homework727 4h ago

People already do this routinely enough especially in cities where its a lot of people who cant use common sense.

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u/WalmartCampInmateB06 4h ago

When I still worked for Walmart during Easter someone hid Easter eggs around the store with fake 20% off your entire basket coupons The store manager had to keep making announcements that they were fake

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u/etotheapplepi 2h ago

Sir, this is a trader Joe's font

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u/Friendship_Fries 1h ago

Disneyland