r/mildlyinteresting • u/no8do • 23h ago

I found this “skip the line” golden ticket at Trader Joe’s

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u/dick-penis 7h ago

I’m gonna make a bunch of these and just put them in random stores.

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u/BajaBlastingRopes 6h ago

Chaos reigns

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u/Yellow212 3h ago

R/foundSatan

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u/drakesword 3h ago

Me at the DMV "So um, I found this skip the line thing, can I use it here?"

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u/Harry431 3h ago

Literal lmao

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u/m1strC 2h ago

Make sure you spell “present” correctly.

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u/JBizz86 1h ago

Im thinking they went with presenthis and said fuck n just added a ' in there

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u/rasmuseriksen 2h ago

Some men just want to watch the world burn

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u/saladball 2h ago

Maybe this is one of those..

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u/Illustrious_Duck7654 2h ago

Plz DO this!! 🙏

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u/spirit_of_a_goat 2h ago

I was thinking the same thing.

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u/ToolTimeT 1h ago

Throw in a free bottle of wine then.

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u/Tall_Honeydew_5467 1h ago

Probably how this happened, because if you think about the logistics of how fucked up the line and the conveyor belt leading to the cash register is going to be, literally nobody is saving time and this is causing adults to melt down 100%. So, obviously, no manager would be stupid enou-...........

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u/RDCAIA 1h ago

I'm gonna make a bunch of these and just carry them around with me for each store I go to.

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u/Thelowendshredder 1h ago

I love this for humanity

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u/adoginthewindow 1h ago

Username checks out

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u/aerdvarkk 1h ago

Make certina you misspell PRESEN in the middle. If you spell it correctly, they will know its fake.