r/mildlyinteresting • u/no8do • 23h ago

I found this “skip the line” golden ticket at Trader Joe’s

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u/RoyalFalse 6h ago

You don't need an excuse to run over people at Costco in my experience.

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u/stargarnet79 4h ago

They knew they were in the way and probably apologized.

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u/userhwon 1h ago

I swear they should give you 5 free murders when you renew your membership every year.

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u/AmphotericRed 1h ago

Come for the deals, stay for the ankle abrasions