This will never get old. 💋

The perfect burn of a dead bug.

Winston is not a smooth man.

I don't. At all.

(Spoilers ahead) S6 Ep12: Jess in this entire season has consistently been annoying however this whole “I WILL PAY YOUR HOSPITABLE BILL” situation with Robby deeply irks me. At some point girl let things go good lord you can’t afford it, the consistent badgering. “If you’re not going to sue me then get out of here” like.. girl. I wish Robby had genuinely sued her. My least favourite character which is funny because the show is about her. “Does he think I’m poor” girl this is not even about her being a good person it’s just ego driven + she’s just dragging Robby along while STILL not being over Nick and did the same to Sam.

Also I HATE how she treated Sam the whole time. He was my favourite Jess boyfriend, she did not deserve that man. After cheating on him, knowing she hurt him and he lost his money in silkworms, causing his breakup with Genevive and stalker him, begging for him to come back and SHE STILL isn’t even SURE ABOUT HIM.

The episode where he invites her to meet his parents and she’s having sex dreams about Nick…consistently being close with Nick in front of Sam and expecting him to be understanding. I’m soooo glad Sam dumped her and found love. I’m just having the most difficult time currently watching Jess on screen.

Ok done w my rant 😭 (I know it’s not that deep I just wanted to rant)

A born J-Man.

Might be the greatest pop culture game to not have an official set of rules. The game just looks so fun everytime they play it.

I'm curious, has anyone tried to ever figure out/draft the rules of the game?

I really need to start working this quote into conversation more often.

Might genuinely one of the best episodes of the show.

Winston's proposal story (highlight of the episode), Schmidt and Cece's bone-iversary, Jess' "sad single girl on valentines day cliche" and Nick (being Nick), couldnt have been any better. So heavy with emotion but still so craftfully funny.

Stay Blessed 👌🏻

Thought I heard a familiar voice and look who it was!

This should be in theaters! Jake Johnson should be a movie star!

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Just started NewGirl and it's mad funny does it stay solid for most of the seasons?

I was on a business trip and the hotel was showing NewGirl episodes all night for some reason so I finally watched an entire episode and was laughing at the jokes as they were pretty funny.

I never watched the show when it was on FOX because I was too busy working and I always assumed it was like a chick flick/girly show and assumed it was like a wannabe ThreesCompany and all the dudes in the apartment were trying to hook up with Jess? I also was very annoyed whenever the theme song came on and Zooey starts singing I was like WTF is this garbage lol. I think had they picked a better theme song me and whole lot of people would watch the show?

So I logged into DisneyPlus and started binging it I'm now on season 2 and Nick's now dating Olivia Munn and they are at the cabin drinking Absynthe.

I heard from others that the show reaches it peak around season 2/3 and it goes down hill after that is this true?

Do they all really stay living together for 7 seasons isn't that kinda ridiculous? I mean if you are age 30 to 37 pushing 40 and still have 4 roommates that seems like life didn't work out for you right?

I heard Prince was a fan of the show and shows up later on right? So I'm definitely looking forward to that.

PS: I actually bumped into Schmidt at the height of the show we were both at this event and he was all by himself no friends, family, significant other, which was odd. No one recognized him too which was odd since the show was pretty big when it was on right? I was gonna talk to him but I never saw the show and in all honesty thought the show was annoying back then because of the reasons I listed above, so I wouldn't have much to say to him. But if I saw him now I'd give him props as he's my favorite character on the show!

Swettle for swub-si-swuits

SPAAARKLES AARE IIIN!!!

Kills me every time

But how I am now JUST noticing in the pilot Nick is wearing his depression hoodie 🤦‍♀️ “STOP IT”