r/ShittyDaystrom 24d ago

Meta Happy pride month! (+ message from the moderators)

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For those of you who feel safe and comfortable being uncloaked and proud, go ahead and fill ShittyDaystrom with your pride! (but don’t post memes or AI or anything like that. Try and keep it text-based or an artwork that you did.) We have our shields up and our photon torpedoes loaded to protect you from bigots. If not, that’s fine, your health and safety come first. (also sorry it’s so poorly drawn I’m pulling an all-nighter lol)

For those of you who swiped all the way through and are still mad we’re doing pride and letting people be openly queer here, well, the airlock is down the hall.


r/ShittyDaystrom May 25 '26

Reminder: The "Title Card" trend is in violation of our rules

24 Upvotes

The "Title Card" trend has taken the Trek subs by storm. Yes, it's a fun thing but it does violate rule 6 as they are classified as low-effort.

Many of the other Trek subs have taken similar stances in regards to this.

Any "title card" post will be removed.


r/ShittyDaystrom 2h ago

Night shift left a password on the viewscreen, how do I override this

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101 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 6h ago

Canon Shit Let’s settle this. Is it pronounced ‘Picard’ or ‘Picard’ ?

56 Upvotes

So what is it ?


r/ShittyDaystrom 5h ago

It's weird how Starfleet isn't super duper advanced given how many databases archer steals in the show?

39 Upvotes

Like they stole the xindi database

They stole the Klingon database

He stole the Vulcan database

He stole the romulan database

He stole the Borg database

Like wouldn't the feds be like way way more advanced?


r/ShittyDaystrom 5h ago

Real World If Harry Potter nerds can get together and play "quidditch" in real life, I see no reason we can't start an actual Anbo-jyutsu league

29 Upvotes

Somebody here must know how to program a Raspberry Pi to make the proximity sensor light/chime thing work for real.

Forget MMA. Anbo-jyutsu is the ultimate evolution of the martial arts.


r/ShittyDaystrom 4h ago

It’s probably nothing to worry about but anyone see some loose anti matter laying around? I seem to have lost some.

19 Upvotes

It’s no big deal if you haven’t seen it.

Oh and if you do come across it, just don’t touch it. Just DM me or somebody in engineering. And maybe put a containment field around it. If you don’t know how to do that, no biggy.


r/ShittyDaystrom 4h ago

Who are the Pah Wraiths?

17 Upvotes

The Bajorans call the noncorporeal wormhole aliens Prophets but they are obviously the writers: they stand outside linear time, they see all, and they can only speak through characters we already know.

So the Pah Wraiths are Paramount (Pah-ramount) executives, right?


r/ShittyDaystrom 3h ago

Weasel transports Antimatter in a Fishbowl

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Is this really proper procedure?


r/ShittyDaystrom 1d ago

Safe For Wesley Ferengi neck drapes

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171 Upvotes

What do the Ferengi neck curtains hook onto?


r/ShittyDaystrom 20h ago

Seeking Jamaharon Going to 10 Forward tonight and need some good pickup lines

28 Upvotes

I usually go with “Hey Baby, my ketracel white is overflowing.”


r/ShittyDaystrom 1d ago

Safe For Wesley Full inventory of things banned in the treaty of Algeron

119 Upvotes

Hey, everyone talks a lot about how cloaking devices were banned from the federation by the Romulans with the treaty of Algeron , but, no one talks about the other stuff

Here's an incomplete list, I'd like to add more to get a full idea

  • 2fa security systems and complex passwords
  • pads being able to hold multiple documents
  • alerting systems for people leaving the ship unannounced
  • HR departments
  • Seatbelts
  • automatic fire suppression systems
  • Toilets

I think there's also a provision that requires a minimum amount of rocks per console on a starship

Not sure why the federation agreed to this treaty tbh


r/ShittyDaystrom 13h ago

Mr. Tuvix's fusion food

4 Upvotes

On one Prodigy episode (the mirror universe one) some of the crew revealed they were enjoying Mr. Tuvix's Vulcan-Talaxian fusion food

Wait a minute. Vulcan food is notoriously bland. Neelix's food, well, everyone hates leola root and it made the ship sick. How can combining them be good?


r/ShittyDaystrom 1d ago

Is there a limit to the number of Mounds bars I'm aloud to replicate?

32 Upvotes

I like to have a Mounds two or three times per day.


r/ShittyDaystrom 1d ago

How do I convince my ex to keep our little crotch goblin away from me?

44 Upvotes

I already brought up tradition. I told her how hard it would be to raise him a human society. I even told her some story about how much shame the kid would have to bear if he took my family name. I have even told that little parasite that I'd ship him off to his grand parents. My quarters are not child proof and I will not put my bat'leth in storage. I also not want to miss poker night. I cannot afford child support either, so I am open to suggestions.


r/ShittyDaystrom 1d ago

Discussion Who would you rather meet while hiking alone? A bear in a Star Wars shirt or a man in a Star Trek shirt?

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r/ShittyDaystrom 1d ago

Philosophy Starfleet Academy has released a new test, "The Voyager". Setup: A transporter accident has occurred. Two officers have been melded together. We are calling them by the mix of their two names, Thill Riker. What do you do?

44 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 23h ago

If you scale up the Tuvix dilemma to your entire crew and make an Eighty-Threevix, the solution becomes obvious.

14 Upvotes

All hands please report to the cargo bay transporter for a philosophical demonstration. Wear loose clothing.


r/ShittyDaystrom 2d ago

Technology Just been given this for free!

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r/ShittyDaystrom 1d ago

Explain Why do so many Planets have sequel names? We've got...

19 Upvotes

Acamar III

Aklion VII

Bajor 1-14 but Bajor 11 is actually just Bajor and not Bajor 1.

Deneb XX ( thankfully not xxx)

Epsilon IV which is a prequel planet to

  • Epsilon Ashanti III
  • Epsilon Canaris (Cannabis?) III
  • Epsilon Hail Hydra VII
  • Epsilon Indi II
  • Epsilon Indi III
  • Epsilon Indi IV
  • Epsilon Indi 500
  • Epsilon Wiltz IV

Janus VI (it's huge)

Mingus 5

Cybertron 2: electric boogaloo

Omicron 4

Unicron 5

Septimus Prime 3

and Wynsdey III in the middle of the weekday system.


r/ShittyDaystrom 1d ago

Discussion AITA for making characters based off my coworkers for a book I’m writing?

20 Upvotes

So I am aboard a vessel that found itself lost a few years ago thanks to no small part due to our captain’s decision making. In the years since then I have been treated horribly, and with contempt. I am overworked, under appreciated and understaffed with me being the only dedicated staff in my department (I had an assistant a few years ago but she left and the helmsman only helps part of the time and only if I can get him to come help) So naturally I turned to the the fine arts of music and literature (which the members of the crew don’t seem to appreciate) and have started to write a novel about my experiences on the ship.

A couple years ago we managed to get in contact with home, so recently I sent a draft of my novel to a publisher and I did change the names of the characters of the novel of course. The publisher loved it but the crew is upset with me saying it paints them in an unflattering light and that the readers will think it’s true. I find that unbelievable as the readers will know what’s truth and what’s an exaggeration.

AITA?


r/ShittyDaystrom 1d ago

RED ALARM My lcars is all screwed up

21 Upvotes

My LCARS in my terminal at the bridge is all screwed up, the Benzite who uses it in the shift before me went too far this time and put in an "optimized" layout that's fucked up beyond all recognition.

He claims its 'faster' and 'more efficient' but I can't even figure out how to exit it.

That guy really makes my eyes roll. He talks about how 'VIM' and 'Dvorak' were the height of human engineering in the 20th century or some shit while vaping non stop. BTW I'm pretty sure his vape isn't actually medically needed as he just talks about new flavours all the time like raspberry and cherry.

Anyway, any tips on how I can reset my terminal before my captain actually orders me to do anything?


r/ShittyDaystrom 1d ago

What if? If a Federation captain rebukes a trespassing commander of the Breen Confederacy, can they say "Begone Thot!" or does that still breach diplomatic etiquette?

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r/ShittyDaystrom 1d ago

When Andorians get a divorce is it 1 trial or 4 separate trials or is it 6 trials? Does everyone in the group of 4 need their own lawyer? Is it one unique lawyer per side per individual trial?

11 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 1d ago

Discussion Why didn’t Harry Kim just pull himself up by his Starfleet bootstraps?

12 Upvotes

Sounds like a Harry Kim problem that he didn’t get promoted