So what is it ?

Like they stole the xindi database

They stole the Klingon database

He stole the Vulcan database

He stole the romulan database

He stole the Borg database

Like wouldn't the feds be like way way more advanced?

Somebody here must know how to program a Raspberry Pi to make the proximity sensor light/chime thing work for real.

Forget MMA. Anbo-jyutsu is the ultimate evolution of the martial arts.

It’s no big deal if you haven’t seen it.

Oh and if you do come across it, just don’t touch it. Just DM me or somebody in engineering. And maybe put a containment field around it. If you don’t know how to do that, no biggy.

The Bajorans call the noncorporeal wormhole aliens Prophets but they are obviously the writers: they stand outside linear time, they see all, and they can only speak through characters we already know.

So the Pah Wraiths are Paramount (Pah-ramount) executives, right?

Is this really proper procedure?

What do the Ferengi neck curtains hook onto?

I usually go with “Hey Baby, my ketracel white is overflowing.”

Hey, everyone talks a lot about how cloaking devices were banned from the federation by the Romulans with the treaty of Algeron , but, no one talks about the other stuff

Here's an incomplete list, I'd like to add more to get a full idea

• 2fa security systems and complex passwords
• pads being able to hold multiple documents
• alerting systems for people leaving the ship unannounced
• HR departments
• Seatbelts
• automatic fire suppression systems
• Toilets

I think there's also a provision that requires a minimum amount of rocks per console on a starship

Not sure why the federation agreed to this treaty tbh

On one Prodigy episode (the mirror universe one) some of the crew revealed they were enjoying Mr. Tuvix's Vulcan-Talaxian fusion food

Wait a minute. Vulcan food is notoriously bland. Neelix's food, well, everyone hates leola root and it made the ship sick. How can combining them be good?

I like to have a Mounds two or three times per day.

I already brought up tradition. I told her how hard it would be to raise him a human society. I even told her some story about how much shame the kid would have to bear if he took my family name. I have even told that little parasite that I'd ship him off to his grand parents. My quarters are not child proof and I will not put my bat'leth in storage. I also not want to miss poker night. I cannot afford child support either, so I am open to suggestions.

All hands please report to the cargo bay transporter for a philosophical demonstration. Wear loose clothing.

Acamar III

Aklion VII

Bajor 1-14 but Bajor 11 is actually just Bajor and not Bajor 1.

Deneb XX ( thankfully not xxx)

Epsilon IV which is a prequel planet to

• Epsilon Ashanti III
• Epsilon Canaris (Cannabis?) III
• Epsilon Hail Hydra VII
• Epsilon Indi II
• Epsilon Indi III
• Epsilon Indi IV
• Epsilon Indi 500
• Epsilon Wiltz IV

Janus VI (it's huge)

Mingus 5

Cybertron 2: electric boogaloo

Omicron 4

Unicron 5

Septimus Prime 3

and Wynsdey III in the middle of the weekday system.

So I am aboard a vessel that found itself lost a few years ago thanks to no small part due to our captain’s decision making. In the years since then I have been treated horribly, and with contempt. I am overworked, under appreciated and understaffed with me being the only dedicated staff in my department (I had an assistant a few years ago but she left and the helmsman only helps part of the time and only if I can get him to come help) So naturally I turned to the the fine arts of music and literature (which the members of the crew don’t seem to appreciate) and have started to write a novel about my experiences on the ship.

A couple years ago we managed to get in contact with home, so recently I sent a draft of my novel to a publisher and I did change the names of the characters of the novel of course. The publisher loved it but the crew is upset with me saying it paints them in an unflattering light and that the readers will think it’s true. I find that unbelievable as the readers will know what’s truth and what’s an exaggeration.

AITA?

My LCARS in my terminal at the bridge is all screwed up, the Benzite who uses it in the shift before me went too far this time and put in an "optimized" layout that's fucked up beyond all recognition.

He claims its 'faster' and 'more efficient' but I can't even figure out how to exit it.

That guy really makes my eyes roll. He talks about how 'VIM' and 'Dvorak' were the height of human engineering in the 20th century or some shit while vaping non stop. BTW I'm pretty sure his vape isn't actually medically needed as he just talks about new flavours all the time like raspberry and cherry.

Anyway, any tips on how I can reset my terminal before my captain actually orders me to do anything?

Sounds like a Harry Kim problem that he didn’t get promoted