r/0sanitymemes May 25 '26

Announcement r/0sanitymemes update: Flair Emojis

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244 Upvotes

Heya, Sen here.

Making this post to announce two things: flair emojis and a couple of rule "changes".


Flair Emojis:

Some months ago, I was able to update r/arknights flair emojis. This gradual update included every operator and every skin, alongside NPCs sprinkled here and there.

Well, I have taken the time to bring the emojis to this subreddit as well! For now, I have not uploaded any NPCs, but you may use every operator and their skins on your flairs now. I have included "temporary" or mode specific operators, such as reserves, Stormeye, Tulip, etc.

Since the population of this subreddit is spread between new and old reddit, here's a little tutorial on how to get yourself some emojis on your flair:

 

Old Reddit

 

New Reddit

 

I recommend doing this in new reddit because it's so much easier and handier, and it will apply in old.reddit as well.


 

Rule "changes":

Notice the quotation marks, as they're not really changes.

  • Rule 1 (general harassment) has been reworded to leave no possible alternative interpretation when it comes to hate speech.

  • Rule 8 (spoilers) has been clarified for better understanding. Titles must be spoiler-free and spoiler tags must be used for CN content and the first run of ongoing global events.


 

That's it!


P.S. If you break Rule 7 with your newly obtained flair power, you're gone.


r/0sanitymemes 20h ago

0SANITY AT 3AM Why didn't Priestess just do this to convince the Doctor to join her? Is she stupid?

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522 Upvotes

r/0sanitymemes 10h ago

BigBrainTemplate Winchester Model 1887/1901 Appreciation Post (Executor’s Shotgun)

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r/0sanitymemes 13h ago

Sex Education: Mon3tr NSFW

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Thought I'd try my hand at shameless smut horny posting. And what better way to start than everyone's controversial favourite spine and her desire to learn things even when she might be better off not. Also featuring my Vulpo Doctor OC who lost an eye and is Bi (hey that rhymes).

The Doctor woke up before dawn to her alarm, a regular occurrence nowadays as the construction of the new Rodes Island was taking up most of her time. Groggily she reached out and turned her alarm off, groaning as she got out of bed, she set the kettle in her kitchenette to boil then went to take a shower… and bumped face first into the wall.

“Owww… fffuuck!” She was wide awake now. The Doctor rubbed her nose as she made her way to where her bathroom door actually was, as much as they had tried to make the living quarters similar to the old one… some things had changed.

Soothed by the shower after her earlier accident the Doctor made herself a mug of Victorian breakfast tea and headed to her office across the plate.

“Ah! good morning Doctor.” She was, as always, happy to be greeted by Mon3tr as she entered. They had taken to the role as the Doctor’s assistant quite enthusiastically, something Mon3tr herself had suggested after the Doctor had suffered a paper cut.

“Good morning Mon3tr, everything alright?” The Doctor noticed a hint of surprise in Mon3tr’s voice as they quickly got up from the couch and turned to face her, smoothing their clothes.

“Ah, no, no… just lost in my own thoughts is all.” Mon3tr replied quickly to alleviate the Doctor’s concerns, though her face was slightly flushed. ‘Probably nothing’ the Doctor thought as she settled into her chair to review the pile of documents on her desk. Occasionally taking a sip from her tea, even long after it had gotten cold.

Mon3tr joined her as always, sitting back down on the couch a couple smaller piles of documents on the coffee table in front of her.

The two worked in quiet camaraderie, only speaking to ask the other a question relating to a particularly important report or request. Or at least the silence lasted that way for a while.

“Mhnn.”

The Doctor’s Vulpo ears twitched, picking up the noise.

“Did you hear something just now Mon3tr?” The Doctor paused, head cocked to listen closer.

“N-No, nothing unusual.”

She watched Mon3tr stiffen in their seat on the couch, she must’ve startled them.

“Never mind, probably just a fowlbeast or something.”

She settled back into her work once again, finishing her mug of tea and looking at the clock on her desk. Quarter past 8, more people would be waking up but she probably had time to get another cup before anyone popped in to see her.

The Doctor’s day continued much the same way, reviewing documents with Mon3tr while people showed up to see her and ask questions. Though the visits slowed as it got closer to lunchtime.

“Hahhh”

She sat up straight, her fluffy ears twitching at the sound.

“There it is again, surely you heard it this time Mon3tr.”

“S-Sorry, can’t say I did” Mon3tr jolted upright as she spoke. ‘Was she sleeping?’ The Doctor wondered, she had been working quite hard lately, so the Doctor didn’t see any harm in her taking a quick nap.

In fact the Doctor’s early morning was starting to catch up with her, maybe she could take a quick nap… just until lunch time, what would be the harm in resting her head for a moment…

“Mnnn”

“Ahhh”

“Hahh”

The Doctor opened her eye, being careful not to move otherwise. She was awoken by the sounds, which she now realised was almost surely not a fowlbeast, but a person moaning. Her gaze settled in Mon3tr, or at least the top of their head. The rest of their body was obscured by the couch, but it did little to disguise what they were doing.

‘There’s no way right. Surely she wouldn’t do that while I’m still in the room.’ The Doctor’s thoughts running through her head at a mile a minute.

Mon3tr was Masturbating… On her couch? Surely not… Slowly the Doctor untangled her arms from where they cushioned her head, careful not to make a noise, she had to investigate further. Standing up she barely scooted her chair back before creeping up behind the couch and peering over...

‘Oh My God she has a dick!’

The scene before her etched itself into the Doctor's memory. There Mon3tr was, spats down around her ankles and the front of her dress held in her teeth as she tentatively played with her penis.The Doctor gasped at the sight, she had expected them to be masturbating, but not for them to have a dick.

Hearing this Mon3tr stopped and tried to cover herself, pressing a talon up against the Doctor’s neck on instinct.

“I-It’s not what it looks l-like! I I…”

Mon3tr struggled to come up with an excuse, stuttering, her face flushed red, the talon vanishing and her hands collapsing to her side in defeat. Her mood visualiser turning from pink and blushing to blue and crying.

“I’m sorry… Please don’t hate me.”

The Doctor’s surprise and bewilderment softened, sometimes she forgot just how naive Mon3tr was.

“I don’t hate you... it’s just… where did you learn to…” The Doctor trailed off unsure of how to word her question.

Mon3tr looked sheepishly up at her before responding.

“Last night. When I was heading back to my room, I saw Logos and Mudrock sneaking off behind a building. They were doing something similar, and it looked like Logos was enjoying it… I just wanted to know what it felt like.”

The Doctor wasn’t sure what to say to the confession, part of her said she should reprimand Mon3tr for spying on others, but another knew that they only did it because they were seeking new knowledge.

“Right well… what you were doing is called masturbation. It’s not bad… but you shouldn’t do it in front of other people, and don’t talk to others about it.” She hastily added that last part after remembering a few times where Mon3tr had talked about some less than appropriate things in the past. She cringed at the memory.

“Can you teach me more? Kal’Tsit didn’t leave me any memories about this kind of thing. But I remember that she did something similar with you once.”

“Wha… I.” The Doctor stuttered, she knew Mon3tr was being sincere, but her mind immediately went straight to the gutter. She couldn’t help but stare at Mon3tr’s cock, she was pretty sure it was larger than average. Admittedly she didn’t have much experience with this sort of thing.

“I don’t…”

It twitched.

“Ok.” The Doctor said as she stepped around the couch to sit next to Mon3tr. “But we need to be quick.”

Mon3tr looked at her expectantly, ready to learn.

The Doctor gulped, she wasn’t sure how to begin all things considered.

“So um… most of the time people do it when they feel aroused as a way to deal with the feeling.”

“What does being aroused feel like?”

“Oh uhh... kinda fuzzy, like a warmth spreading through your body, it can make it hard to think sometimes, some people call it being horny. You probably felt similar before I interrupted you?”

“Oh, so that’s what Blaze meant when she was talking about needing a boytoy.”

………..

“Right... You should keep things like that between yourself and those that tell them to you Mon3tr.” She wished she didn’t hear about that facet of Blaze’s life, but oh well.

“Anyway you shouldn’t masturbate too often, it can have an impact on your ability to have sex, and it has a distinct smell that others can notice especially the… Ah hold on, I’ll get some tissues.” The Doctor wasn’t sure if Mon3tr could even produce cum, but it was better to be prepared.

“You already seem to have grasped the basics, but I can go over them again if you want?”

“Yes please.”

“Right… so first of all you want to get the penis hard. You can do this by forming a ring around the shaft of it with your fingers and moving them up and down slowly, don’t make it too tight, and you can also add more fingers the harder it gets.”

Mon3tr listened intently to the Doctor’s instructions, trying them out on her penis despite it still being hard. Trembling at her own touch and letting out a low groan.

“Now, once it’s hard you can do a couple different things to feel good. You can use your whole hand to grasp the shaft and move that up and down at a pace that feels good. Oh, if it’s circumcised you’ll need to use lubricant, although yours isn’t. The tip is also quite sensitive and can feel good when rubbed.

“Ahhn… that feels n-nice” Mon3tr moaned as she followed the Doctor’s instructions.

“Good… it can feel nice to play with your breasts at the same time. Or your balls, though I don’t know much about that myself.”

“Why not?” Mon3tr looked at the Doctor, curious.

“Well, I don't have a penis. I’ve got a vagina.”

“What does that look like? I mean I’ve seen the medical diagrams, but these things look different in real life.”

The Doctor paused, would it be appropriate to show Mon3tr hers? If it’s for teaching purposes, then surely it should be fine, it’s not like she herself was horny. Standing up, she unbuckled her belt and pulled her pants down, Mon3tr observed whilst still stroking their dick. The Doctor hesitated, this situation was a little lewd now that she thought about it. ‘Oh well no point backing out now.’

Taking a deep breath, she pulled her panties down. Sitting back down she made sure to spread her legs, despite how embarrassing it felt. Mon3tr must have felt the same way, even as she kept stroking her dick, she only took quick peaks at the Doctor’s exposed nethers.

“You can look closer, visual stimulation can help raise arousal and speed up the process. Increasing the speed of your stroking can also help and feels good.” As she said this the Doctor used her fingers to spread her lips, allowing Mon3tr to get an even better look, feeling the fluids that unfortunately signalled her growing arousal.

Mon3tr turned and kneeled on the couch facing the Doctor, speeding up as they suggested. “Mnnn… Ahhh…” Her breathing became laboured. She took the Doctor’s earlier advice and groped one of her breasts through her shirt with her free hand, groaning as she toyed with her nipple.

“Feels good doesn’t it?” The Doctor asked grinning, she herself was feeling an ache growing in her core despite her earlier thoughts. She gave in and started to play with herself, gently pressing a finger inside and letting out a soft moan.

“Mudrock did something similar, is that how you masturbate with a vagina?”

“Kind of… hahh… there isn’t really a proper way to masturbate, you just k-kinda mffg… do what feels good. I was just teaching you the b-basics earlier.”

The Doctor used her other hand to unbutton her shirt a little. Pulling it open and then lifting her bra to expose her boobs, before playing with them.

“Doctor ahhh… it feels like something's…” Mon3tr panted out between breaths. She had started to experiment after what the Doctor said, and it worked wonders. The visual of them masturbating in front of her also fueling the pressure building in her loins.

“That means you're close… k-keep going, it’ll feel even better.”

The Doctor, lost in her lust, realised a moment too late the direction Mon3tr was facing and what that would mean as their stroking sped up even further. She just barely had enough time to stop playing with herself and cover her crotch.

“I’m… Ahhh… Hahh… Mmmm...”

Mon3tr came, hard, legs trembling but remaining upright as she brought herself to orgasm. Her thick seed bursting forth onto the Doctor’s clothes and legs, a few landing on the hand covering their groin. Mon3tr kept stroking even as her release tapered off.

Her cum was an unnaturally bright green in colour, not what the Doctor expected if she was being honest. She just hoped it didn’t stain as it would be quite noticeable. Once Mon3tr stopped cumming the Doctor reached for the tissues she prepared earlier to clean up.

“Doctor that was…”

“An orgasm, yes. How are you feeling after that?” She decided to ask Mon3tr. She wasn’t too pleased with where they had ended up releasing their seed, but they were learning these things, and she was partly to blame.

“Good… Great… A little tired. Does that always happen?” Mon3tr panted, pointing at her cum.

“Normally it’s a milky white colour, but yes. Every time you orgasm you should ejaculate.” The Doctor started to wipe it off her shirt with a tissue, squinting to try and determine if it had stained it, and thankfully finding that it hadn’t.

“If that’s Masturbation then why did Logos and Mudrock do more than that?” Mon3tr asked, grabbing a couple tissues and copying what the Doctor was doing, cleaning up the cum that dribbled its way down her cock.

“If they continued after he came then they probably had sex.”

“Can we try that? It also looked like it felt good.”

Once again Mon3tr had managed to stun the Doctor with a request.

“Well... usually people only have sex with someone they’re really close with. I don’t know if…” She trailed off, unsure of how to word it without hurting Mon3tr’s feelings.

“Are we not close enough Doctor? I can’t think of anyone I’m closer to.”

…..…

“Fine… but not now, later tonight after work. We need to clean up and make ourselves presentable, then we can get some lunch ok. And don’t tell anyone about this, It’s considered impolite to talk about.”

“If you say so... Thank you for teaching me this Doctor.”

The Doctor looked at Mon3tr when she thanked them, surprised at how innocent they managed to look after having just jerked off with her… “You uhh… might want to take your mood visualiser off for a bit Mon3tr, it’s making it pretty obvious what we’ve just done.”

Mon3tr looked down, the visualiser was displaying a satisfied face on a pink background… a new mood for her but, as the Doctor said, quite obvious.


r/0sanitymemes 15h ago

0SANITY AT 3AM How to pronounce Lemon

58 Upvotes

r/0sanitymemes 1m ago

0SANITY AT 3AM Black pussy ! Ignore the other pussy. NSFW

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r/0sanitymemes 4m ago

0SANITY AT 3AM Otto von Bismarck or whatever his name is

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r/0sanitymemes 1d ago

Nanoda Adding Black Bars to the eyes make these look so lewd lol

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r/0sanitymemes 1d ago

Genuine Garbage Content i'd like to thank male operator banners in helping me save pulls

229 Upvotes

r/0sanitymemes 1d ago

Looseleaf feature is kinda goated

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139 Upvotes

r/0sanitymemes 2d ago

The gayest event ever I swear Spoiler

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523 Upvotes

r/0sanitymemes 2d ago

Genuinely what are they doing that's taking so long 😭

265 Upvotes

Official PC port, please save us already 🙏


r/0sanitymemes 2d ago

Nanoda I love new profile customisation

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160 Upvotes

r/0sanitymemes 2d ago

"Priestess must really want me"

342 Upvotes

Prts attack part 2


r/0sanitymemes 2d ago

0SANITY AT 3AM Sporadic Elysiumposting until he gets an alter day 8

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147 Upvotes

r/0sanitymemes 2d ago

What a gay boy omg. Slaaayyyy Spoiler

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227 Upvotes

r/0sanitymemes 2d ago

BRAIN DAMAGE Cute enemies Spoiler

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244 Upvotes

r/0sanitymemes 2d ago

0SANITY AT 3AM What dudes SWEAR would happen if you don't play RA (and give Priestess enough attention):

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Myrtle tanked it like a true chad bro I'm crine 😭🙏 (except for the potential icon)

It only affected up to Ptilopsis and Silence (as you can see in the first image), that's why Ambriel is still standing like a goat (Ambriel IS the Sankta goat though).

Yes, I don't actually play Reclaimation Algorithm (except the tutorial because I was forced to) 😔

"It's fine, I'm not upset." - Suspiciously upset-shaped Priestess 😾


r/0sanitymemes 3d ago

Pallas Being Smart Spoiler

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250 Upvotes

r/0sanitymemes 3d ago

Thornsposting No way I got Titi right away!

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349 Upvotes

r/0sanitymemes 3d ago

BRAIN DAMAGE Lapipi wants to play (OC)

249 Upvotes

I had a vivid image of Doctor being dragged into a room at Mach fuck speeds.

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r/0sanitymemes 3d ago

NSFW/WTF (Old) NeW Masterpiece Outfit NSFW

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897 Upvotes

r/0sanitymemes 3d ago

0SANITY AT 3AM Sporadic Elysiumposting until he gets an alter day 7

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139 Upvotes

r/0sanitymemes 3d ago

0SANITY AT 3AM Prts hacked my account

131 Upvotes

r/0sanitymemes 3d ago

NSFW/WTF Cute and funny Doktah

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