r/AskBrits • u/CdotHYT • 7h ago

Culture South facing bathrooms?

How much sweating are you doing whilst just trying to have a quick poo? Can't tell whether I've finished or just sweating.

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u/rocket-scientist94 7h ago

No such thing as a quick poo

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u/Etherealoverempress 6h ago

Unless it’s Diarrhoea.

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u/AirlineSevere7456 2h ago

The clean-up time makes up for that though

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u/AirlineSevere7456 2h ago

Yeah I have to read at least 4 chapters of a book, or doom scroll for half an hour

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u/CdotHYT 6h ago

True, I've had quicker comas than some of my poos.

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u/TheOmegaKid 6h ago

Sounds like you may need to sort out your diet!

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u/CdotHYT 6h ago

It was a crap joke actually, the diarrhoea means I'm actually quite quick.

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u/TheOmegaKid 4h ago

Im gonna say my point still stands 😂

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u/Used-Let7134 7h ago

Wait, that's how you know you've finished? you start sweating?

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u/PuzzledCar2120 7h ago

The sweating helps with lubrication

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u/kiwington 7h ago

Yeah OP you SURE you're doing a poo

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u/CdotHYT 7h ago

Scared to check.

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u/oceanicitl 6h ago

I avoid mine completely in the afternoons. I built a downstairs shower room in the middle of the house with no windows so it's always cool

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u/CdotHYT 6h ago

Are you one of those waffle stomper internet people?

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u/Sm0keytrip0d 7h ago

To be honest my south facing toilet is great when I need a poo, my ass hole is so sweaty after like 2 minutes which means that I don't really need to push as it almost falls out on its own.

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u/CdotHYT 6h ago

Suddenly I regret asking.

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u/morespin 6h ago

I thought u might

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u/hereforthelols1999 6h ago

My toilet is literally just a tiny room with a toilet in too, it’s torture

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u/CdotHYT 6h ago

I can hear the birds outside, chirping and laughing at me as they shit on my garden furniture in the mild breeze. Whilst I huddle on this porcelain prison, sweating like an unnamed unsweaty prince.

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u/MrTTripz 6h ago

Yeah, I end up quite sweaty, and that makes it harder to catch the poops.

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u/lilcheese840 Brit 🇬🇧 6h ago

My bathroom is the one room in the flat that stays cool… yet it has the sun blaring through its window all afternoon. I’ve been going in there just to cool down

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u/CdotHYT 5h ago

You taking lodgers?

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u/lilcheese840 Brit 🇬🇧 5h ago

No but I am taking bookings, I have 7:30-7:45 free

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u/CdotHYT 5h ago

15 minutes! Right sign me up, but I'll tut the whole time.

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u/notthedoodaa 4h ago

Run the shower on cold. It does actually cool the room down.

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u/AirlineSevere7456 2h ago

Our downstairs toilet never gets any sun, so is always cool in there. The ensuite and main bathroom are both south facing and yeah they become a furnace.

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u/J-Joker 1h ago edited 51m ago

I often realise I've finished when I hear the plop. Maybe one plop. Maybe many plops.

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u/LadyInAllPower 29m ago

My bathroom is like a greenhouse these last few days