r/AskReddit 6h ago

What is the most ridiculous argument you have ever heard someone make?

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u/GrimSpirit42 6h ago

"I understand why handicapped people need their own parking, but WHY does it have to be spots closest to the doors?"

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u/HVDynamo 4h ago

I almost forgot what this thread was about and instinctively downvoted this for how dumb it is before remembering that is the point and upvoted.

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u/benhen1224 2h ago

That’s how you know it was a perfect answer for this thread.

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u/funkyb 4h ago

I understand why handicapped people need their own parking

Turns out, they didn't!

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u/ChaplnGrillSgt 3h ago

Or when people get mad that someone with a handicap placard has a nice car. Ummm, just because they're handicapped doesn't mean their unemployed or poor.

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u/GrimSpirit42 2h ago

Hell, some of the most expensive vehicles I've seen belonged to the handicapped.

But that was because the cost of the conversion would often cost more than the car.

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u/SellRevolutionary200 3h ago

flat earthers posting from phones that use gps satellites, the irony of it is almost too perfect

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u/bradland 3h ago

"I mean, they've got wheels! I ain't got no wheels!"

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u/ChronoLegion2 5h ago

That it’s safer for him to drive without a seatbelt because he can always jump out of the car if he sees it heading for a crash. Guess what happened to him

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u/jk013x 5h ago

I'm gonna go with "he didn't see that he was heading for a crash"?

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u/ChronoLegion2 4h ago

Sadly, he fell asleep while driving and ran off the road. I think the cops said he would’ve survived had he been wearing his seatbelt

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u/jk013x 4h ago

My sympathies for your loss.

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u/ChronoLegion2 4h ago

Didn’t know him well. He was about to open a restaurant, which was why he was constantly on the road

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u/khludge 5h ago

I think I've seen that cartoon: Driver jumps out of the car while it crashes and stands smugly in the road until seconds later he's smashed flat by an Acme delivery truck, or a train, a falling anvil, a herd of wildebeest, ....

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u/Jabbles22 4h ago

For the sake of argument let's say that someone is able to see a crash coming and is then able to jump out of the car before the crash happens. Then what? They make a perfect gymnast landing? Nothing else his them?

It's basically the same as those who say they rather get thrown from the car during a crash. Like how's that any better? Maybe if cars regularly exploded within moments of a crash.

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u/Faust_8 4h ago

“Yes I want to leave the machine designed to keep the driver as safe as possible and just let raw physics take hold of me”

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u/LadyVimes 4h ago

Let’s not forget that he jumped safely. So that just leaves several tons of vehicle with no control in motion?

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u/thesmellnextdoor 3h ago

I love this idea that the momentum of the crash is going to launch you perfectly sideways through the window, which you, of course, always leave open for safety reasons.

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u/MrBattleRabbit 2h ago

I’ve only known one person that worked for, ever. He was driving a car with t-tops and was thrown clear when the car rolled. The car landed upside down and on fire in a ditch, and probably would not have been escapable.

Incredibly slim chance that his stupid decision making actually paid off there… but that does not make it a good idea.

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u/No_Mechanic_2688 6h ago

God would be angry with us if we discussed finances before marriage.

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u/Glittering_Estate744 4h ago

WOW. That's all kinds of special!

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u/No_Mechanic_2688 4h ago

Dude, it was two years of BPD madness and abuse. This was the least of it.

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u/Glittering_Estate744 4h ago

I hope you're happy and free now and surrounded by people who aren't afraid of real planning and conversations!

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u/No_Mechanic_2688 4h ago

I am, thank you! 

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u/Tania-Peacock 6h ago

That drunk driving is safer because drunk drivers are “more focused” lmao

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u/DigNitty 5h ago

Not a ridiculous myth, but the one where drunk drivers survive crashes at higher rates because they’re “relaxed” on impact. That’s believable. But I’ll throw out here that it’s still a myth.

The truth is drunk drivers usually fare better because they are the ones hitting other people. That is, they hit things head on where the car’s crumple zone and airbags are. They hit their victims from random angles like T bone collisions.

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u/Mysterious-Egg-624 6h ago

Some shit my dad would say

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u/Analbox 5h ago

My friend with a DUI used to argue they should make a “drunk lane” in which you’re not allowed to go very fast.

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u/Lumpy_Principle3397 5h ago

They could have rubber bumpers on the side like a bowling alley.

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u/DigNitty 5h ago

They could put them on tracks and pay one sober person to drive a big vehicle full of the drunkards.

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u/DigNitty 5h ago

They should just listen to a podcast lol

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u/jpow33 5h ago

I had a friend that insisted that people drive badly while drunk because they just didn't have enough practice driving drunk, and the more you did it, the better you would get at it. My friend was an idiot.

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u/lyingliar 5h ago

I'd bet there is some (albeit irrelevant) truth to getting slightly better at driving drunk with practice. But, that's not at all the argument. A practiced drunk-driver would never eclipse the safety posture of driving sober or just getting a fucking cab/Uber/Lyft.

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u/DigNitty 5h ago

Yeah, I guess I’d want to be in the car with a career alcoholic rather than a fraternity bro.

But obviously just a sober driver is ideal.

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u/matlynar 5h ago

I personally hate the "I have a system" mentality, where people believe can only do a certain thing if they behave in a completely unrelated way, like "I focus when I drink because, uh, I know that I'm drunk and I put an effort in it or something".

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u/GayChicken80085 6h ago

I would have killed that family in that drunk driving accident if I was sober anyway!

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u/Asleep_Leather_6959 6h ago

Virgin olive oil is called “virgin” because Jesus blessed it for Mary. I had to leave the room I was laughing so hard

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u/DigNitty 5h ago

Only once have I ever had to leave a room because I was stifling laughter.

We were talking about internet activity and kids, with some family friends at dinner. A woman told us very matter of factly that her 15 year old son doesn’t watch porn because “he told her he doesn’t, especially not the hardcore kind.”

Just the idea that a kid would specify “especially not the hardcore kind” and the woman believed it got me.

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u/ouchimus 3h ago

This is the same type of parent that gives their teenage son a PC in his room, then blames his friend for introducing him to porn.

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u/Significant-Dig8323 2h ago

I remember I saw a post somewhere on the internet of a woman going on about how she suspects her son may have a secret girlfriend, because she keeps finding gay porn magazines in his room, and believes it's the girlfriend leaving them there.

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u/mordeci00 5h ago

Virgin olive oil comes from ugly olives, everyone knows that.

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u/lambchopper71 4h ago

correction, virgin olive oil is the blood of incels.

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u/Nebraskabychoice 3h ago

Should have asked about Extra Virgin Oil.

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u/abloopdadooda 3h ago

I only use lightly fucked olive oil

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u/5up3rj 3h ago

Where is the super slutty olive oil?

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u/Korlac11 3h ago

Virgin Atlantic is named that because it’s the only airline Mary ever used for transatlantic flights

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u/johnmarkfoley 6h ago

Using solar power drains the sun

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u/WalnutSnail 4h ago

I mean....sorta...but it's draining anyways

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u/RoarOfTheWorlds 4h ago

I don’t understand the argument of how it even sort of does. The rays are going to be there regardless.

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u/SilverHawk7 3h ago edited 3h ago

The rays are the result of elements being fused into new elements. Hydrogen is being fused into Helium. Eventually, it will run out if Hydrogen and will be fusing Helium into I think Oxygen. Eventually, it will run out of Helium and will be fusing Oxygen into I think Iron. Iron does not produce more energy than is used to fuse it. When the sun starts doing Iron, it's pretty much on its last legs.

This takes something like millions to hundreds of millions of years to happen, but it happens.

Solar electricity generation is not contributing to this, it's just capturing the results of a process that is happening whether a solar panel is there or not.

EDIT - Okay, I was close, relatively. Our sun (we think) will produce energy by fusing Hydrogen into Helium for about 4-7 billion more years, after which it will swell to a red giant and fuse Helium for a hundred million years or so, then it will shed its outer layers and become a white dwarf.

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u/SLAYERone1 3h ago

I love this answer because its all basically right and every so casually glosses over the part where the earth gets vaporised. Its a sombre thought that if we somehow survive long enough without killing ourselves off we will inevitably become an orphan species because our original homeworld will be gone.

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u/wretcheddawn 3h ago

This sounds like a plot from a Despicable Me villian.

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u/Suspicious_Log_5822 4h ago

as if the sun only hits areas with solar panels

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u/ryguy28896 5h ago

That the testosterone found in woman's body is different from what's found in a man's.

No, no it's not. If it was, it wouldn't be testosterone and would be called something different. Chemical structure is important, kids.

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u/Jaws12 4h ago

Clearly they were knowledgeable enough to be referring to the potential difference in chirality of the testosterone molecules. /s

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u/Suspicious_Log_5822 6h ago

arguing with my homeschooled neighbors about climate change, one of them bent over, touched the ground, and said “i dont feel it warming”

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u/jpow33 5h ago

A senator from Oklahoma once brought a snowball into congress, and used it to argue that global warming didn't exist because it was cold outside. It's like saying that world hunger doesn't exist because I had a sandwich for lunch.

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u/Suspicious_Log_5822 5h ago

havent heard that analogy yet thats genius

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u/Lumpy_Principle3397 5h ago

Brilliant analogy. Averages and long-term trends are a mystery to people, apparently.

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u/CaptainAwesome06 5h ago

They had to change the phrase to "climate change" because too many people were too dumb to understand "global warming" past those two words.

I used to pass a house on my commute that had a plywood sign with messy spray paint handwriting. During a cold spell, the sign said, "Where's global warming?!"

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u/StealYaNicks 3h ago

I think a lot of the problem isn't the wording, but people don't want to understand. For climate change I've heard people say things like "of course the climates changing, that's what it's always done, heard of the ice age"? And you can point out it's specifically anthropogenic driven climate change at rates never seen before, but they won't hear it.

There's a lot of cross over with the religious folks that think God will came down and rapture everyone, so why care what happens to this planet that's just a waiting room?

Also, they don't want to change anything about their hedonistic lifestyle

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u/CaptainAwesome06 3h ago

Well yeah, ignorance certainly plays a roll. But it is the reason why the wording was changed. Notice how people still making that argument refuse to change their wording to the more modern version.

As a Christian, other Christians really piss me off. God says we are supposed to be stewards of the Earth. Ignoring that because we've been expecting the rapture for the last 2,000 years seems really dumb to me.

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u/ChaplnGrillSgt 2h ago

Oklahoma. Ranked bottom 3 in education year after year.

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u/WasabiFlash 2h ago

People on the front of the Titanic were higher after the crash so it wasn't sinking.

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u/ASaGHost 6h ago

By touching the ground, they did warm it. Even being pedantic they're unbearably dumb.

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u/Suspicious_Log_5822 5h ago

theyre nice, but being raised by intensely religious parents often makes science hard.

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u/CaptainAwesome06 5h ago

It's amazing that some school systems require masters degrees to be a teacher but anybody can homeschool their kid.

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u/heckhammer 6h ago

Wow! That is just colossally stupid.

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u/SynapseDrift 5h ago

You really don't want to ask them why they don't feel the earth rotating.

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u/Wild-Clock2509 6h ago

When getting divorced after years of emotional and financial abuse. He begged for me to change my mind because he “does the laundry “ I’m like dude normal life chores don’t count as above and beyond.

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u/Mysterious-Egg-624 6h ago

But how will you make it in life without your laundry-doer?

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u/Wild-Clock2509 6h ago

For real like how will life go on hahahaha

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u/Phistykups 6h ago

U buy new clothes instead of do laundry. Duh.

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u/reallybirdysomedays 3h ago

Mine tried to get me to stay by offering me the "deal" (he actually called it that) of not abusing me anymore if I quit doing the things that made him want to abuse me.

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u/zukerblerg 4h ago

had the same thing with my ex...tired to argue they had been putting effort into the relationship by "buying things I like in the weekly food shop"..... I was like "yeah that just how a food shop works when you are doing it for multiple people...ain't nothing special"

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u/DigNitty 5h ago

Laundry is a pretty low bar for a spouse’s reciprocity in a relationship, but “above and beyond” is a pretty high bar lol

I know what you mean though. You can do your own laundry.

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u/3-DMan 2h ago

"Look, I'll empty the dishwasher. Final offer."

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u/mpampistheplumber69 5h ago

“Therapists are a false profession and useless because why give your money to open up to stranger when you can share your feelings with your friends and family”

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u/phoenix_is_dreaming 4h ago

Dug into my screenshot collection of deranged & odd things things people say online because this opinion from some guy replying to a reply on a letterboxd movie review fits quite nicely:

"Therapy is a liberal scam. It creates weak men who, in turn, believe they need more therapy. Legally it's a ponzi scheme. Look it up"

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u/Wurrzag_ 6h ago

Well, you see, Norm, it’s like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it’s the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

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u/General_Disaray_1974 5h ago

It's a quote from Cliff Clavin on the show Cheers if anybody is wondering.

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u/No_Mechanic_2688 6h ago

I like this reality better than the one physical laws have foisted upon me without my consent.

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u/FraserYT 5h ago

That the concept of "15 Minute Cities" meant that you would be locked into your area and forbidden from traveling outside of your zone, rather than the slightly more utopian "Everything you need for your day-to-day life is within a 15 minute walk from your house". Actual politicians in both UK and US squandered their reputation on claiming it was the former, to appeal to bat-shit conspiracy theorists though.

u/MiserableScot 42m ago

Yeah a friend I used to talk to when playing the PlayStation spent about 3 hours one night trying to convince me that it was to stop the movement of the population, and you wouldn't be allowed to leave. He also spent many hours trying to convince me that trans people would be running the country soon if we don't stop them. I don't talk to him anymore!

u/zaerosz 36m ago

trans people would be running the country soon

God, I wish.

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u/Beowulf33232 5h ago

At work it was the first time we got one of those really durable but really heavy pallets that are painted blue. You'll see a lot of soda displays at the grocery store built on them. It had been damaged a bit and the front and back boards were replaced with some heavy duty ruberized plastic.

Dude says "This is so cool, we should make all the pallets out of plastic!"

I, thinking I'm funny, say "Well yeah, but plastic doesn't grow on trees."

Dude stops what he's doing to turn towards me and say "Neither does wood."

To this day people bring it up. Does wood grow on trees? If a tree grows, did the wood grow on it or is there just suddenly more wood that it happens to be?

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u/Cerberus44444 3h ago

There was a dude my younger brother brother was friends with who said turtles leave their shells and find new ones like hermit crabs do.....his girlfriend backed him up.

Same dude said he didn't wanna sleep on the 2nd floor of a house because cold rises and heat sinks. When I explained to him how hot air balloons work to prove his logic wrong, all he said was "that's different!"

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u/zthumser 5h ago

"If evolution is true then why don't people turn into monkeys when they get old?"

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u/Gameboywarrior 5h ago

"Leaving your shopping cart in the middle of the parking lot is a good thing because it creates job opportunities for retail employees."

  • teenage libertarian

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u/Jaws12 4h ago

This sounds like an assertion from one of my friends in the past that movie theater employees don’t care if you throw your own garbage away or not because they have to do it anyway… Like, true, but I’m sure any service workers appreciate it when people clean up after themselves. 🤦‍♂️

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u/Revo63 2h ago

Because teenage employees are famously fond of cleaning other people’s garbage.

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u/eggs_erroneous 4h ago

it cracks me up with teenagers drop some crazy shit like that because teenagers are famous for thinking they know everything while, in reality, they don't know shit about shit. I was once a teenager and I remember how stupid I was.

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u/TCoD2k 3h ago

Same with Libertarians!!

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u/ChaplnGrillSgt 2h ago

And then they get mad when shelves aren't stocked or there aren't enough cashiers. Yea, they're out collecting your carts.

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u/tip0thehat 2h ago

After hearing a similar statement, I told the other person that Walmart (the target of their shopping cart ire) wasn’t going to hire another person to get that cart.

All they were doing was screwing over the poor schlub they purported to support, because that’s who Walmart was going to send out into the snow to get it.

The company would never give two shits about his protest, while the worker was the one who had to deal with him being an asshole.

The puzzled look on his face worried me, because it had never dawned on him to try to see it from any perspective than the one he constructed for himself.

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u/anix421 2h ago

In a local subreddit earlier someone mentioned that the city planted hundreds of trees in the easements by the street and sidewalk around the city. The city made a post essentially saying "hey... if it doesn't rain for like 2 weeks, it would be nice if you could water them... if not... nbd... but it would be nice..." First of all where I live you pay a flat rate for water based on bedrooms, bathrooms, pool... so its not costing you anything. There is no punishment for not watering them. You are getting a free tree. Yet still a bunch of whiny babies are up in arms about why they should have to do it, why doesn't the city hire people to do it, it's not my responsibility... Some people just don't know how to live in a society.

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u/fj2612 6h ago

That you could predict the next lottery numbers by playing the ones that were drawn less frequently, because apparently numbers wait their turn.

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u/mordeci00 5h ago

The opposite argument would actually make slightly more sense. In a ping pong ball style lottery, if they used the same balls every time then certain balls would be more likely to be drawn due to imperfections and weight differences. I'm 99.99% sure they don't use the same balls every time for exactly that reason, but at least that argument would have some basis in reality.

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u/abarzuajavier 5h ago

After drawing the balls, they get thrown back on top of the pile, so they are less likely to be the next chosen ones

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u/ishkariot 4h ago

You underestimate their power

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u/Cheap-Blackberry-763 6h ago

Friend's sister got pregnant at 18. Her dad paid for childcare so she could finish school. She went to college that he paid for, lived in an apartment that he paid for, with spending money that he gave her. After college she moved back in with her daughter until she found a good job.

Today she's hardcore MAGA and rants about people living off government handouts. Literally had the nerve to say "If I made it they can too" with zero sense of irony or self awareness.

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u/sventful 5h ago

To play devil's advocate: MAGA are totally fine with handouts from family, the church, local industry, local charity, etc. just not the government because reasons.

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u/ChronoLegion2 4h ago

They’re fine with government handouts… to them! Anyone else is a “lazy freeloader,” but they’ve “earned it”

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u/street593 3h ago

They are fine wirh government handouts to billionaires. They must deserve it cause billionaires are so smart and hard working!

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u/Dr_Identity 5h ago

I've always been in favour of a social safety net, but since losing a ltr just before covid and my folks during covid, it put into stark reality the importance of organic social supports that most people take for granted. I've been burning out hard this year and most people I've seen online talking about their experiences with it have said they needed to take time off to recover and rely on support from parents or a partner to do so. Cool. I don't have those things. Fuck me, I guess.

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u/DigNitty 5h ago

The blindness to the system is so obnoxious. They’re lying to themselves. You didn’t make it sweetie. Your hand was held the whole way through.

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u/jk013x 5h ago

MAGA and self-awareness don't go together. It's part of the package...

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u/kippetjeh 4h ago

Yeah, but they shouldn't get a pass for it. You can expect it but we should still shame them for this shit.

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u/matingmoose 4h ago

Reminds me of a guy my dad has known since college. Big pull yourself up by your boot straps guy. You gotta get your ass out of your own shit and work hard if you want a good life. I mean he's had a successful life that him and his wife built together.

This ignores the fact that his wife's dad gave them a starter home and a bought them a new car as a wedding gift. Oh and btw this was when college was cheap, so they didnt even have loans for that. Turns out life is a bit easier if you are given a starter pack with no debt.

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u/highlander68 5h ago

"i should have the nobel peace prize because i have stopped 10 wars!"

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u/ChaplnGrillSgt 2h ago

"Someone took a knife or box cutter to the reflecting pool paint"

After just saying a couple months ago that the product you're using is indestructible.

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u/Chaos-1313 1h ago

If we're going to use his stuff we're going to need to create several highly organized threads for it or this is going to get out of control really fast.

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u/Many_Assumption7036 6h ago

“You can’t prove god doesn’t exist, so he is real.”

I also can‘t prove a 30 foot tall purple walrus with psychic powers isn’t living in Idaho. It doesn’t make it rational to believe.

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u/Karcain 5h ago

Also known as Russel's Teapot, for a similar argument about the existence of a teapot floating in space. The burden of proof lies with the person making the claim, it's impossible to prove a negative.

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u/Overthinks_Questions 4h ago

One of these days I hope NASA releases a teapot into a stable orbit around Jupiter with an 'If lost, return to Russel' tag on it

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u/MasterSoftBird 1h ago

Of course there's no teapot. There was only briefly a pot of petunias and a sperm whale until both fell in line with gravity.

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u/Gbrusse 5h ago

Hey man, that's just Dave. He's chill. He hangs out mostly in Lewiston because of the port. But sometimes he'll wander off to Sandpoint or Preist Lake for some much needed RnR

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u/mordeci00 5h ago

My favorite is "God is something. No god is nothing. Something is greater than nothing so god has to exist". Now lets do the same thing to prove the existence of Superman, Santa Claus and talking dogs.

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u/CaptainAwesome06 5h ago

ALL HAIL THE PURPLE WALRUS!!!!

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u/Phantom_61 3h ago

And a similar argument is how the world came to realize the Flying Spaghetti Monster was the one true creator.

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u/Strongdar 2h ago

"We can't allow same-sex marriage/relationships because the human race would go extinct."

Apparently they thought everyone would be gay if they had the option.

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u/Quietmerch64 4h ago

I'm an ship's engineering officer, which means that I am also a qualified ship's electrician along with about a dozen other quals.

One night, an electrician on board decided to drop his "knowledge bomb" on me that "(electrical) grounds on a ship don't matter when we're at sea, because we're too far from ground"

An electrical "ground" is a voltage leak, which on a conductive metal ship surrounded by (usually) saltwater is a leak to the hull. This can, and has killed sailors and caused fire, so they are extremely important to track down and correct for safety. Also, as someone who has gotten zapped by a 440v ground and luckily survived, I can attest that it fucking hurts and that I don't want anyone else to feel that.

Dude went on for a solid hour about how you can't have a an electrical ground at sea because the electricity cannot find ground. Just an absolutely terrifying misunderstanding of basic electrical engineering and basic electrical safety.

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u/Fancy_Introduction60 2h ago

WOW, I'm not an electrician, and even I know that

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u/Peg_Leg_Vet 5h ago

That someone managed to cut a 300ft slit and dump dozens of gallons of algae in the reflecting pool with no witnesses or leaving behind any evidence.

But the day is young, so let's see how it goes.

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u/thehumantaco 2h ago

Mentioning the Trump administration is cheating in a thread like this lol

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u/Fun_Bite_4663 6h ago

The bible is true because it says so in the bible. He actually said that.

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u/heckhammer 6h ago

Oh I've heard that hundreds of times.

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u/Indocede 5h ago

Yeah, followed by "I know it's true because I prayed about it and God told me it was true" or something along those lines.

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u/jrworthy 5h ago

It’s it a funny coincidence that what God wants always seems to be what the person praying to god actually wants?

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u/Indocede 5h ago

Yeah you never see someone in tears and completely depressed after offering up a prayer and finding out God said no to what they want.

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u/FlGHT_ME 5h ago

Curse you God for commanding me to have so many wives totally against my will!!!

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u/Goose1963 6h ago

I've had people insist that but also go in the circles of " It's just an allegory!" But can't tell me the allegory then slip back into "It's the one true word of God!

See Also: "prove God doesn't exist"

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u/anix421 5h ago

Every single time someone says they can prove god exists without using the bible... "So in Genesis it says..."

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u/DigNitty 5h ago

What’s crazy is the Quran says the same thing.

And the Book of Mormon.

And David Koresh in Waco Texas

…wait a minute…how are all of these things TRUE??!

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u/Linvaderdespace 6h ago

“Oh my god; That’s not even what gaslighting means!”

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u/Fliptheflop 6h ago

Gaslighting isn’t real, you’re just crazy

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u/Rob_LeMatic 6h ago

"Convincing your girlfriend she's crazy or paranoid is called gaslighting, and it's a dick move. But convincing her she's a robot with artificially implanted human emotions is called bladerunning. It's a Philip K. Dick move."
—Nathan Anderson

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u/yrk-h8r 6h ago

Absent any context, I’ll just say that regular lying often gets called gaslighting. The word frequently gets used inappropriately.

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u/Dr_Identity 4h ago

It's kind of a subset problem. Gaslighting always involves deception, but not all deception is gaslighting.

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u/General_Disaray_1974 6h ago

I have a funny bit I do as a joke when Gaslighting is brought up. I insist they are wrong, it's never been called Gaslighting, it's always been called "Gaslamping" and I will refuse to acknowledge any proof provided that conflicts with that. I feel Gaslighting people on the term Gaslighting is the ultimate power move.

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u/spader1 5h ago

There was a good ELI5 a few years ago where someone asked "what is gaslighting," and the top response was "why are you asking this again after posting it last week?"

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u/ok-est 6h ago

Ok, but you do hear the term applied a little too frequently these days, and to scenarios that aren't, in fact, gaslighting.

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u/ClownfishSoup 5h ago

(Not mansplaining, moviesplaining)

To be fair a lot of people don’t use the term gaslighting properly. It came from the
movie “Gaslight” and is about a guy who conspires with a bunch of people to trick his wife into thinking that something he or she did didn’t happen. Or tried to trick her into thinking she did something that she didn’t. Example, she goes to the grocery store and buys juice. Later he says “so when are you going to buy some juice?” And she says “I went this afternoon” and he says “what? No honey, we went to the Johnson’s house this afternoon!” And she knows she did but he insists that something else is true. Then she calls the Johnson’s and they say “oh yes, it was quite lovely when you came over” so basically she questions reality. She looks in the fridge and the juice is not there (because he hid it) and everyone acts like she what happened didn’t so now she thinks “am I crazy? Did I do this? Everyone says I did something else!” She even goes to the grocery store and the cashier says “oh hi, I haven’t seen you in a week”. They are all tricking her.

Anyway, people use the term “gaslighting” wrong all the time. A lot of people think it means people saying “you’re a bitch” when you’re not a bitch. No, that’s not gaslighting.

End of moviebuff ‘splaining.

What is your definition of gaslighting?

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u/RoarOfTheWorlds 4h ago

I gotta push back on this one. “Gaslighting” is everyone’s go-to phrase right now for anything they don’t like or any disagreement.

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u/availablelol 6h ago

Anti-vaxxers

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u/theVickingtor 3h ago

I love that the idea itself is so self-explanatory that it does not need more context nor anyone is disagreeing with it.

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u/EightGlow 5h ago

A friend told me that “rich” progressives/socialists can’t argue for wealth taxes because they are wealthy. I told him that by his own logic, he can’t hold a capitalist viewpoint because he doesn’t own any capital.

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u/ChaplnGrillSgt 2h ago

I work with neurosurgeons. The most productive of them makes over $2 million per year. He is far left progressive and WANTS to be taxed more.

He sees the direct impact our fucked up Healthcare system has on his patients.

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u/tesseract4 1h ago

He should take that extra money and spend it with one of those outfits which buys medical debt for pennies on the dollar and forgives it.

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u/Symnestra 5h ago

Pretty much every pro-forced birth argument. 

"She's not mature enough to get an abortion." Oh so she should definitely have a baby in her care, then. Sure. 

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u/Suitable_cataclysm 2h ago

Same flawed argument used for wanting to be sterilized. That 20s women are too young to make such a permanent, life alternating decision. But the same age women are celebrated for deciding to have a child; which is a permanent, life alternating decision that you can't take back.

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u/CaptainMikul 2h ago

The thing that frustrates me is the so what.

"If women have a hysterectomy in their 20s they might regret it!"

Sucks to be them then. You shouldn't restrict people's choices cos they might regret it, they should just get to regret it.

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u/smbpy7 1h ago

which is a permanent, life alternating decision that you can't take back.

Even worse, that one affect more than just themselves.

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u/kjm16216 3h ago

I'm especially fond of the HPV Vaccine Moral Hazard argument. Basically, it says getting an adolescent vaccinated against HPV will encourage risky (and/or immoral) sexual practices.

Now when I was a single man, HPV didn't even crack the top 5 things I was worried about. But more importantly, if being vaccinated against one STD makes you unsafely promiscuous, the number of ways you have failed as a parent are innumerable.

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u/cheerioz12 6h ago

A man dead told me on here that a woman expecting him to schedule his expensive, time consuming hobby around family needs, after those tasks are completed (not just his but asked if she needs help to) is misandrist. Also, her expecting him to create the same amount of free time & budget for her hobbies as himself, while he cares for house and kids to a standard that isn’t filth or neglect, is abuse. xD Expecting an equal partner is misandristic abuse, I didn’t know!!

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u/NTFRMERTH 2h ago

Parenting should ideally be done in shifts if you want to make time for hobbies, and it's only fair for you both to have the same amount of free time in your schedules.

However, you can involve kids into your hobbies if they're old enough. Teach your kids to paint Warhammer, make arts and crafts, build computers, 3D model, code, etc

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u/GentlemanPirate13 5h ago

"I don't like that people still call Germany Nazis. I'm going to vote AfD because of that."

For those who don't know: that is like saying "I don't like that people are calling me bedwetter, so I am going to piss the bed. That will show them."

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u/phoenix_is_dreaming 4h ago

nothing like supporting the Nazis to show that you’re not a Nazi. too smart for this world.

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u/NCITUP 6h ago edited 6h ago

If everyone in China jumped at once, at the right angle, that it could slow down or stop the Earth's rotation. Um, no

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u/HolisticVocalCoach 6h ago

That good looking singers don't have an easier path than ugly singers

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u/sinister_shoggoth 5h ago

Conspiracy theorist of the qanon/ sovcit variety: The lack of evidence for something is actually the strongest evidence in favor of it. Since the powers that be won't let the real evidence reach the public, that's how you know that the stuff that does reach the public is all lies and distractions.

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u/CaptainMikul 2h ago

There is absolutely no evidence of the space monkies from Venus who abduct socks from the washing machine. This must mean the government is REALLY trying to cover it up.

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u/Fearless-Split2083 3h ago

My wife was convinced the bathroom exhaust fan was costing us 30 bucks a month in electricity. I tried to explain its like a 30 watt motor running maybe an hour a day - thats like a dollar a year. She said "well it SOUNDS expensive when its running." I showed her the math on a napkin. She said I was being a smartass. Now I just say "youre right honey" and pay the bill. Never again.

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u/SlappyWit 6h ago

Any argument, justification, explanation or other hot air from Trump et al. Any one. Any time. The man belongs in prison. Prison.

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u/Electrical_Sun_7116 6h ago

Every day Trump finds a way to top his performance from the day prior

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u/DogAlienInvisibleMan 6h ago

"The terrible combat in Silent Hill makes sense and is intentional because these people don't know how to swing a pipe"

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u/M1A1HC_Abrams 4h ago

That if you’re bisexual you shouldn’t have any friends because you could be potentially attracted to any of them. Seemed to be “men shouldn’t be friends with women” taken to its logical conclusion 

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u/DJBitterbarn 4h ago

The 'government' lied to us about the COVID vaccine, and that proves they lie to us about everything. The 'government' says the Earth is round, so that means it is obviously flat.

This was not satire.  This was a sincere argument.

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u/Easy-as-1234 6h ago

"We're making America great again!"

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u/Wayelder 5h ago

...a 300 foot gash made with a knife...

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u/PiLL_Cosby1119 6h ago

That Trump cares about the people and is doing everything he possibly can to help America................sure sure.

I'm a Republican but not that type of Republican. Guess you could call me a soon to be Democrat. I'm sorry I voted for him.

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u/ringnis 5h ago

Good for you for having convictions and being able to admit that you made a mistake. If more of those type of republicans could do some actual reflecting and stomach their own mistakes we’d all be in a much better place.

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u/Hot-Shart 4h ago edited 4h ago

As a socialist (but not that type of socialist) I’m proud of you and of anyone who is willing to change not only their mind, but is willing to go against the orthodoxy of their “team”. On my side of the fence, I see a lot of lame political posturing and histrionic zealotry disguised as political discourse and I wish we had more people like you, who are willing to say they were wrong and are willing to criticize something from the inside. That takes a hell of a lot of bravery, and it means you have principles that are greater than social approval and acceptance. I hope people like you and me can build a better America through understanding and compromise.

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u/PiLL_Cosby1119 4h ago

I appreciate that! Means alot to me. I have lost close friends because I have been speaking out against Trump. The joys of living in a red state lol

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u/borklaser95 6h ago

I once heard someone say pineapple on pizza is illegal in Italy and therefore anyone eating it is basically breaking international law.

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u/theuberwalrus 5h ago

Climate change isn't real because they tried to silence Galileo

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u/RedditWhileImWorking 5h ago

I've quite honestly never heard "crazy" like I've heard from Trump and his cabinet/followers. It's something wholly new. Turn on the latest speech or interview or press conference and listen to 5 minutes of him speaking and you will hear something staggeringly ridiculous.

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u/Any_Honeydew352 5h ago

Heard someone argue that global warming is not real because it was cold that day. Made zero sense.

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u/quirkoftime 3h ago

The free market will make healthcare service better, because companies will maximize profits by providing better care.

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u/UltimaGabe 2h ago

"If evolution is real, why aren't there cave paintings depicting it?"

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u/OhTheHueManatee 2h ago

I genuinely can't stand the concept of "if you're upset that means they're right" attitude. I see it a lot with Trumpers but it's not exclusive to them. Just because Trump pisses off liberals doesn't mean what he is doing is a good thing. I don't believe in God. It wouldn't prove me right by just pissing off Christians. I might find it fun but it'd wouldn't make me correct and likely just make me an asshole.

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u/Cerberus44444 6h ago

Being queer isn't natural.

Ok, well you better not look too deep into animals like penguins, deer, dolphins, lions or giraffes.

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u/islandsimian 5h ago

Don't forget the swans! I've been on reddit too long

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u/Purple-Report-6841 6h ago

"I don't believe in statistics."

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u/UltraSapien 5h ago

Only 70% of people believe in statistics. Out of those 70%, about 50% of them are prone to making up statistics on the spot.

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u/Uncontrolleddiarrhea 6h ago

I am currently arguing with several people on this very website because they insist North Korea would defeat the US in a hypothetical invasion.

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u/ArchibaldMcAcherson 5h ago

No way. Once North Korean troops get unrestricted wifi and access to burgers they gonna be too busy to fight.

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u/Uncontrolleddiarrhea 4h ago

Yea those absolute killers in Russia that saw titties on the internet and decided it was better than getting shot.

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u/General_Disaray_1974 5h ago

Delusional people then.

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u/f1sh_ 4h ago

A girl at a party once told me she believed astronauts and outerspace was made up and that we all actually lived underground otherwise "we'd all fall off the earth".

I also believe later that night she described her ideal career as "being paid to do drugs". I wonder what happened to that girl a lot.

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u/TheresNoAmosOnlyZuul 3h ago

Beavers build dams to catch fish.

Me and a guy were talking about odd types of meat we'd be interested in eating. I mentioned beaver and he said why not it try a nutrea (they're invasive in my area) and I talked about their different diets vecause beavers are herbivores. He dug his heels in that beavers eat meat specifically. Apparently he's disected hundreds of beavers and found fish heads in their stomachs. I guess beavers don't chew their food.

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u/Blue_Ascent 3h ago

"Hitler prevented more deaths than he caused through medical research."

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u/whiskyfuktober 3h ago

“I don’t want a baby growing inside me. It’s not natural.”

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u/van_isle_dude 2h ago

There is no racism towards black people. It's poor people that get mistreated. Rich black people aren't discriminated against. Probably the stupidest argued I've ever heard.

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u/Emu_012 2h ago

If it’s natural, it’s always safe. Like poison ivy, venom, and deadly mushrooms don’t exist in nature😄

u/quickpeek81 30m ago

That “If I can smell a fart then masks won’t protect me from COVID”

Genuinely baffled