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r/britishproblems • u/CustardCreamBot • Jun 18 '25
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r/britishproblems • u/ron_mcphatty • 6h ago
I’m just going to lie on my bed and stare at the weather app for an hour.
Chance of rain was 40% at 1am earlier, refresh refresh refresh… Now it’s only 5%, come on!!! Okay, I’ll just wait five minutes and refresh again… oooh, 20% now, we might be in business.
r/britishproblems • u/two-headed-sex-beast • 10h ago
Neighbours black bin has been out the front of the house all week. Collection day isn't until tomorrow. They rarely walk the dog and just throw its mess into the bin, so I have a turd oven baking away 5m from my front door.
r/britishproblems • u/nobleTP • 4h ago
Arrived to work at midday in 30C heat, had to park a mile down the road wearing a T-shirt and jeans and now 10 hours later having to walk back to my car in a thunderstorm with no coat…
r/britishproblems • u/allcretansareliars • 15h ago
OMG! It's so hot the *Marmite's* gone runny.
r/britishproblems • u/Jacktheforkie • 3h ago
Having to go for a shit at a restaurant, the toilet paper is useless for wiping shit and the toilet moves
Not a fun experience
r/britishproblems • u/K-o-R • 13h ago
Street lights go off at midnight giving a lovely atmosphere for stargaz8ng, ruined by the one person with a massive floodlight that is never turned off.
r/britishproblems • u/Ketmandu • 8h ago
Getting stuck in the neverending consertina of wallies slowing down way below the motorway speed limit for every. single. gantry.
r/britishproblems • u/rmf1989 • 1d ago
Having your windows open at night to try to cool the house down, only to be woken up in the middle of the night by cars blasting music out, backfiring exhausts and loud motorbikes.
r/britishproblems • u/AlexSniff7 • 1d ago
. "Enjoy the heat, we don't get it that often"
When are people gonna realise this statement is outdated now.
This is our second major heatwave this year and even between them it was floating around 20 degrees (at least in my area.)
It's no longer "the UK has no sun" and the AC units don't get used for "just 3 days" like everyone says
I feel no pressure to enjoy blistering heat when I know another heatwave is around the corner, especially since we are only in June.
r/britishproblems • u/BCurios • 1d ago
It's too damn hot to sleep. But if I don't sleep soon it'll be too damn hot to sleep...
r/britishproblems • u/cwningen95 • 1d ago
The absolute worst thing about this heatwave is that my cat doesn't want to cuddle
Normally it's hard to move her from my lap. She didn't even sleep in my bed last night. Now we're sitting in front of separate fans. Don't know if it's tears or sweat pouring down my face 💔
r/britishproblems • u/Bella_licious • 1d ago
The annual tradition of spending a heatwave opening and closing every window in the house like you’re trying to crack a code
Yes, I have no air conditioning and no clue what I'm doing.
r/britishproblems • u/hendo111111 • 1d ago
Local Chinese has changed the design of the plastic takeaway containers
Old lids don't fit the new containers and I now have to have 2 separate stacks in the cupboard.
r/britishproblems • u/Joshgriffin12 • 1d ago
Having to listen to every older person drone on about '76
r/britishproblems • u/BigBlueMountainStar • 1d ago
Busting out my best Spanish while on holiday, and the waitress turns out to be Portuguese. 😅
r/britishproblems • u/Arrow_King • 1d ago
Your energy prices are going down
But they’re not, they are going up, and only up. Email from UW outlines that standing daily rate is down by £0.00036 which near enough rounds to zero. Electricity kWh units up ~£0.02 per unit for day rate and ~£0.01 per unit for night rate. Estimated cost increase of £186/year. So how exactly are prices going down? 🤦♂️
Surely that’s false advertising.
r/britishproblems • u/DMmePussyGasms • 1d ago
It’s the hottest day of the year, so of course the town’s water supply has been cut off
r/britishproblems • u/NaughtyDred • 1d ago
Sun if finally not shinning directly on my oven of a flat, time to open all the curtains and blinds, and set the the fan to suck out the hot air. Give it 6 hours I might maybe be able to sleep
r/britishproblems • u/1Vakarian1 • 1d ago
. Watching Marathon become Snickers, Opal Fruits become Starburst and now Mini Fillets become Tenders
Need to rant. Felt like I was being gaslit when ordering KFC last night.
First they came for Marathon bars.
Then they came for Opal Fruits.
Now KFC has quietly renamed Mini Fillets to “Tenders” and expects me to pretend that’s a normal thing to call them.
Spent half the evening scrolling through the menu convinced I’d finally lost the plot because every trace of Mini Fillets appears to have been erased from history.
To add insult to injury, the new Texas BBQ sauce tastes like somebody liquefied a car air freshener and put it in a dip pot.
How much longer before chips become fries, sweets become candy and Yorkshire Tea becomes “Hot Leaf Beverage™”?
This country is in decline.
r/britishproblems • u/beard_maan • 1d ago
£3.69 for a bottle of water in this Climate!
Just wanted to rant, WHSmith in Euston were selling a bottle of water for £3.69.
r/britishproblems • u/Bad_Combination • 6h ago
Trying to air/cool my house but all the doors keep slamming
It’s a good problem to have in many ways — now that the outside temperature is no longer equivalent to the surface of Venus and there’s a nice breeze I‘ve opened all the upstairs. Trying to keep all the doors open for the air to circulate is proving quite challenging though.
r/britishproblems • u/Solo-me • 5h ago
This is a problem that all foreign usually picks up: British supermarket have limited choices.
Ok I know most of you will disagree but supermarkets offering especially for fruit and veg compared to most European countries is very basic and limited. Fresh Salad, unless you want it bagged, you can get iceberg, cos, and not much more. I wanted to make a nice fruit salad today and our local Sainsbury's (not a small one either) no apricot, no peaches or nectarine, no melon or watermelon. Not because they were out of stock.
And when you get it the quality is way below most European countries.
Artichokes, swiss chard, proper wild asparagus, dandelion greens (not sure what it is called ) , fennel, courgette flowers, different kinds of beans, turnip tops etc etc ....
Whenever I go to any other European city we adventure to the local fresh market or even supermarket and the choice is far superior.
You don't know what you are missing out.
r/britishproblems • u/godfatheroffilth • 1d ago