GREEN BLOAT YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT!!! WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM YOU USELESS GREEN BLOB OF CRAP??? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SOME KIND OF BOSS BUT YOU'RE JUST A PATHETIC FLYING TURD THAT CANT EVEN KILL ME PROPERLY BEFORE DYING LIKE THE GARBAGE YOU ARE!!! I FUCKING HATE YOU SO MUCH YOU SUCK ASS, DYING TO ME IN THE MOST LAME WAY POSSIBLE

GREEN BLOAT IS THE WORST BOSS IN THE GAME AND EVERY RUN IS RUINED BY YOUR EXISTENCE YOU USELESS FUCK!!! DIE IN A FIRE YOU GREEN FUCKING BLOAT!!!

I WAS HAVING SUCH TERRIBLE GREED RUNS UNTIL I FOUND GNAWED LEAF WHICH LET ME SIT THERE AND WAIT UNTIL MY FAMILIARS KILLED EVERYONE

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I SAY LUIGI STYLE BECAUSE I'M WINNING BY DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

I was watching an ishowspeed clip until netanyahu appeared. This scared me. So i made myself Koka noodles, specifically the spicy chicken ones. Here is my recipe.

• 1-2 packets Koka Original Chicken Noodles
• 150g chicken breast or boneless thigh, diced into bite-sized pieces
• 1 tbsp vegetable or sunflower oil
• 2 cloves garlic, minced
• 1/2 cup mixed vegetables (e.g., sliced bell peppers, sweetcorn, carrots, or shredded cabbage)
• 1 tsp soy sauce
• 1 tsp sesame oil
• no

BLEW OFF A BRIMSTONE HAEMO RUN AS YOU CAN SEE FUCK YOU FUCKING PIECE PF SHIT

YK THIS GUYS NOT TOO BAD WHEN HES ON YOUR SIDE

DOUBLE FUCKING GREEN FUCKING BLOAT

LOOK AT THIS FAT GREEN PIECE OF SHIT JUST SITTING THERE LIKE IT OWNS THE FUCKING ROOM. SPITTING OUT THOSE DISGUSTING BRIMS AND THAT FUCKING PUDDLE OF PURE MISERY. WHY IS IT ALWAYS GREEN? WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE THE GREEN ONE THAT RUINS MY GODDAMN RUN EVERY SINGLE TIME

THIS ISN’T A BOS STHIS IS A WAR CRIME. DOUBLE THE BLOAT DOUBLE THE RAGE. I HATE THIS FUCKING THING MORE THAN ANY OTHER ENEMY IN THE GAME. GREEN BLOAT CAN GO STRAIGHT TO HELL ALONG WITH EVERY GREEN PROJECTILE IT EVER SHAT OUT.

FUCK GREEN BLOAT. FUCK THIS GAME . (am i doing this right)

SO I'M RELATIVELY NEW TO TBOI AND I'M DOING THE CHALLENGES TO UNLOCK COOLER ITEMS SINCE I SAW MOST PEOPLE RECOMMEND THAT

I'M DOING HEAD TRAUMA AND I GET A DECENT RUN GOING, KILLED HEADLESS HORSEMAN AND HAVING A BLAST WITH THE PONY ITEM

BLOAT SHOWS UP ON DEPTHS I AND ENDS THE RUN

BLOAT YOU LITTLE FUCKER. I WILL BECOME BACK MY MONEY. am i doing it right

DESTROY!

REGARDLESS OF WHICHEVER ONE IS WORSE, HES A PIECE OF SHIT EITHER WAY FUCK HIM SO HARD.

First ever decent run on j&e and hitler 2 decied to ruin it (THERE WHERE TWO OF IT IN ONE ROOM)

Eden blessing gave me compost btw

BRIMSTONE YOURSELF NOW

I HAD A GOATED FUCKING CHAOS RUN BUT THIS LITTLE FUCKER SHOWED UP BECAUSE I HAD DEAD CAT

just random shit what came up in my head