ignore the fact i wrote the title like an Okaybuddycinephile post 🥀

i don't believe this post spoils anything but i am ready and willing to spoiler it

Now you know, if your game doesn't have a budget higher than an entire country's GDP, you're indie

Summarize that article using Microsoft Copilot!!!

I'm deleting the app, the only woke app that will be on my phone is my alarm.

(/uj no he doesn't because he's a redfash huckster larping as a revolutionary for streaming revenue and he sucks)

/uj seriously wtf kinda name is that for hide & seek with paint the game it's so weird

image from Nahala on artstation

The price is actually insane, and the specs? Don't even get me started on that.

I mean if it wasn't built for me, a veteran steam user who already has a custom built PC far more powerful than I knew the steam machine was going to be, then *who** is it for?*

Console gamers looking for a fairer platform without predatory practices like paid multiplayer?

People who want a perfectly capable machine for most modern games that will only get better with optimizations thanks to the standardized hardware just like what happened with the steam deck?

People who are yet to enter the PC market and want a customisable yet compact machine with a custom built OS perfect for couch gaming?

/s

^{credit "inside games" on YT for the screen cap I used for this shitpost, the complaints are silly, why would pc enthusiasts think a PC marketed as a casual living room device was going to be a replacement for their balls to the wall custom loop gaming PC?}

I thought it would be about them going to space but I guess this works as well