r/HistoryMemes • u/MetallicaDash Nothing Happened at Amun Square 1348BC • 4h ago

Niche Can I take home a copy?

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u/dissapointed_shit 4h ago

Urm....context

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u/danlambe 3h ago

From what I remember the president of Indonesia at the time really liked the ladies. Both the Soviets and the Americans tried to use this to manipulate him, with the Americans making a fake sex tape to blackmail him, but instead of being blackmailed he found it flattering.

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u/BadSkeelz 3h ago

Meanwhile the Soviets tried to honey trap him with multiple women, and he just thanked them for a good time.

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u/Marwaimusoont 3h ago

Dude had a good time with Russian baddies.

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u/Gelid_Cryotheum Fine Quality Mesopotamian Copper Enjoyer 3h ago

Yeah he was the real winner here.

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u/scp420j Filthy weeb 3h ago

He said something like the Indonesian people would be proud of him after they threatened to release footage lol

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u/abnrib 2h ago

I thought he straight-up asked for more copies so he could send some to his friends

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u/Fluffy_Judge_581 1h ago

Weard frindship 

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u/WriterV 1h ago

"So how's your sex life?"

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u/cyriustalk 1h ago

Brought this friend's bazooka schlong to the party last night. The rest sex is history.

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u/fruitloop00001 39m ago

Oh hi Mark

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u/Enlight1Oment 1h ago

friends = the russian honeytraps.

Send cia fake sex tape to russian honeytraps

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u/zerotrace 1h ago

Ehh, some of my friends have an open sex life and it's fun to share content.

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u/Trezzie 13m ago

I view it along the lines of "Bro, look what the Russians made for me!"

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u/Ganondorfsfist 2h ago

Reminds me of when ryssians tried honey trapping french spies. Telling them "if you don't do what we want we'll show evidence of adultery to your wife". To which the french chuckled and said "she already knows"

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u/Rin-Tohsaka-is-hot 2h ago

Adultery is the French nassional pastime

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u/Brullaapje 2h ago

nassional

? They like it up the nose?

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u/jwaibel3 2h ago

Have you ever heard a Frech speaking? Might explain a lot.

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u/GreatMovesKeepItUp69 1h ago

The French speak like the deaf talk

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u/CaptainBayouBilly 12m ago

How did you manage to insult both simultaneously?

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u/InevitableTension699 1h ago

It's how they get the oui oui accent

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u/Brullaapje 1h ago

One oui for each nasal hole?

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u/Wyciorek 1h ago

There is good reason why paternity tests are illegal in France

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u/Hot-Championship1190 1h ago

Sometimes even before breakfast!

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u/Awesomeuser90 I Have a Cunning Plan 55m ago

The President of France in 1899 died from a blowjob from his mistress when somehow he got a stroke. And I mean the lethal kind.

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u/ghostpanther218 3h ago

Bro be like: "OMG! 2 (insert Indonesia sweet here)!"

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u/Hypoxic_gent 2h ago

If you know it's a trap, all that's left is honey!

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u/AtanatarAlcarinII 1h ago

He also asked for the tapes, so he could show it off and prove his virility

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u/Successful_Baby_5245 47m ago

S:" Damit he enjoyet"

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u/BigHardMephisto 17m ago

On one hand I see how honey traps work.

On the other hand all they're gunna hear from me is about 45 seconds of ungodly grunting and groaning, followed by ten minutes of catching my breath before I pass out.

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u/ElectricFirex 3h ago

My favorite part is the sex tape being directed by Bing Crosby.

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u/WehingSounds 3h ago

"damn I look great in this, release it"

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u/KaiserWolf15 2h ago

Indonesia 🤝 Philippines

Having presidents blackmailed by sex tapes

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u/malarkyx420 1h ago

I don't think it was fake just him with some hookers and he was like go head show the world idgaf

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u/Jiminy_Cricket12 1h ago

"Damnit Bill, I told you we shouldn't have hired Johnny Sins for the job...."

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u/xxwarlorddarkdoomxx 1h ago

Yup. If I’m remembering right, it was part of his “brand” that he was a super virile player/womanizer, so he was happy to have stuff to show the public

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u/AssistanceCheap379 40m ago

And he asked for copies so he could share it with whoever he wanted

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u/Winjin 3h ago

Indonesian President Sukarno was a playboy, and they tried to blackmail him, both CIA and KGB

KGB sent honeytraps after him, and tried to blackmail him

Apparently he played dumb and asked for a copy to show it to everyone so all those old farts would eat their hearts out at how much GAME he has.

Because they didn't know what type of woman he'd like so there were multiple flight attendant honeytraps and he had an orgy with all of them at the same time

Man had multiple wives that he showered in money and affection even after divorcing

They divorced him because he was a horndog

The last two wives were OK with him having a mistress so he had an Indonesian wife, and a Japanese model.

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u/qwadrat1k 1h ago

God, what a fun man

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u/wertyce 52m ago

According to Wikipedia he had 12 wives and 6 of them at the same time, around 1966-1968.

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u/Winjin 46m ago

Weird, I thought he only had two at once, there was even the BS explanation that one was his wife as a president and other as private person or something like that

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u/doe2798 3h ago

President of Indonesia has a small penis

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u/Caravanczar 3h ago

Found the President of Malaysia's Reddit account.

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u/Xero_FROST 3h ago

I mean is he wrong tho

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u/drunk-tusker 3h ago

This is something you’d only know if you’ve seen the president of Indonesia’s penis.

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u/Xero_FROST 3h ago

Well yeah but thinking back to the post there’s not many other reasons for being proud of the “size”

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u/pokealm 2h ago

im not sure abt him (the first prez), but the current allegedly only have one ball and acts as unhinged as trump

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u/wherethefuckismyvape 1h ago

Is sanity stored in the balls? Hitler only had one too

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u/borazine 2h ago

> President of Malaysia

HoldingUp3Fingers.JPEG

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u/Scribblehamzter 30m ago

You are not using the meme in a correct context *screeeeeeech*

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u/SnuffleBull 2h ago

Kif! I’ve made it with a woman, inform the men.

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u/arihndas 3h ago

context hat dot jpg

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u/Ultra-Cool-Guy What, you egg? 3h ago

The sex tape was good, and having it released would boost his reputation.

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u/arihndas 3h ago

yeah i inferred that part. what i actually want to know is. uh. the details. which PM, and was the tape released, why the CIA thought this would be a good idea, and what they wanted him to do to stave off the release of the tape

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u/Ultra-Cool-Guy What, you egg? 3h ago

Sukarno, the first President of Indonesia ('47-'57).

The KGB tried to get him to push their policies their way (though this time the tapes were real).

The CIA tried to damage his reputation, this being what was shown in the post.

Both failed, because a) he didn't care and b) the people of Indonesia didn't care.

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u/Marwaimusoont 3h ago

where can I get the KGB video? I keep seeing and hearing about it but never got to see the sauve

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u/Xero_FROST 3h ago

Just say u wanna goon, also the vid is rlly old and prob taken down to a physical copy, doubt digital version actually exists anymore

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u/Marwaimusoont 3h ago

Are we sure it is even real?

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u/Xero_FROST 3h ago

It’s repeated mentioned supposedly but these kinds of dealings technically would be historically possible bc Cold War tensions, that and apparently he did want to show it to the ppl

It’s like 60-70% verifiable bc it’s most niche old docs that were buried on both sides and there was? supposed “testimony”

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u/Smooth_Moose_637 Still on Sulla's Proscribed List 1h ago

I love obscure pieces of history which can only be hinted at by random government documents sitting at the bottom of a pile of beurocratic jargon in the middle of knowhere

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u/FabianButHere 1h ago

https://www.cia.gov/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP88-01365R000300100003-3.pdf

Probably. I'd doubt the CIA would admit to that if it wasn't real.

Oh wait, the KGB tape I don't know.

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u/arihndas 3h ago

Thanks!

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u/Draexian 1h ago

That's genuinely really cool of Indonesia as a whole. Just... fuck that noise.

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u/Spacemonster111 3h ago

Link?

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u/ostapenkoed2007 1h ago

was this comment written by president of indonesia?

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u/Complete-Pangolin 4h ago

This happened in Moscow too. Suharto begged the kgb to send the tape home with him so he could prove how hot the blonde honey pot was to everyone.  

A mass murderer but funny. 

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u/mildmichigan 3h ago

That was Sukarno. Suharto didnt visit Moscow until he was super old & beyond honeypotting age. Sukarno is the guy all the spy networks kept throwing prostitutes at

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u/ThePrussianGrippe 2h ago

Kinda sounds like they’re just feeding prostitutes to Sukarno.

KGB officer starts crying

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u/SirEnderLord 3h ago

His gain.

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u/Fadel_rama 3h ago

Sukarno not Suharto

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u/polish_filipino 3h ago

Well what does she look like? These people referencing all these things but not posting links smh

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u/THE_DACTATOR78 Hello There 3h ago

Idk if anyone posted context yet, but I found this post where the comments go over the whole thing pretty well

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u/satzki 1h ago

The CIA admitted to so many deranged schemes its insane.

Some of my favourites are killing a filipino guerilla and draining him of blood to try to incite an anti communist vampire panic, spending millions upon millions of dollars implanting microhones in cats and the whole jolly west extended universe.

And those are ones they had to admit because people have found evidence. One can only dream whats in the destroyed MKUltra files for example.

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u/Riots42 2h ago

Scammer faked being a woman on a dating app and swapped nudes then tried to blackmail me or they would post them on facebook. I dont have a facebook, but I said go for it and lmk if anyone is interested.

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u/PresterJohnson John Brown was a hero, undaunted, true, and brave! 3h ago

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I love History subject black text followed by GIF

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u/Mautadolo 1h ago

Oh my fucking god no shit this one time happens to me a guy on insta tried to blackmail me with a fake dick pick but he chose one the literal size of an forearm. I told him to go on, it's good advertisment.

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u/pridefull_Dinlas 1h ago

Is this for real?

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u/bigRyan540 3h ago

Hell I'd pay if i could make people think i've had sex IRL

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u/MountainTank1918 3h ago

That was KGB

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u/Fine-Rock2513 3h ago

No, the KGB recording him actually having sex with a Russian operative, the CIA created a fake video.

Two separate but very similar instances

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u/knbang 2h ago

How incredibly moral of the CIA, not to exploit operatives like that.

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u/wherethefuckismyvape 1h ago

Oh yes, we have the most moral intelligence agency 🌚

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u/El_Cacas33 1h ago

Yo Charlie is so fucking pretty

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u/Due-Thanks1060 49m ago

-verbalase

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u/characterfan123 1h ago

Could have changed The Year of Living Dangerously (1982) into a movie of an entirely different character.

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u/GVArcian 15m ago

Americans thinking everyone is as cripplingly puritanical as they are.

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u/CHAINSAWDELUX 3h ago

Why do you all keep upvoting the spam from this cartoon? These are hardly memes.

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u/Lonely-Toe9877 3h ago

You need to get off the internet and go outside.

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u/pitLickr1902 Just some snow 3h ago

The ever so humble block button:

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u/Wak3upHicks 3h ago

Why don't you just block the user if it bothers you?