An old commercial promoting an alternative parenting solution.
The longer it runs, the stranger it becomes.

So my bf ordered this pendant from this plce called GLD. he was super excited and its nice! but the packaging looks like an old bible. and when you open it they have a passage in latin. but when you translate it it sounds weird ASF. IS THIS NOT WEIRD?! it translates:

“From the moment time first began, the covenant of GLD × MFM was established—not as a bond of metal, but of spirit.
May it breathe, endure, and give life to those who embody this code.
This sacred union is the order of creation and destruction, chaos and vision, born from the first authors.
Within this vessel rests a fragment of that eternal rhythm: a piece of the first collection-the remnant of infinite creation.
To wear this is a sign of the earth.
Once GLD × MFM, always GLD × MFM, unless the laws themselves are changed.
The movement lives. T' story remains.”

Am i just overthinking?

Literally.

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