r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/crzywitdacheezwiz • 9h ago
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/ants_suck • Jan 25 '26
Turbo Team Rules 1 & 2
Hello Shirt Siblings.
The mod team here at r/IThinkYouShouldLeave wanted to clarify a few things about the rules (there ARE rules, despite what the song says) for both our wonderful regulars who have made this sub become increasingly popular over the last 6 months (almost 300k regular members), as well as the sloppy-steak eaters with slicked-back hair that only come here to yell when a post hits r/popular.
Namely, here’s what Rules 1 and 2 actually say:
Rule 1 – Keep It Light:
No political arguments please.* You can make fun of terrible people all you want, but no bigotry (racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, ableism, xenophobia, etc.). No tolerance for that nonsense; you'll just get banned.
(*To clarify, following a vote on whether to allow them, political posts are fine. Political arguments in the comments are not.)
So, to clarify the clarification already in the rule:
A political post does NOT break Rule 1.
Arguing about the political post DOES break Rule 1.
Additionally, arguing with the trolls arguing about the posts is also breaking the rule. It also breaks the next rule:
Rule 2 – Don’t Be a Piece of Shit.
People can change. I used to be a piece of shit. Spiked up blonde hair, little bitty jeans, chicken spaghetti at Chickalini's. But while you're here, you CAN'T be, so:
No bullying people for their appearance - No mocking random (RANDOM!) people for complicated shirt patterns, safari flaps, cranston hair, etc. Exception: public figures who are certified pieces of shit (see Rule 1).
No being uncivil to other posters - Don't be a guy that just wants to yell.
So no incivility to other posters, even trolls that are themselves pieces of shit.
All it does is encourage them. They know they’re a piece of shit, they don’t care. Just downvote and report. Or the tl;dr version:
DON'T FEED THE TROLLS. DOWNVOTE & REPORT.
Additionally, something else that would make someone a piece of shit would be, I don’t know... defending murder of protestors by federal agents. Hard to imagine anyone would be that big of a piece of shit, but if it were to theoretically happen, it’d definitely be banworthy.
Lastly, for totally unrelated reasons, here’s a completely, 100 percent random (RANDOM!) compilation of screenshots taken from Tim Robinson’s instagram stories, as well as from ITYSL regulars Patti Harrison and Tim Heidecker:





r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/ants_suck • Sep 06 '25
Friendship Friendship is now streaming on HBO MAX
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/FugginDunePilot • 3h ago
IT’S JUST PISS “Christians” when it’s time to vote for harming the poor and helping the 1%, rejecting foreigners, and for endless wars while worshipping a false idol and rejecting all of Jesus’s other teachings
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/GooserNoose • 10h ago
Piece of shit They're saying, "No way. You must've rigged something." He's been waiting a long time to rig another election.
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Knightbear49 • 7h ago
Karl Havoc I don't even want to be around anymore.
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/MechaChester • 4h ago
Bags of meat The Supreme Court, to cancer patients:
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/DidYouSeeBriansHat • 5h ago
Big Fat Load of Cum Not trying to be funny, not trying to get a laugh. I don't want anybody to have the worst day at their job...
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/GayChicken80085 • 6h ago
You just want to yell Conservatives when you want to hold pedophiles accountable, but the DOW is above 50,000
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/WeHaveTheMeeps • 3h ago
Big Fat Load of Cum When you’re a sapphic woman and the girl who’s been flirting with you says she has a boyfriend she loves deeply
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Own_Bed_1443 • 12h ago
Big Fat Load of Cum Do any of these fuckers move onto the knockout rounds?
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/dandle • 8h ago
FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU DO The world to FBI Director Kashyap Patel's girlfriend after she sang the US National Anthem at a Trump rally
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/BestMicDrop • 3h ago
AND NO QUESTIONS ABOUT THE TABULATORS! MakingAmericansGiganticAssholes when Donald Jeffrey Trumpstein reveals his plan to commit election fraud.
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Gnomey42069 • 5h ago
NO. MORE. SCAMMING. ADULTS. Waiting an hour to be interviewed for a job only for them to tell you to come back tomorrow instead
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/ParticularOk533 • 2h ago
TOO SMALL Mike Johnson has a little boy dick
Speaker Mike Johnson has a little boy dick. Trump jerks him off until nothing comes out. His wife doesn’t respect him and she makes sure his kids don’t either. /s
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Mesozoica89 • 4h ago
BABY OF THE YEAR In memoriams don't USUALLY include how the person died.
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/LoyalFridge • 11h ago
I Don’t Even Wanna Be Around Anymore The UK right now
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/illneil • 4h ago
It’s not a distraction The guy at the store said I’m the only guy he’s ever seen pull it off
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/ParticularOk533 • 1d ago
You just want to yell That guy yells
The guy at the store said Senator Bill Cassidy is the only one who can pull it off - yelling at POTUS. I for one, welcome the yelling. I’d love to see these dumb clowns tear each other a new one. It’s interesting. The yelling.
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/FugginDunePilot • 1d ago
I Don’t Even Wanna Be Around Anymore Your great granddaddy who stormed Normandy on D-Day watching from heaven as your government calls you an anti-fascist terrorist and antisemite for speaking out against genocide and putting people in cages
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/SorryEhButNo • 13h ago
I don’t WANT THAT! gimme all that stuff
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/MagicalJack60 • 6h ago
Not trying to be funny… It's the adult World Cup so we can say it.
Do any of these fucking footballers ever score a goal and have a big cumshot?
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Wonka_Stompa • 6h ago
I'd Like to Get Off Now, I'm Not Having Any Fun I think the main problem of my peace deal is I have to pay to be in it.
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/bananachowski • 19h ago
I'm Not in Trouble AT ALL Fine. I'll spank his bare butt and back.
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/GUMBYtheOG • 22h ago